Alfonzo

Hey Kiddo, thanks to your good word I now have RLNDGM.sf2 assigned to my executables. For quite some time I'd been looking for a soundfont that wouldn't completely butcher the Wavetable Synth sound I had composed all my MIDIs around and at the same time allow for playback of those other MIDIs that for whatever reason wouldn't work properly with Synth. Now I can play those dumb Thin Lizzy tracks without flipping to some shitstick font that I would invariably have to switch away from again when a Doomworld composer track loads in.

So hey, neat! You have a great day now!

Welcome back, Joe! I enjoyed playing a lot of the material you released during your absence from Doomworld. It wasn't even a guilty pleasure — the maps were really fun and worth talking about. A thoughtful designer could take inspiration from some of what you've made.

Look forward to seeing you contribute in future. Good luck!

I'm sorry. But not really. But actually I am.

Backing MIDI

♫ 

I don't align my walls, what's there to see?
I like them flat without details
But you will find them by my torches, small and square
I'm an American at id Software

A Gantlet is a train track, did you know?
An Underhall, I cannot say
I told Romero he's got bushy hair!
I'm an American at id Software

Oh, I'm McGee, you see, no one else can map like me
I'm an American at id Software
Oh, I'm McGee, you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3
I'm an American at id Software

If "golden keys can open any door"
There's one by the exit room, this way
This kind of thing placement is good for '94
Cutting edge, no matter what they say

Oh, I'm McGee, you see, no one else can map like me
I'm an American at id Software
Oh, I'm McGee, you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3
I'm an American at id Software

Mechanics without CRATINY, are NEXT in this society
To join the decorations on my floor
Sectors of this variety, are buttons in disguise to me
Sorry, that's a lift and not a door

Takes more than a speedrunner to pacify
Takes more than a year, or ten, or more
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A Zeromaster waits, before he runs!

If "golden keys can open any door"
There's one by the exit room, this way
And if you disagree, "the game design is poor"
I present American's L.A.
I present American's L.A.
I present American's L.A.

I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, no one else can map like me)
I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3)
I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, no one else can map like me)
I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3)
I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
Be amazed, I drop-kick a baby

♫

10 years of Doom(world)! Thank you, you beautiful demon-killing simulator.

Lower your commemorative cakes into Australian waters and I'll swim up to collect them when I'm done procrastinating in Sekaiju.

The Ironman machine rolls on into October. How will Endgame and Endpoint stack up? Find out now at https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

P.S. I'm going to die. Twice.

Some casual 2v2 Zandronum action going down in preparation for the upcoming tourney next month. Newcomers welcome!

[TSPG] Painkiller: ZTDM Practice Server. Read this thread for more details.

Local experts Decay informs me that nxgangirl is actually no pushover in duels. Cool! You know how that old saying goes, though...

The match starts in under 24 hours.

Another DWIronman Demo, another sorry tale of self-castigation. Yes, it's time to die like an Egyptian!

https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

Who's ready for another Doom Radio-endorsed Tower of Tangents?

Intermission – E2M8: The Tower of Babble

Good evening, America. Are you sitting comfortably? The duel for the airways is due to commence at the top of the hour.

Read this post and the one beneath it for details.

Good morning, America. Doom Radio trusts that you've made the necessary preparations ahead of this evening's battle for the airwaves. All your assets should now be liquidized, your life savings contingent on the destruction of our mutual enemy.

Keep watching this space for streaming and server details. Gamble responsibly!

Let me take you to your leader. Doom Radio interviews Andrew "Linguica" Stine.

Streaming my recorded demo of this month's DWIronman, Unholy Realms. Watch me die(...?)!

https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

Alfonzo vs. 40oz 6pm EDT 15th on Doomseeker. Book now for reserved seating! General admission pricing available soon.

Doom Radio ft. Terminus, Wartorn and Pillowblaster!

In the very late E2M7, we talk about what it takes to be an American, gangsta style shooting, female protagonists as a selling point, roguelike mechanics, Minecraft’s status as a retro FPS, the status of Half Life 3, making Doom modding history, the gap between Zandronum and GZDoom, happiness being mandatory, egg on my face as I talk about developing High Noon Drifter after it’s been released, Wartorn’s favorite retro FPS Persona 3, Cage’s favorite retro FPS Chrono Trigger, Pillowblaster’s favorite retro FPS Borderlands, and banging Nazis.

Check it out!

Intermission – E2M7: Delayed by Pixels

In the name of Doom Radio I challenge 40oz to a duel to the death.

"From here to Eternity!" Just kidding, the podcast only goes for 80 minutes :)

Doom Interviews Altazimuth

Domination is a MP game mode in which you capture big coloured bacons for points. Or is that beacons? You'll never know unless you join and submit!

[TSPG] Painkiller: #doulmination

You are cordially invited to a night at WhoDunIt, aka Stabby aka Knife Night! Find us on Doomseeker: [TSPG] Painkiller: #doulmtwid stabporium

password is fronkular

necessary files can be found here.

Streaming my pre-rerecorded Ironman attempt with commentary, _mutt style! Watch me die(?)

Time for another round of casual duels with Team CGI! Find us on Doomseeker at [TSPG] Painkiller: goat tacos

Come one come all to a night of exceptional duelling with CGI's weekly duel tournament! Newcomers and stalwarts welcome.

Find us on Doomseeker at [TSPG] Painkiller: Taco Tuesday duel

Mind that stirring pot; it's time for another Doom Radio podcast! Intermission – E2M5: TNT 2: Dynamite

Creative Works is a reclusive corner, so here's me plugging my new MIDI depository in Status Updates as well. Enjoy!

Looking to someone to craft a 'microphone fish' avatar, ala the one in the Doom Radio logo. Winner to be paid in lump sum cacowards.