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  1. Last Tuesday, on september 9th, my girlfriend Beiyin and me got married! Some screenshots of the happy occasion:

    Toasting, her parents on the left

    My brother-in-law, us and my sister.

    Posing in front of our oldtimer.

    Time for (even more) champagne.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      What no Doom or other hellish theme? Well congratulations anyway.

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  2. Or at least closing my eyes until I scroll down. It hurts my stomach.

    Anyone else significantly invested in US stocks?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Structural integrity of the economic house of cards is severely compromised. Everyone see the emperor has no clothes!

      Heh, months ago, some even last year probably, I left big messages like this at my old job. I bet people are starting to understand them now.

      I can't wait to see bankers start jumping out of windows. But unfortunately it's scary how much money, and power, and mortage holdings are being consolidated under the government and Federal Reserve which is a private bank that basically tells the government what to do. I think this finanacial shitstorm has been engineered for that purpose.

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  3. I went to go pick up my license this morning (yay!) and I saw this in the DMV



    I can't stop laughing at it. That is one pissed off barrel.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      I think that barrel was on an episode of Hunger Teen Aqua Force.

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  4. Two weeks until Burning Man starts, and I'm starting to run around like a mad man trying to get everything in order and ready to go.

    And I still need to get some water containers ARGH!

    panic panic panic panic

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Don't forget a berserk pack. Comes in handy.

      Shouldn't this be on the 5th of May?

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  5. So some Big Huge Company keeps sending us warnings threatening legal action. They claim that our company registered a domain name with their name in it. Not only that, but they accuse us of stealing copyrighted imagery and illegal usage of the names of some of their products and services blah blah blah. Of course, this is all true. Now why, do you ask, are we hosting a website that has the name of another company featuring the products and services of said company?

    Simple. Because they are paying us to do it.

    Except nobody told their legal department. Now, you have to understand that there's probably some OTHER technology firm out there somewhere whose job it is to search the interwebs for instances of their clients' names and alert them to any unauthorized usage.

    So you have Company A reporting to Department B and Company C reporting to Department D. This is all fine and good until Departments B & D fail to communicate, which I imagine is often.

    Big Business works!

  6. Has anybody seen Hissy?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Bucket said:

      THERE IS NO OIL IN PENNSYLVANIA.
      Also, all of us own guns.


      I have a rubberband gun. It's a six shooter but you can actually load 7 bands on it!

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  7. Now I can't decide what I want...

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Before I clicked I thought it was going to be a gun. But I didn't expect a pistol.

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  8. Has anybody seen Hissy?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      I suspect the cave Hissy is being held in is in Philadephia.

      Do I have to come over there and get him? It's only about 40 miles.



      Do you want to face the Hammer of Retribution by my hands?!

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  9. Has anybody seen Hissy?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      AndrewB said:

      Let's not throw a hissy fit over this.


      That was not hilarious.

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  10. I was just going through some shit in my room and I found a HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      My newest systems are Dreamcast and GBA!

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  11. GPA: 3.78
    Class rank: 13 / 250 (top 5%)
    Amount of law I know: maybe a little?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Know much about common law or only some political law?

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  12. I was just going through some shit in my room and I found a HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      I found $5 in some grass a couple months ago!

      Linguica said:

      In other news, yesterday I found FOUR $100 BILLS that I forgot that I had hidden in a box so the mid wouldn't steal em.


      Congratulations, that fiat currency is worth about $16 pre-1913 money. Soon it will probably be only $12.

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  13. On June 6th I am flying from Denver to Chicago, then from Chicago to Tokoyo and then from Tokoyo to Bangkok. This is my first trip outside the US, I have never been on an airplane before, and I have never traveled this far before. This is a trip of firsts. That being said, it follows that I have never been to Asia before. I will stay in Bangkok for 2 weeks whilst I tour the country. Any sort of feedback on what I could expect? People who have been to Bangkok before? Travel Tips? Any feedback that would benefit an awkward 18-year old (namely me) in a foreign country?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Expect a Muay Thai knee flying into your face!


      ... sorry.


      All Thai hookers either have clamydia or used to be guys. So you only fuck the ones with adam's apples.

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  14. If you don't know, I'm a collector of old computer shit. I have an old Yamaha Midi Keyboard that has its own OS and sound chip inside- with a small boot disk. I immediately made images and backups of the original and used copies. Good thing I did. Because today, when booting, I heard a very bad "scratch" sound. to my horror, something from the inside of the floppy disk had gotten into the fabric and scratched the soft readable goodness off a section of the disk-- So much that I can see through it.


    The problem is this: this is a brand new floppy disk, and with all my workings with computers, it seems that floppy disks are getting shittier and shittier as time goes by. not in age, but in performance with NEW floppy disks-this one lasted maybe a month before it died, while old floppies from the apple //e era still work. What the hell?

