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  1. Okay, so while walking over to the store to pick up some things, I passed this drugstore parking lot. It was mostly empty, but I noticed one car in the back double-parked, as if someone else pulling into the parking lot would ignore every other space and park right at the back right next to him. That was douchy enough in itself.

    However, it got better. I ran into this guy at the stoplight on my way back home. He was going in the same direction I was, but he turned into the drugstore parking lot. I sometimes cut across the parking lot on the way home, so I thought nothing of it. I just happened to glance over, though, and saw him getting into that car. Turns out, not only did he double-park at the back of a nearly-empty parking lot, but he wasn't even at the drugstore, he was at the shopping center across the street. Just totally floored me.

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    2. Doom Marine

      Doom Marine

      Knife. Tire. Slash. Got it?

    3. Maes


      Just rub a muddy shoe in his exhaust pipe. Effective, and hard to detect unless you know where to look.

    4. Danarchy


      There was one time my friends and I were going to the local diner and some guy had decided to park ON THE ISLAND, right in the middle of their carefully manicured plants. So we went in and told the hostess, and I'm pretty sure he got his ass towed. :P