Remilia Scarlet

Being here in Japan, I've already spotted some really good Engrish. Yesterday I was waiting at a bus stop when I read a sign on a pay phone. Now, this pay phone was in like a plexyglass case with a door on it. The sign on the door roughly translated as, "Please take care not to get your hand smashed in this" or something like that. The Engrish on the sign said, "Please care your hand."

The first day I was here, I was showing a picture of a sign for a "labolatory".

But so far, my shirt takes the kicker.
http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/shirt_front.jpg
http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/shirt_back.jpg
The lower corner of the back also has a disfigured peace sign and the word "Market" under it.