SyntherAugustus

I take it no one recognizes my two Japanese lines, then...hehehe

And Draconio's right. "hentai" normally means "pervert" there. Technically it means "abnormal", but "pervert" is its normal usage.

And now for one of the easier grammar lessons, just for the hell of it, since my school book happens to be infront of me:

Expressing possibility, using the dictionary form of the verb + koto ga dekiru
-Yamada-san no uchi made densha o norikaenaide iku koto ga dekimasuka?
-iie, (iku koto wa) dekimasen.

-The dictionary form of the verb + koto ga dekiru means can or be able to do in English. It is similar to the potential form, indictating possibility or capability depending on the context, but is usually a little more formal than the potential form and tends to be used to make objective statements about whether doing something is possible or not.

Oh and I like cheese

Danarchy said:

Posting giant gaps of space should be deleteable offences, even in blogs.

Danarchy said:

Posting giant gaps of space should not be deleteable offences, especially in blogs.

I agree

Your texture alignment and sense of geometric beauty is improving, I see!

No.

Those textures in that screenshot are misaligned.

blackfish probably forgot about the thread because of the retardedness of sargebaldy and fetus_fucker.
does no one like the picture or something?

lupinx_resurrected said:

blackfish probably forgot about the thread because of the retardedness of sargebaldy and fetus_fucker.

I doubt it - I sent him a PM that I moved it to blogs. That should've reminded him of it.

I already commented a lot about it in irc. At least 1 page worth of text on it, and I don't think he'd appreciate it if I said any of it again.

Rush - Nobodys hero

I NU HA WAS DIFAR3NT IN HIS SEXUALITY
I W3NT 2 HIS PARTEIS AS A STRAGEHT MINORITY
IT N3VAR SEM3D A THRAAT 2 MAH MASCULINITY
H3 ONLY INTRODUCAD ME 2 A WIEDR REALITY
AS TEH YEARS WENT BY W3 DRIFTED APART
WHEN I H3ARD TAHT HA WAS GON3
I FALT A SHADOW CROS MAH H3ART

BUT HAS NOBODYS HERO
SAEVS A DROWNNG CHILD
CURES A WASTNG DIESAES
HERO.LANDS1!1!!!11!!11!11!!!! OMG WTF DA CRIPLAD AREPLAEN
SOLVES GR3AT MYSTAREIS
HERO.NOT!!!11!!!11!!!!11 OMG LOL TEH HANDSOMA AC2R
WHO PLAYS A HEROS ROLE
H3RO.NOT!!1!1!!1!!1!11 OMG LOL TEH GLMOUR GIRL
WHOD LOVE 2 SEL H3R SU
IF ANYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS H3RO

I DIDNT KNOW DA GIRL BUT I NU HER FMILY
AL THERE LIEVS W3R3 SHATERAD IN A R OF BRUTALITY
THAY TRY 2 CARY ON TRY 2 BAR TEH AGONY
TRY 2 HOLD SOME FATEH IN DA GODNES OF HUMANITY
AS TEH YEARS W3NT BY WA DRIFT3D APART
WHEN I HAARD TAHT SH3 WAS GONA
I F3LT A SHADOW CROS MAH HEART

BUT SH3S NOBODYS HARO
IS TEH VOIEC OF REASON AGANEST DA HOWLNG MOB
HARO.IS!11!1!1111111!!1!!! LOL TEH PRIED OF PURPOSE
IN TEH UNR3WARDNG JOB
HERO.NOT11!!111!1!!!!1!!1! OMG LOL TEH CHMPION PLAEYR
WHO PLAYS DA PARF3CT GME
HERO.NOT!!1!111!11!!!111111! OMG LOL DA GLMOUR BOY
WHO LOVES 2 SEL HIS NME
EV3RYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS HARO

AS DA YEARS WENT BY WA DRIFT3D APART
WHEN I HAARD TAHT U WERE GONE
I F3LT A SHADOW CROS MAH HAART

BUT HES NOBODYS HARO
SAEVS A DROWNNG CHILD
CURES A WASTNG DIESAES
HERO.LANDS1!1!!11!!1!!!!!!!! OMG WTF DA CRIPL3D AREPLAEN
SOLV3S GR3AT MYSTEREIS
HERO.NOT1!!!111!!11!1! TEH HANDSOME AC2R
WHO PLAYS A HEROS ROLA
H3RO.NOT!!!!1!!!!!1!11!1!!1 WTF TEH GLMOUR GIRL
WHOD LOV3 2 SAL HER SU
IF ANYBODYS BUYNG
NOBODYS HERO

HARO

Some more translations that had to be done:

BLAKFISH BFOR3 U START ASKNG FOR H3LP ON UR NU WUT PROJACT MAEK SURE U HAEV SOM3THNG 2 SHOW FIRST (SCRENSHOTS MAP DOWNLOADS ETC)!111!1!! OMG KEP IN MIND WEVE ALRAADY SEN THOUSANDS OF UPCOMNG PROJACTS TAHT ACTUALY NEVAR GOT DONA11111!!

