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ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR PERSONALITY
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1) You are going down a water slide when you pass a hamburger someone has left balanced on the lip of the slide, what ingredients are on it?
2) You just fell off a building, what position do you assume before hitting the ground?
3) You are in prison and your hulking cellmate pulls a shiv and tells you you can either fuck him in the ass or be fucked in the ass, which do you choose and you have to choose one because there is no escape and he will fucking kill you and stop sidestepping the question?