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  1. http://youtu.be/1snCRIl16ks

    How. Fucking. Dare you.

    Bethesda, how dare you make Id butcher their game like this for the secret levels in Doom 2 and fucked up Doom 3 by making it easier with more ammo, reducing FOV to 60, making it brighter and making the flashlight an attachment to the armor the PC wears.

    I may not have purchased this inferior product but I have the original Doom 3 and Doom games, which the latter was severely hampered but I have read on the Bethsoft BFG Edition subforum and Steam subforum for Doom series. First of all, modding is impossible with the included Doom 3 version due to running on Id Tech 5 (Rage's engine) and not Id Tech 4, next you have changes that should have been left alone, such as Sarge's texture changed but the comm videos were not. You also have it stuck to 60 FOV instead of a normal 90 in the original, which is an obvious consolization tweak and narrow field of view. Ammo is also more plentiful and it is brighter thanks to console command r_overbright 2 (default is 1 in D3). All these changes to Doom 3 make it more like an action game instead of a horror shooter like the back of the original game's back of box mentions!

    Now to what is wrong with the classic games, they put back in the random pitch variations from Doom v1.1 which I don't think you can turn off and are highly annoying, the menu is clunky and ugly since they did some changes to it, stimpacks and medikits have a pill icon and not a cross thanks to Red Cross being a bunch of babies whining about the use of the cross icon. The most significant change is to the Doom 2 secret levels, all of the Nazi/Hitler pictures on the walls were removed from the walls, the level's musics and level names were changed (IDKFA and Keen respectively) and there's no SS soldiers, they were replaced by easy zombiemen, both in game and in the Doom2 data file. You'd think they'd only censor it only for Germany, right? Wrong, it's censored internationally!

    For people new to Doom, I highly advise buying the original classics off Steam for $9.99 each while they are still available, because you cannot purchase original Doom 3 on there, it's either this inferior BFG Edition or the Id Superpack for $99.99.

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    2. hex11

      hex11

      This reminds me of the time D&D 3e came out and everyone was up in arms because they redically changed the game (well compared to how relatively compatible the older editions were amongst themselves), and the old version went out of print. Eventually they sold PDF versions of the older editions, but those too stopped being available, around the time D&D 4e came out. Then a bunch of the 3e fanbois who were laughing at the old edition fanbois got pissed off when 4e came out and made their massive investment of books and supplements obsolete. And I'm sure the same pattern will repeat again and again...

      But, some of the older fans said the hell with all this crazy shit and started making their own versions of the game, based on the spirit of their prefered ruleset (not identical copies, but let's say 99% compatible). It's a bit like Freedoom and other projects like that. At some point the game companies are going to leave you high and dry, and it's up to you to pick up the ball. Well the thing is those companies aren't even the same ones that created the game in question, the IP having been sold (sometimes several times over the years) and most or all of the original developers long gone. At some point you have to realize and accept that those companies aren't relevant anymore, and it's not worth caring about what they do.

    3. Dragonsbrethren

      Dragonsbrethren

      DoomUK said:

      fuck it, I might as well post a picture of a badger instead:-

      This is the best response to anything ever.

    4. Vile

      Vile

      I bought the 360 version since I hadn't played it in a while and my PC at the time wasn't fast enough to run it at an entirely enjoyable frame-rate. I'm having an easy time on Veteran but it's still a fun shooter to me.

      I did notice one bug that may be new and I am not sure if it is related to the changed FOV. If I back up against a flat wall, facing away, then look straight up, I can see outside the map. It's as if I can peek into the negative space between areas. :p

  2. I went to the Tanger Outlet over here to one of the stores that had hot sauces my brother got for me on my birthday back in April. While there this afternoon, I picked up this and two other bottles.

    For those who don't know, Naga Jolokia, also known as the ghost pepper/chili is one of the hottest peppers in the world which taps in around 1 million Scovilles, with Jalapenos being a mere 2,500 to 8,000 on the scale.