OMG WTFU FALE IT!11!11!1!!1!!!1!1! LOL UR SKIL IS NOT 3NOUGH SE U NEXT TIEM BYE-BYE

RALPHIS HAS HAXORED THIS PAEG !!!!

DOMWORLD1!!!!1!11111!11!1!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!11!1!!!1111!11!1!1!! OMG HAS BEN D3LETAD!!!1!1!1111!111!111!!!!11!11! OMG WTF I HAEV DELTED TEH BAKUPS AND I WIL D3STROY T3L3FRAGED UNLASS MAH DAMANDS AAR MAT!!



RALPHIS1111!!!11!!!!111!!11! OMG LOL IS T3H KNG OF T3H HAXORNG UNDERGROUNDS!!!

!!11!1!!1!!11!!1!11!!!!!!11111!!1!111 WTF

AND YUORE NAXT RALEGUNER!!!!111!1!1!1!!1!1111!!11 LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!1!1!!1!!11!!1!11!1!!!11!11111!!1 WTF U PUNY NETSCAEP IS NO MATCH FOR MAH 3137 HAXORNG SKILZ AND MAD HTML CODNGS!!111!!!!!1!!11!!!11!11!! OMG LOL UR FIERWAL HAS BEN D3FAAETD!!!!

!111!!1!!1!11!111!111!1!11!!!!!!1!111!11111!11!!!1!11 WTF LOL







- RALPHJIS

H3YLISTEN 2 M3 CAERFULY AND LIST3N 2 ME GOD
L3TS1!111 WTF START FROM DA BGINNGWHAN I WAS A NOB 2 MAPNG AND TEH DOMWORLD FORUMSI WANTED 2 MAEK 2DDUMB1!1!! OMG WTF LOL IEDAFALEUR3GAEV MA A BAD R3PI!!1!1 OMG DIDNT NOTIEC ANYTHNG AT FIRST FROM U!!1!!111 OMG WTF I TRYAD 2 R3VIEV DA STUPID IEDAY3T AGANE FALEUREAND I FINALY NOTIECD U SEM3D 2 HAEV SOMETHNG AGANEST MA

I!!!!1 OMG WAS A NOBI ADMIT 2 ITBUT!!!! OMG WUT KIND OF RIGHT DO U HAEV IN UR FUKNG CORKSCR3W OF A BRANE 2 TRY 2 HUMILAET MEGAT P3OPLE ON UR SIED JUST SO TH3Y CAN FOLOW A ASHOL3/R3TARD/LOWLIEF WIT NOTHNG BUT DA INTARNET 2 B HIS BUDYUNLIEK?!?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL SOMA I ACTUALY GOT FREINDS IN TEH RAAL WORLDAND ITS JUST SADE TAHT U PROLY DONT AND I CAN AASILY UND3RSTAND PEOPLES R3ASONS Y TH3Y WUDNT HANG OUT WIT U1!!1!!11 WTF NOT 2 SURE THIS IS TRUEBUT FROM TEH WAY U ACT I CAN EASILY T3L U R HAETD


NOW!1!11! OMG WTF IT SEMS U GOT AHOLD OF MAH PRIVAET LINKHAK3D DW 2 CHANG3 MAH TITL3THREATNED 2 BURN MAH PCAND INSULT MERALPHIS1!1! WTF WHO TEH FUK CAERS ABOUT UR BIKINI WEARNG AS(Y3AH I SAW TAHT PICTURAITS V3RY U1!1!111 OMG SEM 2 FOLOW MA THREAD 2 THRAAD TRYNG 2 MAEK A REPUTATION OUT OF DA BIGAST DOM NOB IN WHICH U CLAME SUKS AT MAKNG MAPS

etc.

AirRaid said:
Anyone who endorses the use of the 'word' "pwn" needs to be shot. Repeatedly.

Yeah, we need to pwn all those wankers!

uhh, yeah... that's lame and stuff

*hides 'Über Micro' T-shirt under bed.

I want t-shirts made out of my signature.

__________________ _____ ____ _ _____?

_____ ________ _ ___________ _ _ ________!!!!!!!!!!

Really? A girl somehow not attracted to Railgunner? This sounds physically impossible.

