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Status Updates posted by Gokuma

  1. Stop beating it to my profile pic!

  2. Here's some slight revisions for either RC2 or final:




    Tweaked light levels for a bunch of sectors in 19 Interdimansia

    Better texture alignment on northern stairs and a bit in soulsphere room in 23 Silenced Lamasery.

    Changed map name Vicious to Sadistic in Emapinfo


    Also good call on the Startan status bar for Twango#1.   Very fitting.


    Keep in mind Twango is being used for an event on Sunday, or careful about uploading a revision so close before or coordinate with the organizers if you do.   Don't want a bunch of people trying to play with the RC1 while a RC2 is supposed to be used or something.


    Oops meant this to be a private message, but I guess here works.

    1. OpenRift


      Copy that. Added to the WAD. RC2 is out now.

  3. Woah cool, what wad is that for your profile background?

    1. Big Ol Billy

      Big Ol Billy

      One of my maps from DBP11 :)



    1. scorpion


      I'm here. Took a while though.

  5. Is your Doomguy wearing a Baron skull?   That's awesome!

    1. okbuddy


      It came from an idea I had for a "true" Doom III mod I had.  Like if DoomGuy is on Earth with the last surviving bit of humanity that didn't get evacuated in Doom II.  The people that did get off planet have nowhere to go and are fading fast.  So he roams the apocalyptic wasteland hunting down the last of the demons on Earth to bring them home.  The skull is his badass warrior helmet.  I wanted him to have an Eastwood-style poncho, but as I have no artistic ability whatsoever, this was Frankensprited from DoomGuy, a clean ShotgunGuy sprite I found somewhere and the Dune Warrior From Realm667.  Add a grayscaled top of a Baron head and there you have it.


      TL;DR yes.

  6. Doomkid is a great pillar of the DooM community.   A community needs pillars, or else it might fall over.

    1. Doomkid


      Thanks Gokuma, I appreciate that. I’m working on some more tutorial videos to help newbie Doomers, the more resources we have to get more new people involved, the better.

    2. Gokuma


      You're welcome.  Yeah, this renaissance of late is pretty awesome.   Some of the older guys may get frustrated with the amount of new people, especially the obviously immature ones, but it's actually a lot like the early days except much higher quality overall.   Someone makes a post "This is my first (or second) map" and half the time it looks amazing these days.   It's a good time to be into Doom.

  7. Is that Doomguy on a boat in any mod/map?   Cool anyways.

    1. SilverMiner


      Yes, he is in The Boggy Region wads

  8. Tiger Schulmanns had to be lame and say their guy defeated me, but you can see the ref raises my arm before the round 4 video cuts off. My "light heavy weight" belt as the announcer calls it is still hanging on my wall.

    Round 1
    Round 2
    Round 3
    Round 4

    In an earlier fight that ended in a draw he gave me a rougher time, but this was my easiest fight since he was afraid of my knees and just wanted to stall not knowing Muay Thai technique. I just let him tire himself out and purposely dropped my weight while he was holding on and you can see how exhausted he is when he lets go. The previous fight he had an advantage in boxing, especially since my Wing Chun doesn't work with big ass boxing gloves. But after three months I had improved my boxing to have the advantage there. He kept me from really kneeing the hell out of him this time around though. The guy's apparently a really good MMA fighter but this was stand up Muay Thai.

    1. exp(x)


      That's pretty lame that they claim the other guy won.

    2. Sharessa


      exp(x) said:

      That's pretty lame that they claim the other guy won.

      Especially since the announcer actually SAYS he won at the end. Those guys must be in denial or something, I dunno.

      What kind of tournament is this anyway?

    3. Gokuma


      Not a tournament, just an event of anywhere from 9 to 15 full contact amateur matches of various types of kickboxing (high leg, low leg, Int'l style) and some Muay Thai (though no elbows allowed and no knees to the head). PA no longer allows boxing and kickboxing at the same event. Now DE is the same way though this is in PA. Corrupt state boxing commissions try to squash everything that isn't regular boxing.

  9. Ya ta, bitches!

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    2. Ralphis


      Gokuma said:


      Didn't do a very good job then :)

    3. Gokuma


      I am not a master of blurring...


    4. Creaphis


      some day... they will be blurred... ALL of them...

  10. So a few weeks ago I had this dream in which two hot girls were going at it... Then one hands out cups of chocolate pudding and starts getting it all over and in the other. (Note: I do not have any food fetish and find that chocolate pudding to be a turn off because of what it could look like in this situation.) So then in the dream I take a cup to some food analyzer/poison detector and the EVA voice from Command & Conquer says, "Impse or Spyblood detected."