    On another note, CD-Rs are also getting shittier. the labels come off easily, some never burn correctly, and one Memorex brand CD-R failed to work in all of my CD Burners. Funny, I used to equate Memorex with quality VHS Cassettes. Why does Removable storage in 2008 have to suck so bad?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Boycott Memorex. They make the most horrible defective shit I've ever dealt with it, in spite of never buying their CD-Rs myself.

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  15. So a few weeks ago I had this dream in which two hot girls were going at it... Then one hands out cups of chocolate pudding and starts getting it all over and in the other. (Note: I do not have any food fetish and find that chocolate pudding to be a turn off because of what it could look like in this situation.) So then in the dream I take a cup to some food analyzer/poison detector and the EVA voice from Command & Conquer says, "Impse or Spyblood detected."

    So WTF?! Damn you mungtards! At least there were no imps or space marines in my dream.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      It's probably HIV positive blood with little homeland security nanomicrophones and RFID tags in it.

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  16. So a few weeks ago I had this dream in which two hot girls were going at it... Then one hands out cups of chocolate pudding and starts getting it all over and in the other. (Note: I do not have any food fetish and find that chocolate pudding to be a turn off because of what it could look like in this situation.) So then in the dream I take a cup to some food analyzer/poison detector and the EVA voice from Command & Conquer says, "Impse or Spyblood detected."

    So WTF?! Damn you mungtards! At least there were no imps or space marines in my dream.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      I'd like to know WTF spyblood is. I figured you guys should know since it was catagorized so closely with impse.

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  17. I wish I could use IDDQD...

    ...to become invulnerable to the Government's taxing. This is just going to be a little rant of mine that will most likely become a closed topic, but, anyway.

    The Government over here in Yorkshire are taxing too much. They have far more money than they need. The twats are even on about taxing for use of the road.
    It's leaving me and many others broke.
    Not literally broke. Perhaps some are. I'm running out of money. I'd considered sending a letter of complaint to them, but I concluded that it would do no good. If only there was some kind of vaccination for taxing. If you could just pay ten pounds and say "that's it". Unfortunately, there is no vaccination for taxing. It's terminal.

    That metaphor was a bit over the top. Dearest apologies.

    If you have any views, feel free to express them.

    If you want to flame me for wasting your time and board space, feel free to do so.

  18. Johannson
    Johannsen
    Johannssen
    Johansen

    Fredrick
    Frederik
    Frederick
    Frank

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Back in high school study hall, calling attendance, some teacher had my last name as Fredriech

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  19. I am 5'7"

    My rifle, with bayonet attached, is 5'4"

    It came with a sling, ammunition pouch, oil canister (smothered in cosmoline, a bastard grease that protects metal parts) and the screw-driver, and cleaning-rod attachments. $99 for the rifle, $15 for S&H and $30 for the transfer fee.

    I also got a bad-ass 19" HP monitor, and we got a bad-ass 50" TV.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Csonicgo said:

      Mario is awesome. a tail and ears from a powerup so he can FLY (holy fuck that's awesome) does not change that.


      Intellectual property is a waste of skin and inks.

      EDIT: I meant someone else's Intellectual property. Your own original stuff is the best as long it's decent quality. Of course I don't have any tattoos so I'm just talking out my blank ass. I get to see tattoo magazine pages as they're being printed though.

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  20. Guess I'll start.

    Well, the weird thing I saw was my friend's R/C forum. It was spammed to death by the weirdest string of posts I've ever seen.

    Post read:
    Hi. Long time reader, first time poster.

    I found this in a fitness forum.

    A guy, 22, wants to have sex with a girl who's 16. I'm the dad of a 1 year old daughter. I am worried about her enough as it is, but I cant think of how much I'd worry about this if this was my daughter. I'm angry about this guy doing this, am I right to be angry? What would you do if your daughter was in this situation?


    Now imagine this, posted countless times, in the span of 2 minutes on a forum hosted on a shoddy 1.4 GHz "server" you have set up in your house. The number of new registrations were also through the roof. Edit: I forgot to mention that That "oh shit" feeling was on us both as we watched a once happy server get sick. We couldn't do anything as the exploits poured in also- someone was hell-bent on making that server crash- he must have been some disgruntled kid- the attack came from Russia of all places.

    Needless to say, the server has been down since September, and she's reluctant to boot it back up-- and just stay at a free message board service.

    I dunno what crackpot is spamming this shit but it has to stop. It's like they target forums at random. So if anybody here owns any forums, or knows admins of forums, put those exact words on a blocklist/instant-ban list if you have (or coded) such a thing and get these morons off your nuts. they are spamtrolls and they must be banned from the internet.

    Enough about that, what happened to you guys in 2007 that you could describe as "destiny-changing"?

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      AirRaid said:

      16 is the age of consent in this country. So heh.

