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The only thing I hate more than slam-door trains is people who dont realise that to close the door on slam-door trains you have to slam them!
The rail network recently changed their announcement system. Until a few weeks ago the computerised announcement system talked about itself in the first person, saying "I'm sorry..." in response to delayed trains for example. They've finally realised how ridiculous this is and switched over to the more sensible "We are sorry".
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