    I will be trying this on dinner tonight and to sear my taste buds and might report back on my experience.

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    2. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Csonicgo said:

      AITC


      I can't find anything about this.

    3. exp(x)
    4. Reisal

      Reisal

      Eating a Sandwich from Hell for lunch. It consists of rye bread, buffalo turkey, mesquite turkey, jalapeno peppers, Jamaican hot peppers and Zakk Wylde's Stronger than Death hot sauce warmed up in the microwave for 30 seconds.

      This is gonna suck.

  3. This afternoon around 1:15pm while returning from the gym, a lone guy in a car pulled up to the corner just around from my street asked me if I wanted to buy some pot. I respectfully declined and he drove off.

    As much as I don't care about the use of pot or the sale of it, I would be more concerned if he was offering me something heavier such as cocaine, meth or heroin.

    Has anyone else been approached by dealers regardless if they were on foot or in a vehicle?

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    2. Technician

      Technician

      It's been too long since my last high. I need to find connections in this city.

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      Doom Marine said:

      Should've told him you sold chess books, and that he can reach a new level of awareness by reading a chess book whilst smoking a fatty.

      I didn't at the time. Anyway, the two go together extremely badly. Alcohol and chess are fine (maybe only knock off about 200 Elo points for being pretty much blind drunk - for blitz chess at least*), whereas cannabis more or less scrambles the chess thought process.

      * And of course there were some Russian GMs (Kholmov, and Tal to some extent, spring to mind) who were perma-drunks.

    4. NightmareZer0

      NightmareZer0

      Yeah all the time to be honest. Apparently I have stoner written on my forehead. I used to be a stoner in the day but I quit. Ironically enough, most of my run-ins with drug dealers has been at Taco Bell.

  4. When I post in the Doomworld Facebook group, I don't expect irrelevant shitposting in the topic. I'm not asking for one to be 100% in line but don't be posting irrelevant memes or Halo material in a Doom group for the sake of getting reactions of others. It looks immature and childish in my eyes.

    Some joking/funny relevant material can be OK but don't unload crap onto my topic because a select handful (which got shitcanned from the group) did and thought they could get away with it.

    That is what /b/ and other places is for, not the Doomworld FB group.






    ..Maybe I'm just getting too old (lol 33) for the immaturity I saw the other day.

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    2. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      My town's mall got a Spencers a few months later and they weren't selling them anymore, and the ones they have on the website look like ass. Shit sucks.

    3. SavageCorona

      SavageCorona

      I haven't got any Doom related nerd memorabilia :(

    4. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      I have a Doom movie poster...one of the ones they actually put up at the theater(made to be put in front of a light board). Movie wasn't that great, but the poster is awesome. I also still have my poster from The Ultimate Doom, though it's in pretty terrible condition.

  5. Yep, you know who I am speaking of. I answered some of his questions on my videos in the past but I really don't care to answer anymore and am getting annoyed. He even tweeted to me asking the same goddamn things.

    I am contemplating two options: 1) Removing his stupid "What do you think of XYZ WAD(s)" comments not relevant to the video posted on or blocking him entirely.

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    2. Tristan

      Tristan

      Stupid question, but is BDL his real name? Not that I think it is, but given there was a rather BDL-ish post in the shitbook group earlier, I can't help but wonder :P

    3. dew

      dew

      This and this predate his rise (in notoriety) in the Doom community and you know it's him. It just has to be. It's one step away from asking the guy to rate this month's weather.

    4. Blastfrog

      Blastfrog

      dew said:

      You mean like he was repeatedly "silently blocked" from this humble place of congregation and totally called it a day after realizing the folly of his ways? Just ask kmx for a few ladespotting stories, heh.

      Heh, well, I'm not that familiar with Mr. Delayed. Even as dumb and persistent that this guy is, are you certain he'd want to go through the trouble of setting up new YouTube accounts (a far more intensive procedure than in years past)?