      But yeah spamming that all over the place is kinda lame.

      As for me, this year has been like the weirdest year ever for me. Too much stuff to really go into on the interwebs, but yeah pretty weird.

      So is an older age that of nonconsent? What country is that? Must be Japan.

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  21. I am 5'7"

    My rifle, with bayonet attached, is 5'4"

    It came with a sling, ammunition pouch, oil canister (smothered in cosmoline, a bastard grease that protects metal parts) and the screw-driver, and cleaning-rod attachments. $99 for the rifle, $15 for S&H and $30 for the transfer fee.

    I also got a bad-ass 19" HP monitor, and we got a bad-ass 50" TV.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      This is my rifle. This is my gun.
      This is for shooting. This is for fun.

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  22. The subjects; old. Propinquity; consanguinity, commonwealth, and principalities. Egalitarianism; kindred, heirarchy, gender, and fidelity. Dichotomies; social ethics and material acquisition. Rectitude; liberty, justice, virtue, and armistice. Humanity; the origin, antecedent, contemporary, imminent, and lattermost posterity; indeed the consummate purpose of existence, within the multitudinous frameworks of lineage, community, society, the prevalent domain of this world, and the omniverse as a whole. Immortal souls conceived of transmundane spiritual faculties underlying physical reality, or mere byproducts of a thermodynamic system, striving to maneuver through their fleeting lives with maximal delectation and minimal affliction, all spiraling collectively through recurrent paradigm shifts into matrices of dynamic activity in persistent yet deficient attempts to define their simulacrum of capability and effectuate an incorporeally exotic purpose in pursuit of indubitable enlightenment and the quintessential society, either a future destination yet unvisited or past Golden Age purportedly realized long ago.

    Yet the take; new. Through abstract art and symbolism within the dialectic interactional parameters provided by the hermeneutical synthesis and total transitional flexibility of the motion picture, Espi and I shall attempt to explore the nature and identity of humanity and its palpable and platonic constituents and their derivable capacity with functional differentiation of classifications within a variety of contexts and essences ranging from the modern distinctions of the psychological and the sociological to the ancient cultivations of the philosophical and the theological. To begin, we present our first look at the dichotomy of volition and destiny, choice and fate; free will and predestination, as it were:

    Molasses: Equestrian Bravado II: Knights Of Further Distance

    While by no means an exhaustive analysis, it does, as the description states, quench any ambiguity regarding our elucidation of the subject. At any rate, we trust we have provided you with an informative, insightful, enlightening, edifying, arousing, impelling, and inspirational presentation. And join us, as we continue to unveil and traverse new mysteries in our enduring social exegesis.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Lüt said:

      Your insight is deficient.


      Damn! So is my regular sight.

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  23. The subjects; old. Propinquity; consanguinity, commonwealth, and principalities. Egalitarianism; kindred, heirarchy, gender, and fidelity. Dichotomies; social ethics and material acquisition. Rectitude; liberty, justice, virtue, and armistice. Humanity; the origin, antecedent, contemporary, imminent, and lattermost posterity; indeed the consummate purpose of existence, within the multitudinous frameworks of lineage, community, society, the prevalent domain of this world, and the omniverse as a whole. Immortal souls conceived of transmundane spiritual faculties underlying physical reality, or mere byproducts of a thermodynamic system, striving to maneuver through their fleeting lives with maximal delectation and minimal affliction, all spiraling collectively through recurrent paradigm shifts into matrices of dynamic activity in persistent yet deficient attempts to define their simulacrum of capability and effectuate an incorporeally exotic purpose in pursuit of indubitable enlightenment and the quintessential society, either a future destination yet unvisited or past Golden Age purportedly realized long ago.

    Yet the take; new. Through abstract art and symbolism within the dialectic interactional parameters provided by the hermeneutical synthesis and total transitional flexibility of the motion picture, Espi and I shall attempt to explore the nature and identity of humanity and its palpable and platonic constituents and their derivable capacity with functional differentiation of classifications within a variety of contexts and essences ranging from the modern distinctions of the psychological and the sociological to the ancient cultivations of the philosophical and the theological. To begin, we present our first look at the dichotomy of volition and destiny, choice and fate; free will and predestination, as it were:

    Molasses: Equestrian Bravado II: Knights Of Further Distance

    While by no means an exhaustive analysis, it does, as the description states, quench any ambiguity regarding our elucidation of the subject. At any rate, we trust we have provided you with an informative, insightful, enlightening, edifying, arousing, impelling, and inspirational presentation. And join us, as we continue to unveil and traverse new mysteries in our enduring social exegesis.

    1. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Off the verbosity scale


      Anyway, what seems to me to happen is a tall bottle with a neck is picked at the beginning. Then at the end a glove is dropped in its place. A short wide bottle is dropped on the glove and immediately explodes into the original tall bottle.

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