If she rejects you, don't forget that you can always rape her.

This is Railgunner we're talking about here lament, I'm pretty sure if he tried that he'd walk away with two black eyes and a few missing testicles. All of his own doing.

well it isnt a tru terabyte drive. you could probobly accomplish the same with less money. get 4 250 gig hd,s and an ide controller, and thats it really.

god, 1.000gb. I could use that for porn, but I think I could get it filled up quite quick tho. :(

no, your interenet company will boot you off and give you a dos error, ive tried it. lol.
try having emule, kazaa, and overnet runing at the same time.

Quasar said:

I seriously would have answered it first and had one of those compressed air cans to set off right next to the receiver.

lol!

That's my new answering machine message.

I once had some "wardialer" that rang a phone number thousands of times a second or something. This girl at school pretended to like me thinking she was genuinely turning me on. In the end i asked for her phone number, knowing it'd be a fake i wardialed it anyway. It turned out to be the number of some idiot who had left the school about a year before... oh well, no loss.

BlackFish said:

So I'm in my girlfriends dorm and nobody else is really home yet for the upcoming semester. Despite this, the phone has been ringing next door for 3 and a half hours! Nobody is home! It's like the phone is glitched or something. Both me and my gf had the ringing noise go off in our dreams and it woke us up. We watched a movie, blasted music, and it's still going off!

Did you try cursing at it or giving it the middle finger?

Danarchy said:

Hells yeah. Apparently it was pretty rare because it was deemed unsafe for kids and recalled. I wish I still had it.

My cousin had that shit, along with like, every other toy of TMNT out there.

Dude even had the huge-ass Krang body, I mean literally huginourmogantuaun.

BBG said:

Dude even had the huge-ass Krang body, I mean literally huginourmogantuaun.

I had that thing too! It was so cool, especially since a regular sized Krang brain figure fit into it. I lost it a while back though.

Large Herring (melee weapon)

we can post nude woman's breast but not ASCII goatse, why not?

oh well

Sephiroth said:

we can post nude woman's breast but not ASCII goatse, why not?

Something tells me that if you posted pictures of nude women in any thread other than the one set aside for that purpose, you'd still get in trouble...

Naked boobs are one thing, a man's asshole stretched another two feet up, down, left, and right is another.

Ralph and Dan: That's not my quote, that's Elton John, you queers :P

WE'RE the queers? YOU'RE the one listening to Elton John!

Lut, you FUCKING RULE!!!!

Sargebaldy said...

rofl @ aux

ie only has two advantages over netscape/mozilla:

a) better support because microsoft has stolen the market
b) the fact that it's integrated into windows and thus always running and thus can load fast [in theory] (and at the same time constantly stealing memory that could be used elsewhere)

The fact that Microsoft's browser is better because it is integrated, and evil, and the fact that it has evilly stolen the market, while reprehensible, does not negate the fact that these things make it a better browser. But thank you for illustrating my point.

thanks to b) and thanks to IE somehow being mostly corrupted on my computer, i can't even use windows update, find, help, system information, and numerous other things. ironically, one of the most amusing things IE now seems completely incapable of is deleting hotmail messages, which netscape can handle just fine. and IE has always just generally runs like shit on my computer for whatever reason. if i click a link to an image in mirc, it takes about a minutes for the image to start to load.

Sounds like a classic case of Windows rot. Someone needs a format.

DISCLAMATORY NOTE: I do not like Microsoft. I do not support them out of any love for the company - quite on the contrary, I rather dislike their "monopolist" tactics, just as I abhor the US's imperialist doctrine under GWB. But they do make some quality products, and I will support them based on their merits.

StRiKeR said:

mozilla is cool,but it aint the ORGINAL f00

Depends what you mean by "original". Netscape is based on a modified version of Mozilla and actually removes some of the features in Mozilla (ad blocking)

EricHerrera said:

Nautillus rules!! Heh. (Can't remember if I spelled right). Aww heck I like netscape better :)

If you mean the GNOME file manager Nautilus, you're wrong. Nautilus isnt a web browser, though you can view some HTML pages in it with the right plugin. Its designed to let you browse your filesystem, not the web. For that you should probably use Galeon or Epiphany, which are GNOME web browsers based on Mozilla.

Norton Internet Security 2003 blocks about 99% of ads and popups for me, I got the CD cheap for $18 at a computer show

well you're a junior right? so am I, but thats besides the point. The point is, he said he'd cancel senior prom, unless I misread something. At my school, the juniors would cheer if senior prom was cancelled probably cause of class rivalry :P me personally, I'd feel bad though.

