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Status Updates posted by Alfonzo

  1. Hey Kiddo, thanks to your good word I now have RLNDGM.sf2 assigned to my executables. For quite some time I'd been looking for a soundfont that wouldn't completely butcher the Wavetable Synth sound I had composed all my MIDIs around and at the same time allow for playback of those other MIDIs that for whatever reason wouldn't work properly with Synth. Now I can play those dumb Thin Lizzy tracks without flipping to some shitstick font that I would invariably have to switch away from again when a Doomworld composer track loads in.

     

    So hey, neat! You have a great day now!

    1. Doomkid

      Doomkid

      I’m really glad to hear it’s been helpful for you, Alfonzo! I was in a similarly annoying position for ages, felt good to finally find that font.

  2. Welcome back, Joe! I enjoyed playing a lot of the material you released during your absence from Doomworld. It wasn't even a guilty pleasure — the maps were really fun and worth talking about. A thoughtful designer could take inspiration from some of what you've made.

     

    Look forward to seeing you contribute in future. Good luck!

    1. joe-ilya

      joe-ilya

      'Elo Alfonzo.

      I still remember and sometimes watch clips of your hijinks in my shitty old deathmatch mappack and still laugh, good (kinda) times. A nice turnaround to what you're saying right here.

    2. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      I'm glad you enjoyed watching us have fun at your expense. That's the spirit :) I'm not sure how I would have handled that kind of derision. Badly, probably.

  3. I'm sorry. But not really. But actually I am.

     

    Backing MIDI

     

    ♫ 

    I don't align my walls, what's there to see?
    I like them flat without details
    But you will find them by my torches, small and square
    I'm an American at id Software

     

    A Gantlet is a train track, did you know?
    An Underhall, I cannot say
    I told Romero he's got bushy hair!
    I'm an American at id Software

     

    Oh, I'm McGee, you see, no one else can map like me
    I'm an American at id Software
    Oh, I'm McGee, you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3
    I'm an American at id Software

     

    If "golden keys can open any door"
    There's one by the exit room, this way
    This kind of thing placement is good for '94
    Cutting edge, no matter what they say

     

    Oh, I'm McGee, you see, no one else can map like me
    I'm an American at id Software
    Oh, I'm McGee, you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3
    I'm an American at id Software

     

    Mechanics without CRATINY, are NEXT in this society
    To join the decorations on my floor
    Sectors of this variety, are buttons in disguise to me
    Sorry, that's a lift and not a door

     

    Takes more than a speedrunner to pacify
    Takes more than a year, or ten, or more
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A Zeromaster waits, before he runs!

     

    If "golden keys can open any door"
    There's one by the exit room, this way
    And if you disagree, "the game design is poor"
    I present American's L.A.
    I present American's L.A.
    I present American's L.A.

     

    I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, no one else can map like me)
    I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
    I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3)
    I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
    I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, no one else can map like me)
    I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
    I present American's L.A. (Oh, I'm McGee you see, replace that wall with SUPPORT3)
    I present American's L.A. (I'm an American at id Software)
    Be amazed, I drop-kick a baby

    1. Jimmy

      Jimmy

      You and I need to collaborate on something REALLY stupid at some point.

    2. Tarnsman

      Tarnsman

      Goddamn it Fonz

  4. 10 years of Doom(world)! Thank you, you beautiful demon-killing simulator.

     

    Lower your commemorative cakes into Australian waters and I'll swim up to collect them when I'm done procrastinating in Sekaiju.

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    2. esselfortium

      esselfortium

      <3 Alfonzo, glad you're still around!

    3. Bashe

      Bashe

      Damn, only 10? Feels like longer. Congrats!

       

    4. Psyrus

      Psyrus

      Procrastinating in Sekaiju.  So there's where you've been hiding all this time, huh? ♪♫

  5. The Ironman machine rolls on into October. How will Endgame and Endpoint stack up? Find out now at https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

     

    P.S. I'm going to die. Twice.

  6. Some casual 2v2 Zandronum action going down in preparation for the upcoming tourney next month. Newcomers welcome!

     

    [TSPG] Painkiller: ZTDM Practice Server. Read this thread for more details.

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    2. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      Nvm... looks like I'm too late. :-(

    3. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      Tough luck, but that server is always up and running — a bit like a revolving door. Message some friends ahead of time or punch up a status update like this one and, well... at the very least I might see it and drop by :)

    4. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      Yeah, I was on there earlier today. Thanks! Hopefully we can meet up there sometime! :-)

  7. Local experts Decay informs me that nxgangirl is actually no pushover in duels. Cool! You know how that old saying goes, though...

     

    The match starts in under 24 hours.

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    2. Decay

      Decay

      i qualify as an expert in the plural now

    3. nxGangrel

      nxGangrel

      "You know how that old saying goes, though..."

      Man with hand in pants feeling cocky...

      Play with the keyboard, not with yourself please.

    4. Doomkid

      Doomkid

      Decay is enough man to be multiple experts

  8. Another DWIronman Demo, another sorry tale of self-castigation. Yes, it's time to die like an Egyptian!

     

    https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

  9. Who's ready for another Doom Radio-endorsed Tower of Tangents?

     

    Intermission – E2M8: The Tower of Babble

    1. Impie

      Impie

      Is "Tower of Babble" considered a play on words if "babble" originated from "Babel"?

