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    My 4th of July

    **Said in crusty the clowns voice** OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HOO HOO! This one is gonna REALLY cost me! :( /me boils his hand (OW), cuts it off (YOWIE), boils it again (EEP!), dips it in turpentine and lyme (YOWCH!!!!), then glues it back on with crazy glue..... extra IDIOT strength! Mah bad.... but I had heard somewhere dat Kool-Kat was a women... my mistake, no disrespect meant Kat.
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    51 today

    Happy B'day old man Fod.... you sweet sexy thaaaang! :P NOTE: sorry it took so long... but I just now noticed this thread... I think I need my eyes checked. O_o
  3. Mickey-D's is the grease for me! BLEH!!
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    Internet Connection

    A 56k, which usually says connected at 112K (which bascially counts for shit), and downloads at an average of 4-5k a second on files. /me looks at poll results Well.... at least it's good to see that I'm not the only one who is extremely "deprived" in life (internet connection wise I mean... heh). :P ........... not quite, Doomboy.
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    Pants v.s Boxers

    For me: boxers. They good good with my pants, and they are a lot more comfortable. Not to mention some of them look ill as fuck. On my Lady: The Y fronts or the good old thong! If you have to ask why there is truly no hope! :P EDIT: HEY I juts noticed somethin... what about all of us "freeballers" out there? Where is the option for that one?
  6. Thundercats was about a bunch of heroic warrior cats who left there home planet of thundara when it was blown da fuck up. They ended up crash landing on an alternate where the evil Mumm-ra wanted to rule and control the planet. The characters name that I know are: Lion-O- leader of the thunder cats. Used the sword of omens. Mumm-Ra: mummified villain, who could transform into a much more powerful monster. Mutants: servants who fear mumm-ra and do his bidding. Their exact names elude mah ass about now. Cheetara: female thundercat and the fastest one, used a bo staff. Pumyra: another female thundercat and skilled martial artist. Wilykit and Wilykat: twins; juvenile thundercats. se different types of ball bombs as weapons, which have different effects, like gas, explosions, etc. Snarf: intelligent "pet" of the thundercats. A creature that is scared of just about everything bad that happens. Jaga: Lion-O's mentor and teacher, who has passed away, and assist the thundercats in spirit. Panthro: thundercat mechanic... uses a mace, and pilots the thundertank. Lynx-O: thundercat warrior, uses a bollo whip. Ben-Gali: younger brother of Lynx-O, they look very much alike. Ratar-O: thundercat who was blinded when leaveing thundara by flames... an older, wiser thundercat (think of fodders.... but without eyes, HEH!) The Beserkers: powerful, seafairing villains... but low in intelligence. Posses different weapons such as iron gloves, and battering rams. ........... I may have mixed up one or two of the thundercats names'.... it's been a long time since I thought of da names but fuck it.
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    Ride of the Valkryies

    OMFG! ROFLMFGAO!!! ... speakin of which.... I wonder if this thread will survive to maturity, or be condemned to a fiery and dramatically painful future in an evil, dark place which is marked only by the mysterious letters.... "PH". .......... love the new banner though.
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    BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HAHAHAA ROFLMFGAO!! I don't see how any of ya'll would let someone come up in your house and jack they dick... drunk or not, that's just nasty as fuck, not to mention straight disrespect! ...... at least make them go out back and shoot they loads in the grass, so they don't stain the carpet! :P
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    they call it sand fish

    Heh.... if a slug ever bit mah ass, I would drive a pin thru it in the middle of the dirt so it couldn't go anywhere. Then walk in, get some salt, and pour it ALL over certain parts of it's body........ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, fun! Fodders: Why is it that salt has this effect on slugs anyways? And why are they so immune to poisons, and toxins of any kind in general? Sephiroth: HELL'S YEAH DAWG! I love praying mantis, they are pretty smart (as far as insects go) too, and they make interesting pets. Too bad that they will eat their own species, so it makes it hard to keep too many of them together.
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    what else besides doom?

    Well..... this is gonna be a long list... but fuck it, here I go: 1)Playin Video Games: love most capcom fighting games, playin intense shoot-em ups, side-scrollers (super mario bros, Castlevania SOTN, etc), final fantasy and dragon warrior/quest series rpg's, beat em up games (ex. armored warriors by capcom). 2)Collecting certain things: transformers, final fantasy viii figures (almost have them all, YES!), movie maniac figures. 3)Going out and wildin out: going to parties, hangin out at arcades, going to a movie, chillin at the mall, the beach, etc. Just doing different things with mah peeps, buying new gear for mahself, fixin up my whip (car), drinkin, chiefin, etc. 3)Workin at my J-O-B as a CSR (like right now.... heh!), and selling stuff on Ebay. 4)Chillin with mah wifey (girlfriend) Erica.... i've been with her now for a year and a half.... BIG SMILE! :D 5)Workin out and gettin mah muscles toned up more (hard work..... WHOA!) 6)Listenin to music, bootlegging stuff with my cd-rw, workin on updating my computer, and learning more stuff about electronics/computers, posting on some forums, talkin on aim, etc.! Actually..... the one with mah girlfriend in it should be up top.... but fuck it, I'm too lazy to move it so meh! :P
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    My 4th of July

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... poor lil kitty kat.... dat sucks yo...... /me rubs the kitty's belly :P By the way... never EVER hold a firecracker in a closed hand. If your hand is open, it will just sting. However, if your hand is closed the force of the explosion could quite frankly.... well.... blow yo fuckin hand open... literally! I usually leave the fireworks that don't go off after they are lit alone, until I throw water on them.. otherwise you could really get fucked. EDIT: isn't Kool-Kat a girl? Or is it a guy..... just wonderin, cuz I've heard a few different things.
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    Silence is copyrighted...

    This thread is just another perfect fuckin example of how fux0red the usual legal system really is! It's amazin how many peeps use the US' laws against the government every year, and get away with some outrageous shit because of it. Da whole idea of silence being copyrighted is just freakin' ludicrous.
  13. It IS known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here in da states dawg. Although I have NO idea why they changed the name to Hero Turtles in the UK. OH and before I forget..... there is also a New thundercats comic series set to be released by wildstorm comics this august. The first will be a 5-part mini-series dat picked up exactly where da show left off. The second mini-series will debut later in the year, and takes place several years after the first one.... in the second series Mumm-ra has defeated the thundercats, with Lion-O bein the only free one left, and being hellbent on freein' his fellow cats from Mumm-ra's evil clutches. In the second series, several characters are set to die, and several things are set to change as well.... ain't dat some shit.
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    they call it sand fish

    Did ya'll know dat a Decapitated cockroach can survive for an entire month.... and even then da only reason it dies it because it has starved to death! They can be half-squished and still run away... they will of course die from fuckin infection some time later, but they is some strong little mofuckas! Dan: Da roaches yo ass is thinkin of are probably called "Palmetto Bugs" dawg. They are actually a larger variety of roach, which can release a rather acrid smell out of their abdomens.... they can also smell nasty as fuck when you crush them. You could also be thinkin about a common waterbug.... although those things are mean as fuck, and bite hard. They actually kill minnows in da water for food, dawg.
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    Life = Shit