SyntherAugustus

Rush - Nobodys hero

I NU HA WAS DIFAR3NT IN HIS SEXUALITY
I W3NT 2 HIS PARTEIS AS A STRAGEHT MINORITY
IT N3VAR SEM3D A THRAAT 2 MAH MASCULINITY
H3 ONLY INTRODUCAD ME 2 A WIEDR REALITY
AS TEH YEARS WENT BY W3 DRIFTED APART
WHEN I H3ARD TAHT HA WAS GON3
I FALT A SHADOW CROS MAH H3ART

BUT HAS NOBODYS HERO
SAEVS A DROWNNG CHILD
CURES A WASTNG DIESAES
HERO.LANDS1!1!!!11!!11!11!!!! OMG WTF DA CRIPLAD AREPLAEN
SOLVES GR3AT MYSTAREIS
HERO.NOT!!!11!!!11!!!!11 OMG LOL TEH HANDSOMA AC2R
WHO PLAYS A HEROS ROLE
H3RO.NOT!!1!1!!1!!1!11 OMG LOL TEH GLMOUR GIRL
WHOD LOVE 2 SEL H3R SU
IF ANYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS H3RO

I DIDNT KNOW DA GIRL BUT I NU HER FMILY
AL THERE LIEVS W3R3 SHATERAD IN A R OF BRUTALITY
THAY TRY 2 CARY ON TRY 2 BAR TEH AGONY
TRY 2 HOLD SOME FATEH IN DA GODNES OF HUMANITY
AS TEH YEARS W3NT BY WA DRIFT3D APART
WHEN I HAARD TAHT SH3 WAS GONA
I F3LT A SHADOW CROS MAH HEART

BUT SH3S NOBODYS HARO
IS TEH VOIEC OF REASON AGANEST DA HOWLNG MOB
HARO.IS!11!1!1111111!!1!!! LOL TEH PRIED OF PURPOSE
IN TEH UNR3WARDNG JOB
HERO.NOT11!!111!1!!!!1!!1! OMG LOL TEH CHMPION PLAEYR
WHO PLAYS DA PARF3CT GME
HERO.NOT!!1!111!11!!!111111! OMG LOL DA GLMOUR BOY
WHO LOVES 2 SEL HIS NME
EV3RYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS HARO

AS DA YEARS WENT BY WA DRIFT3D APART
WHEN I HAARD TAHT U WERE GONE
I F3LT A SHADOW CROS MAH HAART

BUT HES NOBODYS HARO
SAEVS A DROWNNG CHILD
CURES A WASTNG DIESAES
HERO.LANDS1!1!!11!!1!!!!!!!! OMG WTF DA CRIPL3D AREPLAEN
SOLV3S GR3AT MYSTEREIS
HERO.NOT1!!!111!!11!1! TEH HANDSOME AC2R
WHO PLAYS A HEROS ROLA
H3RO.NOT!!!!1!!!!!1!11!1!!1 WTF TEH GLMOUR GIRL
WHOD LOV3 2 SAL HER SU
IF ANYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS HERO

HARO

Some more translations that had to be done:

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OMG WTFU FALE IT!11!11!1!!1!!!1!1! LOL UR SKIL IS NOT 3NOUGH SE U NEXT TIEM BYE-BYE

RALPHIS HAS HAXORED THIS PAEG !!!!

DOMWORLD1!!!!1!11111!11!1!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!11!1!!!1111!11!1!1!! OMG HAS BEN D3LETAD!!!1!1!1111!111!111!!!!11!11! OMG WTF I HAEV DELTED TEH BAKUPS AND I WIL D3STROY T3L3FRAGED UNLASS MAH DAMANDS AAR MAT!!



RALPHIS1111!!!11!!!!111!!11! OMG LOL IS T3H KNG OF T3H HAXORNG UNDERGROUNDS!!!

!!11!1!!1!!11!!1!11!!!!!!11111!!1!111 WTF

AND YUORE NAXT RALEGUNER!!!!111!1!1!1!!1!1111!!11 LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!1!1!!1!!11!!1!11!1!!!11!11111!!1 WTF U PUNY NETSCAEP IS NO MATCH FOR MAH 3137 HAXORNG SKILZ AND MAD HTML CODNGS!!111!!!!!1!!11!!!11!11!! OMG LOL UR FIERWAL HAS BEN D3FAAETD!!!!

!111!!1!!1!11!111!111!1!11!!!!!!1!111!11111!11!!!1!11 WTF LOL







- RALPHJIS

H3YLISTEN 2 M3 CAERFULY AND LIST3N 2 ME GOD
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I!!!!1 OMG WAS A NOBI ADMIT 2 ITBUT!!!! OMG WUT KIND OF RIGHT DO U HAEV IN UR FUKNG CORKSCR3W OF A BRANE 2 TRY 2 HUMILAET MEGAT P3OPLE ON UR SIED JUST SO TH3Y CAN FOLOW A ASHOL3/R3TARD/LOWLIEF WIT NOTHNG BUT DA INTARNET 2 B HIS BUDYUNLIEK?!?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL SOMA I ACTUALY GOT FREINDS IN TEH RAAL WORLDAND ITS JUST SADE TAHT U PROLY DONT AND I CAN AASILY UND3RSTAND PEOPLES R3ASONS Y TH3Y WUDNT HANG OUT WIT U1!!1!!11 WTF NOT 2 SURE THIS IS TRUEBUT FROM TEH WAY U ACT I CAN EASILY T3L U R HAETD


NOW!1!11! OMG WTF IT SEMS U GOT AHOLD OF MAH PRIVAET LINKHAK3D DW 2 CHANG3 MAH TITL3THREATNED 2 BURN MAH PCAND INSULT MERALPHIS1!1! WTF WHO TEH FUK CAERS ABOUT UR BIKINI WEARNG AS(Y3AH I SAW TAHT PICTURAITS V3RY U1!1!111 OMG SEM 2 FOLOW MA THREAD 2 THRAAD TRYNG 2 MAEK A REPUTATION OUT OF DA BIGAST DOM NOB IN WHICH U CLAME SUKS AT MAKNG MAPS

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