Single Status Update
Gøkuma: Wheee. Passed the test for level 2 Fisticuffs in Russian Martial Art tonight (May 13th).
Dust Hermit: soon you will have to participate in a steel cage match with 3 ex-kgb
Dust Hermit: the referee will be one of those beholder looking things.
Gøkuma: heh heh
Gøkuma: A cacodemon you mean?
Dust Hermit: yeah, that's it.
Gøkuma: I'll have to talk to some promoters (but NOT Don King!). If I'm going to risk getting
gibbed into little cubes through a steel cage, it might as well be a pay-per-view event.
Dust Hermit: you should consult with the only promoter more powerful than don king: donkey kong.
Gøkuma: What makes him so powerful?
Dust Hermit: dude, he owns mario. he got mario over a barrel back in 1981.
Gøkuma: So that's how he rigged the Punch-Out circuits.
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