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  1. Me and my brother were trading stories yesterday about getting tipsy, tore up, drunk, whatever you'd call it. He recounted a time when he was new to drinking and had went to a party. He was 21 at the time. He told me he got pretty smashed. He said he woke up the next morning with no memory of what he did, but that his pants "felt heavy" upon awakening (he passed out drunk at the site of the party). Apparently he'd pissed all over himself. I couldn't help but laugh myself.
    As for myself, there was the time when I was 24 and had a little too much alky hol in my system. According to my buddies who were there when it happened (we were at a friend's house getting stoned and/or drunk), I walked into my friend's bedroom where his computer was, took my dick out, and preceded to piss all over his computer's tower. Needless to say I did not remember this incident and had to be told about it the next day. Suprisingly, my friend wasn't too angry; he said most of the piss went into the floor and that it barely touched his computer tower. I was relieved, but I was also disgusted with myself for having got that shitfaced. I recall also breaking down and laughing my ass off when I was told about said incident the next day ;)
    Any similar stories to tell?

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    2. DuckReconMajor


      Danarchy said:

      though I'm still unsure how I lost my parents.

      You killed them while drunk.

    3. Snakes


      Never reached the point of total forgetfulness, but there are chunks of dialog that have eluded my mind... some too ridiculous to even mention. I have woken up in a bathtub and wondered how I got there, though...

    4. wildweasel


      I once had five espresso martinis in one day. That didn't end well - spent the evening and most of the next day vomiting, and it all capped off with me puking on the Portland International Raceway. I still feel pretty bad about doing that to them.