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  1. Ha, I'm losing it. Seeing a little red X for an icon thingy is making me insane. I... cannot... take it... anymore...

    Anyways, today I had a weird thing happen to me. I was walking down to Target to buy some socks, because I don't have very many socks (I guess that goes without saying, though), and I was drinking a Pepsi, and I took a sip and something brushed against my lip. I look at my can, and I see that there is a yellow jacket sitting on the rim. Well, I do what any sane person would do, and hurled my Pepsi can as far down the street as humanly possible. Then, a couple of seconds later, I find out that the darn thing had stung me, because the right side of my mouth starts hurting, and my right lower lip swelled up where it had stung me. It didn't hurt too terribly bad, but I got freaked out when I realized that I could easily have swallowed the yellow jacket or something. Dang, I can still feel where it got me. In case you were wondering, I did manage to successfully obtain socks, by the way.

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    2. Xaser

      Xaser

      Ultraviolet said:

      Why would you leave a soda out unsupervised long enough for that to happen and STILL drink it?


      Well, it was right underneath the bees' hive (which I later found out), and the bees were quite thirsty, so there.

    3. Ultraviolet

      Ultraviolet

      Xaser said:

      Well, it was right underneath the bees' hive (which I later found out), and the bees were quite thirsty, so there.

      "So there" my ass. How do you not notice a bee hive? I'm quite nearsighted, and on my tiredest day, if I were to sit long enough to have a can of orange soda, I'd sure as hell notice a bee hive long before I was halfway into the can.

    4. Scuba Steve
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