      As long as he's blocked from the channel with no responses toward his crap, I can't imagine anybody trying more than 10 times. AFAIK, YouTube does not indicate to users when they've been blocked and will still let them post, but those posts won't be visible to anyone else. As long as they don't investigate, they might just think that nobody bothers to interact with them.

  6. I am done with Brutal Doom, after supporting it since 0.7. Got tired of editing all the unbalancing crap with each version and having all the feature creep and the controversy with the N word comment in the older version as well as Mark telling a suicidal person to off themself (if this is verifiable)

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    2. dg93

      dg93

      I can careless about the controversies about some of SGTMarkIV's actions. I'm not really that crazy over Brutal Doom anymore. He should have just stopped at version .17 in my opinion. In regard to your youtube channel, I think you made the right decision to deviate away from Brutal Doom. There are plenty of other mods on the internet that have smooth weapon animations and other neat modifications to the gameplay.

    3. StevieWolfe

      StevieWolfe

      My main problem with BD is him constantly adding more stuff to unbalance the gameplay. He's made DoomGuy basically invincible with overpowered you are. To try and counter that all he did was make enemies deal absolutely retarded levels of damange, regardless of what class they are. That doesn't really feel too great to play and doesn't even make a whole lot of sense. There are a few mods that do well to make use of the stuff he's implemented (I've seen a couple of Duke themed mods that looked fucking excellent), but on its own...its just weak.

      I don't really care that he said what he said to one kid about suicide only because I'm honestly not all that surprised someone with a literal gore fetish would say some highly off the wall shit. Look at what he devoted the majority of his time to, not DooM itself, but pretty much doing everything he could to make an already bloody game bloodier than fucking hell and using actual images of gore and shit to do so. That means that he spent time scouring the internet and medical sites for pictures of really messed up injuries and stuff just to make some extra sprites, stuff that would normally...make me puke my own guts out. Obviously someone in that shape's got a few too many of their own issues so sympathy to another person's problems really isn't going to his strong point. We've all made gory maps before, not slighting anyone at all for that in and of itself (I know I've done it), but for Mark I really don't think he made BD just to make a super bloody mod...he just has always seemed the type to dwell on fucked up stuff like that and made it as somewhat of an outlet so he didn't have to constantly internalize it anymore. And there's my armchair psychology moment for the day.

      The most annoying bug I encounter with the mod, which I've never seen him fix, is this bug where you're basically stuck and cannot move until you've burnt through certain ammo. Example, I started E1M2 and couldn't move right after I spawned into the map. I had to literally burn through all of my bullet ammo and the enigmatically I could move again. I seriously don't even get what would cause that, but since the first version I played of this thing (V16) its been there and its never been fixed and it just seems to happen completely at random during a level start. Shit that is annoying and seriously fuck up a gameplay session.

    4. sheridan

      sheridan

      zap610 said:

      If anything, the biggest issue for me with bd is using actual pictures of gore for his sprites. That's tasteless and disrespectful.

      Didn't Kevin Cloud use a picture of his own bloody knee for one of the textures in Doom?

      In fact, a huge amount of the gore in Doom also stemmed from Adrian Carmack's past working as a photo copier in an ER room, where he got to see all kinds of awful injuries.

      Really, the more you think of it the more you realize that using pictures of real gore and stuff is pretty common practice when creating gore in video games. At the very least, I know for a fact that the creators of Dead Space studied photos of the victims of car crashes in detail to create all of the gore in their game. You could argue it's disrespectful if the end results of such work let anybody recognize the source material (ie you can see XYZ's bloody face that was pulled from this photo of an explosion's aftermath), but merely pulling unidentifiable wounds from photos of carnage, cropping them, downscaling them, and editing them into oblivion can hardly be considered that offensive.

      But then, I don't even know what Mark pulled from or what his end product was, so I guess I can't judge in this particular instance.

  7. Yes, this is a Youtube issue for me in particular on my end. For the past month, I have had a small group of individuals simply downvoting all of my recent videos and it is grating on my nerves. I have tried disabling rating for a week once but it stopped it temporarily before it started again. I know they also have trolled MrThejoshmon before but not sure if they actually stopped or not.

