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  1. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR PERSONALITY

    ANSWER BEFORE READING REPLIES FOR MAXIMAL EFFIENCY

    1) You are going down a water slide when you pass a hamburger someone has left balanced on the lip of the slide, what ingredients are on it?

    2) You just fell off a building, what position do you assume before hitting the ground?

    3) You are in prison and your hulking cellmate pulls a shiv and tells you you can either fuck him in the ass or be fucked in the ass, which do you choose and you have to choose one because there is no escape and he will fucking kill you and stop sidestepping the question?

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    2. chilvence

      chilvence

      1: Veggie burger with lots of gherkins. I throw the burger away and have a gherkin sandwich

      2: I assume a falling position (possibly after failing to assume a "not falling" position)

      3: I agree to fuck him in the ass. Then with his back turned, I stab him in both kidneys with his own knife

    3. DooMBoy

      DooMBoy

      1. Bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheese
      2. Wile E. Coyote style
      3. I'd rather fuck a man in his ass than take it from a man in my own ass, make of that what you will

    4. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      1. Tofu, urine and feces
      2. Position 69
      3. I tell the guard, so he can do it for me

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