Fredrik

Intelligence test said:

No you are not intelligent

:(

hee hee monkeys

Heh, I got annoyed with the frequent redirecting to some christian truth bullshit on that site so I decided to have some fun. The essay generator records the topics people enter in for the douchebag to see so I entered all these in roughly this order:

Jesus Lying
Crackerization of Jesus
No one ever screwing me like Jesus
Jesus love you long time
screwing Christ in his stupid eye socket (full metal jacket style)
getting someone else crucified in your place
having a fake prophet follow you
Eve not being the first woman according to Genesis
hypocracy
crusading against anyone different
erasure of cultures
raping the environment
taking a petty but firm stance on something little you believe interferes with your personal salvation but letting genocide slide
being so selfish as to bash your own kids to death with rock thinking god wants you to for fear of you yourself being separated from god or burning in your hell
rescripted, edited, and fabricated biblical trash
god telling me to do this
It worked for Benny Hinn
Soy el diablo y neccesito el sangre de cochinos
Anata no kodomo o tabemasu
oh my sides splitting
prosecuting peaceful artists as terrorists
aid only for conversion to Christ
murdering tens of thousands of civilians in their own country and calling them terrorists
ignoring Sudan
setting up economic systems to funnel back money and resources to the insatiably greedy
supporting Nike's ownership and enslaving of Indonesia
unity in corporate ----- sucking
dismantling of democracy http://marc.perkel.com/archives/000690.html
embracing fascism
the real origin of aids http://www.worldnewsstand.net/health/aids.htm
giving a supposed Christian a curbjob to protect a gay person
loving me as Jesus said to
you biting my ass in a rather hilarious way
practicing rights as a former Christian
payback being bliss
trying to negotiate with the merciless being like stopping speeding train with your body

Try it. It's great fun. Make the mong afraid to see any more topics people enter.