    I have 266 subs but about a sixtieth (about 10 or less, usually 5 at best) actually rate and comment the videos regularly which doesn't help at all and I don't know what to do to stop these idiots (super hardcore fans who love Burl Tumd and hate Brutal Doom to the core) once and for all.

    If I had a more engaging audience who was supportive of my channel, I would not have this issue.

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    2. fraggle

      fraggle

      exp(x) said:

      Why do people get so worked up numbers stored in a database relating to Youtube videos of fan-made mods for a 20 year old computer game that is now only played by a tiny handful of people worldwide?

    3. Justince

      Justince

      obake said:

      Don't listen to these clowns (AndrewB and Justince). They're trolls, through and through (I can smell them all the way from my house. You know it's a troll when you can smell them from that far away!)

      By the way, I watch your videos and think they're good.


      Trolls come and go but stupidity is forever.

    4. Cupboard

      Cupboard

      I will countertroll your downvoters for a negotiated price.

  8. http://twitpic.com/akm1nx

    Does anyone want some, heh.

    Hot as I expected and nice to taste the actual source of the heat instead of salsa or hot sauce with the ingredient.

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    2. hex11

      hex11

      I know my limits and this ain't for me. Usually eat a couple serrano peppers every days though. But those scales aren't that useful, because different crops can vary radically in the amount of "heat" they pack. I've had jalapenos that are about as bland as bell peppers, and others that have me crying like a baby.

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      For me, anything hotter than bell peppers are more heat than flavor, and thus completely pointless to me. I do, however, have plenty of respect for the Bachelor's Secret Weapon (aka hot sauce). I can't count how many bachelor dinners have been transformed from "four pounds of tasteless mush" to "fine Mexican cuisine" with the skillful addition of hot sauce and soft tortillas.

    4. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      My tolerance in spicy food has gone up in the last few years... it's some addictive shit. I dare not touch Ghost peppers though, that is the stuff of madness no doubt.

  9. I can say I am no longer a virgin to pot now, I'm not that high but it was a nice experience to smoke a little bit with one of my brothers who I found smokes it.

    ITT: Against rules to post that I first tried it?

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    2. j4rio

      j4rio

      I usually end up taking care of all the stoned guys around me, because it has barely any effect on me at all. Shrugs, I guess I'm sticking to good old booze.

    3. dg93

      dg93

      I've never done pot before. I'm not against recreational marijuana and I don't think it should be illegal, but I just don't see myself ever really needing it in my life.

    4. Snakes

      Snakes

      You're on a dangerous gateway drug now. Studies link smoking pot to moving to Colorado, so I'd advise you to watch your finances.

  10. My friend made an animation based on the events that happened on the NewDoom forums...here it is. If it isn't appropiate, I will remove it.

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    2. kain

      kain

      just hack the websight. lol. put in a redirect to scatlovers.com

    3. dsm

      dsm

      Julian said:

      As an example of what not to do. It is so unfunny it's amazing. You know, that's because we like people to see what not to do that there's a post hell around here ;)

      Then why is this not in Hell? Pardon me for asking, but I do really think it seems more appropriate there where Members can't reply to it to make .... a mountain out of a molehill. Either that or it'd be suitable to close it imho.

    4. Julian

      Julian

      All right, all right. I'll close this thing.

  11. Look at the log below that garden_elf talk about, expecially her brother's girlfriend. I fucking hate people who totally control others in relationships:

    MODS - remove Ling's image spam from the thread. Thanks.

    -

    Welcome on Doom Connector, Mr. Chris.
    There are now 27 of the 1676 registered users online.
    Type /list or /cmd for all commands.

    If you need help, read the manual, read the FAQ, then ask nicely.
    The lobby is a place for helping each other and to find a game.
    The lobby is NOT for fighting, making fun of each other or to spam.
    Take your bullshit to your private rooms or you'll get banned.