    So WTF?! Damn you mungtards! At least there were no imps or space marines in my dream.

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    2. Gokuma


      It's probably HIV positive blood with little homeland security nanomicrophones and RFID tags in it.

    3. spank


      Coopersville said:

      You went out of your way to explain how you don't have any sort of food fetish, even though it's looking more like you have a thing for impsie.

      You fuck a goat..

    4. Coopersville


      Don't listen to him guys.

  11. I just won a title bout dominating all four rounds. It was a rematch against a much more muscular boxer (who actually competed for Golden Gloves before) that I fought to a draw before. His muscles were useless against me!

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    2. Gokuma


      Can you believe this is the Sehacked guy?

      It also turns out my opponent won three MMA matches, one by tapout, and at least two them in between our two matches. It didn't matter though. I beat him all around punching, kick, clinching and kneeing. He only had the first round and a half out of our seven total rounds.

    3. Csonicgo


      Dear Gokuma,

      How do you type with boxing gloves on?

    4. Gokuma


      I don't.

      But I can tie my shoes with winter gloves on.

  12. Girls dancing to the Picard song and other crackheaded stuff all sexy and stuff, in real life.

    Other crackheaded stuff included:
    eNiGMa the MoNKey - Po-ta-toes (LOTROFL)
    System of a Down - Outro (off Toxicity album)
    Incubus - You Bitch (12:30 into the last track of Science)
    Brujeria - Don Quijote Marijuana
    Coroz (probably cyrillic) 26 (a Russian music compilation) - Track 6 (no idea of the song title but it's the most spastic hardcore technorap song ever)

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    2. Gokuma


      What did that AlexMax tosser post multiple times claiming to own this thread? How incredibly pathetic.

      Well anyway...

      Warning: May cause loosening of bowels.

      Behold! The Russian terrorist song is here. It's coroz26-track06.mp3

    3. Gokuma


      Ha, no one can reply due to hearing the song causing an aneurism and incapacitating the listener.

    4. Csonicgo


      Gokuma said:

      Ha, no one can reply due to hearing the song causing an aneurism and incapacitating the listener.

      I just got back from the Emergency Room. These ear drops should heal the damage.

  13. That is all.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Gokuma


      Janderson said:

      What? Because you died, right? Do you happen to have made any art at all. Thats where the dead man's bucks come from.

      Actually I do have some of my art hanging in my room. But it's mostly C-D grade range stuff I did back in high school. Some people like it though.

    3. Grazza


      ".Concerned Citizen." has posted recently, albeit using his ban evasion account "A. Dummy".

    4. Gokuma


      Remember when Lüt died?

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    2. insertwackynamehere


      DOOM Anomaly said:

      That man is being attacked by Gumby!

      You mean Homer Simpson is being attacked by Gumby ;)

    3. Gokuma


      That guy isn't fat enough to be Homer and he's wearing a wife-beater not a T-shirt. The other guy is I don't know, a forest ninja or something.

    4. DooMBoy


      I am shocked by the raw violence portrayed by this "Goukumimation". I am stunned, and I cannot believe what I am seeing.

      Nah, just kidding, it made me grin :D

    1. Bucket


      Make it 36x36, and you'll be my hero.

    2. Bloodshedder


      Make it 36x36, and it will be unreadable.

    3. Coopersville


      That can be fixed.

  14. A few months ago I burned a compilation I labeled Asswakcrakhammer Overdose for a few friends, it was 79 minutes and something seconds of almost pure crack. Here's the tracklist:

    1 SNK NEO GEO (Samurai Shodown 2) - The Future is Now
    2 Techno Capoeira
    3 System of a Down - Armenian stuff
    4 Incubus - You Bitch
    5 Grospixels - Tetris remix
    6 Chuckleheads - Potman
    7 Misfits - Mommy Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight (Live)
    8 eNiGMa the MoNKey - Po-ta-toes (LOTROFL)
    9 The Usual Suspects - Keyser Söze
    10 Samurai Shodown 2 - Track 10
    11 Tom Lehrer / T Bone Stankus - Existential Blues
    12 The Closer madrigal (Nine Inch Nails cover by choir)
    13 Brujeria - Don Quijote Marijuana
    14 M.C.Chris - Fett's Vette
    15 Threebrain - Weeeeeee! (Gonads and Strife)
    16 Dark Materia - The Picard Song
    17 Samurai Shodown 2 - Track 17
    18 Banana Phone (Slow)
    19 RKC - Weird Singing
    20 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
    21 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 1
    22 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 2
    23 Stinkpants - Lüt Sucks - We Hate Your Ears - Bonus Track 3
    24 The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw
    25 Contra Hard Corps - Castlevania S1994RD
    26 Dracula X NITM - Beginning Remix 1
    27 Dracula X NITM - Vampire Killer Remix 2
    28 Dracula X NITM - Bloody Tears Remix 2
    29 Castlevania SOTN - Track 2
    30 Real Ultimate Power - Ninja Song
    31 Nickelback Sucks - How You Remind Me Of Someday