       

      Sorry, I'm overthinking shit, as usual.

    2. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      Hah! Yes, a conundrum for the ages. Think of it as a sort of "distillation on words" instead, perhaps.

       

      EDIT: Wait, that doesn't make any sense, either! And I was having such a nice evening...

    3. Impie

      Impie

      I'm pretty sure the Babylonians partook in plenty of "distilled" things, so maybe it's valid.

  10. Good evening, America. Are you sitting comfortably? The duel for the airways is due to commence at the top of the hour.

     

    Read this post and the one beneath it for details.

    1. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      That's airwaves*, Alfonzo, woah. Morning is my weakness; better shovel down some weetabix fast

    2. Bauul

      Bauul

      Well played Alfonzo!  That Blue Armour / Soulsphere was a nice grab at the start of game 2!

    3. Pinchy
  11. Good morning, America. Doom Radio trusts that you've made the necessary preparations ahead of this evening's battle for the airwaves. All your assets should now be liquidized, your life savings contingent on the destruction of our mutual enemy.

     

    Keep watching this space for streaming and server details. Gamble responsibly!

  12. Streaming my recorded demo of this month's DWIronman, Unholy Realms. Watch me die(...?)!

     

    https://www.twitch.tv/st_alfonzo

    1. Tango

      Tango

      all I saw was cheating woooooow

  13. Alfonzo vs. 40oz 6pm EDT 15th on Doomseeker. Book now for reserved seating! General admission pricing available soon.

    1. Obsidian

      Obsidian

      *Sells popcorn at one of the spawn points*

    2. Decay

      Decay

      Doomseeker? What a horrid server browser. IDE or bust. I think you meant to say ~Zandronum~

  14. Doom Radio ft. Terminus, Wartorn and Pillowblaster!

     

    In the very late E2M7, we talk about what it takes to be an American, gangsta style shooting, female protagonists as a selling point, roguelike mechanics, Minecraft’s status as a retro FPS, the status of Half Life 3, making Doom modding history, the gap between Zandronum and GZDoom, happiness being mandatory, egg on my face as I talk about developing High Noon Drifter after it’s been released, Wartorn’s favorite retro FPS Persona 3, Cage’s favorite retro FPS Chrono Trigger, Pillowblaster’s favorite retro FPS Borderlands, and banging Nazis.

     

    Check it out!

     

    Intermission – E2M7: Delayed by Pixels

  15. In the name of Doom Radio I challenge 40oz to a duel to the death.

  16. "From here to Eternity!" Just kidding, the podcast only goes for 80 minutes :)

     

    Doom Interviews Altazimuth

  17. Domination is a MP game mode in which you capture big coloured bacons for points. Or is that beacons? You'll never know unless you join and submit!

    [TSPG] Painkiller: #doulmination

    1. Decay

      Decay

      Still tons of people playing, join up if you haven't played before, you might have fun.

       

      GGs

       

    2. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      Blue on top. GGs

  18. You are cordially invited to a night at WhoDunIt, aka Stabby aka Knife Night! Find us on Doomseeker: [TSPG] Painkiller: #doulmtwid stabporium

     

    password is fronkular

    necessary files can be found here.

  19. Streaming my pre-rerecorded Ironman attempt with commentary, _mutt style! Watch me die(?)

  20. Time for another round of casual duels with Team CGI! Find us on Doomseeker at [TSPG] Painkiller: goat tacos

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    2. Marcaek

      Marcaek

      cool maps except that marcaek idiot go back to dwango x man

    3. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      All over now, @Fonze, but feel free to grab the pack and take a look around. We'll likely be backing it up each week until the thing is formally released. Thanks for the continued feedback and duels, everyone! ggs

    4. Combinebobnt

      Combinebobnt

      what is duel i only know of complex doom

  21. Come one come all to a night of exceptional duelling with CGI's weekly duel tournament! Newcomers and stalwarts welcome.

     

    Find us on Doomseeker at [TSPG] Painkiller: Taco Tuesday duel

    1. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      Password is fronkular. Whoops!

  22. Mind that stirring pot; it's time for another Doom Radio podcast! Intermission – E2M5: TNT 2: Dynamite

  23. Creative Works is a reclusive corner, so here's me plugging my new MIDI depository in Status Updates as well. Enjoy!

  24. Looking to someone to craft a 'microphone fish' avatar, ala the one in the Doom Radio logo. Winner to be paid in lump sum cacowards.

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    2. Battle_Korbi

      Battle_Korbi

      here you go man, one right for you

      someboddy-once-told-me.jpg.771112cd78e7ed24f98fb849a2bfb2bc.jpg

      hope you are fine now. No, no, I won't accept any prize for this, it was easy really.

    3. Pinchy

      Pinchy

      It needs to be a fish/microphone blend, with folded wires at the back for the tail.

    4. AD_79

      AD_79

      I think he'd much prefer a "couch fish" for his avatar. just saying

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