    POLL of the month for September:
    http://doomconnector.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=310

    SUDDEN DEATH is a new zdemon deathmatch map which runs on a
    L@P server (modern settings) and a GSN server (oldskool settings).
    Download: http://www.xodemultimedia.com/maps/suddeath.zip

    ____________________________________________________________
    Entering Lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I hate my brother's bf
    exp(x): why?
    Mr. Chris: boyfriend?
    exp(x): hahaha
    [RoTD] garden_elf: euh.. gf
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: hey.. it could just as well be his bf!
    HUMANOID_TYPHOON(BFGC) enters the lobby
    exp(x): sorry, chris, he's not gay or bi
    HUMANOID_TYPHOON(BFGC) creates room "BFGC clan room"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I wouldn't have anything against my bro if he were..
    Mr. Chris: i know that
    tato enters the lobby
    Demonic Chicken: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!!!!
    Doom.destroyer: yo guys lets play
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "BFGC clan room"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: how do u know he's not exp?
    exp(x): I was joking
    exp(x): I don't know anything
    [RoTD] garden_elf: u'd look if Roger was gay
    exp(x): who?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: my bro
    exp(x): why would I look?
    Doom.destroyer: yo guys create a room to play
    KillahMo enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because u were laughing your ass off at me saying my brother bf
    KillahMo has left the lobby
    tato moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    exp(x): I was laughing at chris saying "boyfriend?"
    C][rono-][unter enters the lobby
    Zygar enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: oh.. I thought that was u
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    exp(x): damn, I'm bored
    C][rono-][unter creates room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: sorry.. i'm really protective of my big bro
    Zygar moved to room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    exp(x): so why do you hate his gf?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: mind you.. he really doesn't need my protection.. he's a big boy *hids*
    Zygar enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because she talks trash about him and treats him like shit CONSTANTLY
    exp(x): that sooks
    [RoTD] garden_elf: Roger'll be like.. 2 rooms away from the kitchen..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and melanie will be in the kitchen right infront of the fridge..
    Mr. Chris: Convince him to break up with her, I hate abusive relationships
    [RoTD] garden_elf: you hear "Roger... will you pour me a glass of milk?"
    [TR]Tai -NS- enters the lobby
    Zygar creates room "Halls of Death"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: "but melanie... you're right infront of the fridge."
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and then she gets all huffy at him.. and starts whining and screaming
    exp(x): what a ho
    Mr. Chris: sounds like the "Falling into abusive relationships" gene got him
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the land lord wants to kick them out because she's too lod
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *loud
    Mr. Chris: haha
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'll be talking to him on the phone..
    [TR]Tai -NS- moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and she'll sit and SCREAM until he hangs up the phone..
    exp(x): man, he's a tool
    Mr. Chris: I should go and slap some sense into her
    Jackass has left the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: **He** has to clean, wash the clothes, and freaking.. he goes to the shower.. she has to be there too..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she goes to the shower.. he has to be there
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "Halls of Death"
    Mr. Chris: TOOL!
    crawli enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and he's not allowed to leave the laundry room, she won't let him!
    exp(x): why does he take it?
    Mr. Chris: what a pussy
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because she's not bad one of four weekends
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *weeks
    exp(x): pft
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm like "bastard, get the F out"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: u know what she did?!
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I walked by her last christmas when my bro was still living at home..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she was wearing BRIGHT pink leather pants..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and a tight halter top..
    Mr. Chris: IF I ever had a lover like that, he/she'd be out of my life before they'll know it
    james: how dare she
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she goes "who's the slut?"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt!
    james: wierd
    Deeebo: hmmm
    [RoTD] garden_elf: god.. I could strangle people like her.
    Mr. Chris: How did you respond
    Deeebo: more information than i needed
    exp(x): she needs to go bang someone else's brother
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I was like "ME?! Look at you!"
    ratchetjaw.hell.gov has left the lobby