    Yes, I in fact did dub the soundtracks to swf animations and burned them as audio tracks. Recently I found out that a couple of my friends completely memorized the lyrics and more to several songs such as the Picard song, Don Quijote Marijuana, and well they were already singing Po-Ta-Toes over the phone long before I burned this cd. Now with this CD the usual drunken (not the driver of course) car ride singalongs have reached new levels crackheadedness. What really spurred me to put the cd together was from when my friends were blaring the Incubus (last bit of final track of Science album, starts at 12:30 I think) and System of a Down (last half of final track of Toxicity album) stuff, over and over and over again, in Wildwood, New Jersey, when there were crowds from both Irish Weekend and a car show at the same time.

    I have now proceeded to burn Asswakcrakhammer Overdose vol. II which contains:
    1 Yngwie - Focking furi (only part of it)
    2 Owen Lloyd - Best Mp3 Evar
    3 Frank Zappa and the Mothers - Camarillo Brillo
    4 Frank Zappa and the Mothers - I'm the Slime
    5 Minibosses - Ghosts 'n' Goblins
    6 Dropkick Murphys - Caught in a Jar
    7 Storm Inc. - Great Day (live)
    8 Kikkoman
    9 Velvet Acid Christ - Phucking Phreak
    10 Fensler Films (#25) - Fucking Old School
    11 Dennis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song
    12 Minibosses - GI Joe theme song
    13 North Korean Propaganda - Fucking USA
    14 ShyShit - Fuck Bush
    15 Electric Hellfire Club - Lucifer Sam (Pink Floyd cover)
    16 Dark Materia - The Worf Song
    17 ShyShit - Zombie (Cranberries cover)
    18 Rage Against the Machine - Ashes in the Fall
    19 Testikill - Ball of Hell (only part of it)
    20 Marilyn Manson - My Monkey
    21 Terminator - The Stone Tower Rap
    22 Terminator - The Hazy Maze Effect
    23 Terminator - Demons From Hell
    24 Mark Klem - Llamas Inc.
    25 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas soundtrack - Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas

    I officially proclaim this CD is the baddest of all. I dare not predict the outcome of unleashing this on the world. Of course I have to thank many of you for providing or informing me of mucho material. Be proud as the world descends into dementia.

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    2. Gokuma


      Awesome, it's like I have a musical holocaust on my hard drive.

    3. Bucket


      Try these Genesis songs, too:

      The Waiting Room
      Wot Gorilla?

      And Peter Gabriel:
      My Head Sounds Like That

    4. Gokuma


      I checked out the Waiting Room and My Head Sounds Like That as well as some roeyksopp remix of My Head... It's good stuff but requires too long an attention span for not having as high a crack content.

  15. For Russian Folk Culture class I carved a spoon.

    I saw off a piece of board. Cut it to down to the general shape with a jig saw that broke early on (resulting in difficulty making the whole thing symmetric) and some little kiddie standard saw (not designed for making curves but still worked somewhat). Then I carved it down and dug out the scoop with the small knife occasionally seen here. Finally, I sanded it with a couple different types of sandpaper and burned designs including a Russian abstract firebird with a soldering iron. It's not too neat looking, but not bad for first or one time only try, eh?

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    2. chilvence


      I hope its not cos I was expecting it back on thursday

    3. Gokuma


      Lord FlatHead said:


      Russian Folk Culture class ? Neat.

      It's to meet a Perspectives requirement. I chose to try woodcarving for a craft project.

      ravage said:

      Is that brain for sale?

      Sorry (but probably not as sorry as chilvence), but it's all gone. What did you think the spoon was for?

    4. darknation


      ravage said:

      Is that brain for sale?

      try ebay. Make sure it's non-retarded this time.

