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I was shopping for a small knife but just to be a smartass, I printed out my ridiculous photoshopped weapon on a mazazine page with a cheesy description to make it look like I tore it out of a catalog and asked if they had it. The knife on the left is what I actually bought.
The description goes:
Item #1337 The SeptiBlade Plus 2005
For the proactive martial arts enthusiast,
behold this totally sweet new ultimate weapon.
With this in your hands you’ll be unstoppable.
There’s no way someone could possibly get
around it. Just look at it! There’s no way
it can possibly be defended against.
Despite them having that asnine display stuff of skulls and everything with blades coming out everywhere, the humor was lost on the old guy and he just said he that didn't think he's ever seen one of those.