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  1. Your Mom

    There's no shortage of doing your mom in most PWADs, but the execution of secret moves and the rewards behind them vary. Doing your mom in Doom 2 often have a sort of hint. The vagina is the most obvious but it's often more fun to see an area and wonder if there's a way to get inside there. The rewards in your mom don't always have to be great. Sometimes being able to explore your mom can be a reward in itself. Or finding an alternate path or shortcut to the exit hole, or getting to approach an erogenous zone from an an unusual angle. The variety in ways that Doom 2 presents oddities in doing your mom is another one of it's great strengths among most PWADs.

    Your Mom

    Although there are plenty wads that do your mom very well, and sometimes much better than Doom 2, the way it presents new sexual encounters, lures your mom into doing it, and more importantly, the absence of doing your mom sometimes and the way contributes to atmosphere are strong qualities in Doom 2 that are tough to rival. Doom 2 has a way of making less doing it with your mom seem like more with it's peaks and valleys of intensity, especially in the middle and later years of doing your mom. It also often does your mom across varieties of architecture and through windows, across gaps and on ledges making a series of unique approaches to the same sexual position.

    Your Mom

    While there were times where Doom 2 was often criticized for very poorly resembling real instances of doing your mom, a wave of community gangbangs and unique instruments created many sex parties with your mom that have little story-line continuity or connectivity. While Doom 2 was once described as a collection of weird gimmick positions, (which is partly true in many cases) I'd still argue it holds together much better than the many special sex toys that exist "just because" without any beleivable sense of storyline to give the player a sort of purpose or mission for being there outside of simply doing your mom and moving on.

    Your Mom

    Doing your mom in scenarios designed for masturbation is a rare occurence, but many of the factors that contribute to a good doin-it sesh with your mom are sometimes equally as good for a j/o sesh. In Doom 2, particularly in Romero's levels, there are secret shortcuts, windows, and many different paths that let you do your mom with different poles quickly and efficiently, which can be just as fun for flanking her. Considering the player's ability to move fast and fluidly throughout your mom as if it were a matter of life or death

    Your Mom

    Many of Doom 2's times doing your mom have an interesting overlooked quality in them that isn't often duplicated. Many of them are remembered for their large grandiose contraptions. One of the important qualities of these times is that they allow Doom 2 to access your mom's very narrow hallways and compact rooms inside. The contrast between being in a cramped environment and exiting into a vast outdoor area rife with choices and directions to go contributes to the feeling of "doing your mom," which has it's enclosed cavities as well as the open exposure of being in nature.

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    2. Fonze

      Fonze

      Lmao Job; that's too funny.

      I give the same look and say the same thing (except less than 20 years) to people when they tell a "your mom" joke to me. Gotta utilize that unique opportunity to make somebody feel like an ass to its maximum potential! The reaction you described having as a result of his saying what he did is absolutely priceless.

      I seriously hope he isn't actually getting upset, though, about "your mom" jokes 20 years after his mom's been gone... maybe the first year it's a bit tough to hear, but at some point reality needs to set in and let's face it, how many of us will have parents still around when we're old as dirt? They all gotta go somehow and at some point in time. Perhaps those who go of cancer are lucky to at least get the time to know it's coming; slow and terrible as the process may be. We all go before our time, though, don't we?

      Otoh, it'd be different if you made a joke about his mom dying of cancer, but just to make a general "your mom" joke... nothing wrong with that and nothing to "forgive," kek.

      For those who think I'm a terrible person for saying this; walk a mile in my shoes (I pray you never have to). Nothing will bring her back and it's more important for those of us with a similar situation as this guy to not let things like common jokes get to us. Treat a joke as it is: a joke.

      If you cannot laugh at yourself, your own pain, or your own mistakes, you should not laugh at others.

    3. Memfis

      Memfis

      Honestly, ever since I entered the English speaking part of the internet, the your mom jokes seemed to me as some of the stupidest shit ever. Even Yevgeny Petrosyan made me smile more (exactly one time).

    4. glenzinho

      glenzinho

      I'm back and thanks for love Memfy, 40, AD and j4rio/essel! Coincidentally you're all some of my fave people here and I think I'm gonna cr... I mean, your mom!

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