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    2. Gokuma


      <Snip: Info in this post had been up for long enough.>

      What I do know about Tai Chi is the full unwatered down Tai Chi Chuan style would be very badass to do. I've heard some saying that can be applied to pretty much any art that people who start out fast end up slow and those who start slow end up fast. Old masters of Tai Chi Chaun can move like freaking lightning.

      <Snip: Info in this post had been up for long enough.>

      Here's a cool site I came across.

      <Snip: Info in this post had been up for long enough.>

      Also, the Capoeira here seems to be mainly the regional style but has included some Angola.

    3. SYS


      I clicked on the link but all I got was some free french webhosting site.

    4. Gokuma


      What you got is an exceeded bandwidth message in French. It should be back up after a while.

      UPDATE: Took down a redundant video of a kick from the right and added a further headslide.

  16. I was shopping for a small knife but just to be a smartass, I printed out my ridiculous photoshopped weapon on a mazazine page with a cheesy description to make it look like I tore it out of a catalog and asked if they had it. The knife on the left is what I actually bought.

    The description goes:

    Item #1337 The SeptiBlade Plus 2005
    For the proactive martial arts enthusiast,
    behold this totally sweet new ultimate weapon.
    With this in your hands you’ll be unstoppable.
    There’s no way someone could possibly get
    around it. Just look at it! There’s no way
    it can possibly be defended against.

    Despite them having that asnine display stuff of skulls and everything with blades coming out everywhere, the humor was lost on the old guy and he just said he that didn't think he's ever seen one of those.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. DooMer87


      Scuba Steve said:

      Check out this huge penis knife I just bought.

      Hey...did you notice that guy in the picture really has the tiniest penis knife i have ever felt seen in a catalog?

    3. Gokuma


      The intended humor was that while asking about that insane penis knife, I only bought a small penis knife I actually have training to abuse.

    4. Amaster


      The spirit of my post lives on!

  17. And here's a close-up of my timepiece I made:

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    2. BlueSonnet


      Meh. I had to dress up for halloween too. Went as Visor.


    3. Tobester


      Gokuma said:

      So you thought I'd been like 6'8"? Or is that picture just deceiving?

      Actually, I felt the insane urge to quote what everyone says about Snake Plisken in the Escape From... movies after I saw your picture :P

    4. dsm


      Cool scythe.

  18. Behold my sweet new weapon. C'mon, who wants to mess with this? There is no defeating the SeptiBlade Plus. Just look at it. There's no way around it. There's no way you can possibly defend against it.

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    2. Quast


      Um...that looks like a combination of various weapon pics photoshop'd together

      There's no way you can possibly defend against it.

      you could never weild it..so meh

    3. Dron


      Amaster said:

      Stop overcompensating for your small penis.

    4. Bloodshedder



  19. I just get a 404 error trying to go to my blog page, someone else's, or THE BLOG page.

    1. Naked Snake

      Naked Snake

      Yeah, since DW has a fresh install, I'm sure there is still some stuff that needs to be fixed.

  20. What's wrong with this picture?

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    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve


    3. Gokuma


      /me thinks you're all purposely missing what I intentionally did. Ever play Dragon Warrior/Quest (4 or later)?

    4. Gokuma


      You all fail it (probably on purpose).

      Militant Joseph there has a GI Joe helmet and M-16 and I put king slimes in places of the three kings with a metal king instead of the black king.

  21. Midget Imp!

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    2. Grazza


      Please put Blog material in Blogs, not EE.


    3. Julian


      Yeah, worst EE post ever. Best Blog post ever though.

    4. Gokuma


      Next I'll have to put the best EE post ever in blogs where it happens to be the worst.

  22. Gøkuma: Wheee. Passed the test for level 2 Fisticuffs in Russian Martial Art tonight (May 13th).
    Dust Hermit: soon you will have to participate in a steel cage match with 3 ex-kgb
    Dust Hermit: the referee will be one of those beholder looking things.
    Gøkuma: heh heh
    Gøkuma: A cacodemon you mean?
    Dust Hermit: yeah, that's it.
    Gøkuma: I'll have to talk to some promoters (but NOT Don King!). If I'm going to risk getting
    gibbed into little cubes through a steel cage, it might as well be a pay-per-view event.
    Dust Hermit: you should consult with the only promoter more powerful than don king: donkey kong.
    Gøkuma: What makes him so powerful?
    Dust Hermit: dude, he owns mario. he got mario over a barrel back in 1981.
    Gøkuma: So that's how he rigged the Punch-Out circuits.

    Cyberdemon wardrobe by Sovietski.com