Your school obviously has a bunch of retarded philadelphia city kids who all need to be gas'd anyway.

Meh, I never really bother with proms and such anyway. I just look foward to graduating. I'm sure if anything like that happened here, nothing like that would happen since school fights where I live are common.

Gaylen Spladd said:

My district school sent a letter home to parents about MySpace, apparently.

My school plans to make a myspace account with a student picture and try to add alot of people from my school so they can look at some of the material some students put on their myspace.

Yeah, thats it. There actualy used to be a website there, but for the past 2 years or so, that message has been there. Bastards are wasting a perfectly good domain.

They're squatting, possibly in the hopes that a new-age underground zine will pay an exorbitant price for it. You'll have to pay if you ever expect to get it.

insertwackywebsitehere.com

:( my sympathies to you buddy.

My great grandpa on my mom's side was 88 when he died, and my great grandma was 96 when she died (again, on my mom's side). People tend to live to ripe old ages on my mom's side of the family.

she did pretty well to live 101 years. I know I won't.

netscape is my shield!

:-P

Bloodshedder said:

While you are obviously not as dumb as you were about a year ago, your rampant lapses of intelligence are still quite disconcerting.

Not as bad as Torn on #youfailit.

No, Torn has rampant lapses of English and non-depression.

exp(x) said:
Were you mountain biking?

Last year, my brother was doing that all alone somewhere in California and fell and broke an arm. While stunned or knocked out initially, his head was saved by the helmet. He had to drag his bike to his car a long way because his phone wasn't working or something and drive a bit.

myk said:

Last year, my brother was doing that all alone somewhere in California and fell and broke an arm. While stunned or knocked out initially, his head was saved by the helmet. He had to drag his bike to his car a long way because his phone wasn't working or something and drive a bit.

This is exactly why people should wear helmets. I can't believe how many people I see without them, especially around town. I've gone through a couple by falling on my head mountain biking and cracking them slightly, but I've never had a concussion.

So were you not wearing a helmet?

That's one of the avatars available in the library. You just can't change your avatar to a new custom one.

you mean there is no such thing as 250 POSTS=NEW AVATAR anymore?

lupinx_resurrected said:

you mean there is no such thing as 250 POSTS=NEW AVATAR anymore?

No. And welcome to like a month ago.

Nice site. Reminds me of a movie I downloaded today, that was a mock TV ad for Halo's Warthog.

Danarchy said:

Yes, Unreal IS crap.

Unreal is ok - not my type of game, but that doesn't mean that I don't admire it for a number of reasons. (fucking double negation - one day, I gotta learn to simplify my language).

Unreal 2 on the other hand...

Danarchy said:

Yes, Unreal IS crap.

Nope. I actually like it better than other FPS's of it's generation (Quake 2, Half-Life, Sin etc.), as it's the one I keep wanting to play again more than the others.

I'm amazed at how successfully mong has thrived and fashioned a home for itself on this board, given that most of you aren't English.

Assmaster said:

Jesus Christ you have too much time on your hands.

Thanks hyena, heh. I'll try the stone deaf stragety when he starts another thread.

His only real enemy is Admin, who has the power to eject him from the discussion forum.

He's been banned a good number of times, so he's pretty much ban evading for a while now. He has many accounts, and uses them to pretend he has henchmen.

The moderation system there is kinda....moronic, since everybody modering there is hired.

WHEN TIAX RULES

he must be pro cyber-bdsm

Blogs isn't even deserving of such retarded. This kind of shit belongs in aol chatrooms. railgunner, find a damn aol chatroom, go there, don't come back.

bleh

Oh well, (tears down project). Perhaps I'll do something with the war part.

edit: oddly enough I've never seen casablanca. On a more serious note though, what can I change besides removing the lesbian crap? Because I've been thinking about this thing for a while now.

I really don't think there's anything in there worth keeping, frankly. And your writing style in general seems very detached. I'd say it's written like a Reader's Digest article. Maybe someone else knows what I mean. That, and there are quite a few grammatical gaffes that are concerning.

I've seen Teen movies with better plots (BUURRN!!!!111oneoneonetwoeleve)


The overall "lesson learned" seems kind of strange. Do as bad guys say and everything will be alright.

Forget the story man. I don't know about you, but I don't play Unreal Tournament to here romance stories.

Huh huh, huh huh, you said "bush".

BlackFish said:

EDIT:WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME IN THE BACK!?

Because teenagers haven't the foggiest idea what love is, you included.

EDIT:WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME IN THE BACK

Because she was merely testing out her new shiny .357 Liebestöter

Templat? YOU SUCK!

Not that bad, really.

needs more flying toasters