Single Status Update
Isn't she a beauty?
My birthday is not until on Monday, by the way, but I got her in advance.
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The guy that sold me my guitar told me it had some female name, but I didn't pay much attention, so I don't remember what it was. That guitar is now under my bed with a cracked neck and no strings.
That guy was a demon, and soul of a beautiful young woman is trapped in those broken strings. If you fix an polish the guitar, she will be freed and you will meet her personally, although you will have to face that demon once again, this time seeking your soul.
And no, I'm not seriously going to name the guitar anything.
Okay, okay, that wasn't such a good name. What about... Scarlett Johanssen?