    james: i kno some guyz who wouldn't complain
    Demonic Chicken enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: "For your F***ing information.. I'm his F***ing sister! You best close your mouth."
    Demonic Chicken: whos sister?
    Deeebo: hey hey CHILL
    [RoTD] garden_elf: um... by brothers? lol
    Demonic Chicken: lol
    james: you could have added another F******
    Deeebo: nobody yanking your chain
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol deebo..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it was a quote
    Demonic Chicken: is ur bro on DC?
    Deeebo: oh
    Mr. Chris: you should have her hook up with the guy who abused you Elf
    Deeebo: sorry
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    james: you still could have added another F******
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "BFGC clan room"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no.. she won't let him go on the computer for anything but homework
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    Demonic Chicken: oh
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    ImAJackass666 enters the lobby
    exp(x): yeah, what happens when two abusive people hook up?
    james: *F***ing
    Mr. Chris: Fuckin control freak
    ImAJackass666 moved to room "na"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp, he'd NEVER hit her
    crawli has left the lobby
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "BFGC clan room"
    Mr. Chris: what a wuss
    exp(x): I'm not talking about him
    Deeebo: guilty
    Huy Quoc Pham enters the lobby
    Demonic Chicken enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: He heard about someone hitting me... and he freaked out
    exp(x): does she hit him?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: yea.. my brother's not even allowed to talk to my family without her being on the phone screaming
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I don't know.. they live miles and miles away
    Mr. Chris: I would suggest you get that little bitch out of your brother's life ASAP
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "na"
    exp(x): yeah
    killtime22 enters the lobby
    Demonic Chicken enters the lobby
    exp(x): but how?
    Huy Quoc Pham moved to room "Halls of Death"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: heh.. I threatened her actually..
    james: i don' blame you
    [RoTD] garden_elf: told her if she ever came near me... she'd be leaving broken or in a coffin
    killtime22 moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: yea.. um..
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: my brother use to live at home..
    james: remember when u said u were ladylike
    [RoTD] garden_elf: James.. I don't put up with shit against people I care about
    Demonic Chicken enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: anyways.. my brother use to live home..
    james: i know....
    james: not that
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and my brother went to school at the time.. and had to wake up at 7:00 in the morning..
    Mr. Chris: Make him move home, tell your parents about this
    killtime22 enters the lobby
    killtime22 moved to room "Halls of Death"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she called him up at 3:30 in the morning wanting him to go drive her to the hospital..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: a 30 minute drive each way..
    Huy Quoc Pham enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and of course.. he did
    Mr. Chris: dumb bitch needs to do shit herself, he's not her fuckin slave
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she had a freakin' scratch on her forehead
    Huy Quoc Pham: is there any way to restore a saved co-op game?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she got into a barfight and fell
    Mr. Chris: Huy: I don't think so
    Huy Quoc Pham: or do you have to start fresh every time
    Demonic Chicken: no huy
    Mr. Chris: GE: I bet it was because of her attitude and mouth
    exp(x): you ca w/ legacy
    [RoTD] garden_elf: Chris.. my parents know what goes on..
    killtime22 enters the lobby
    [DooM]Kaneda has left the lobby
    Huy Quoc Pham: really?
    exp(x): I restored a saved coop game with mega before
    Blunt-c! enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: why aren't they doing anything about it?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: my parents also dislike her
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "[ORB] Clan Room"
    Demonic Chicken enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: they can't..
    james: start it one player beat the shit outta the other person
    Demonic Chicken moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's 19
    Huy Quoc Pham: so if i had doomlegacy and this connector
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and living in ontario
    Huy Quoc Pham: i can restore coop games?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I live in PEI
    exp(x): yeah, but I don't know how
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and he has to do her homework constantly or she flies into him..
    Huy Quoc Pham has left the lobby
    Foxxy enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: Gay
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he broke his grad ring this week..
    Mr. Chris: why?
    james: how
    Foxxy moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he got pissed off at her and punched the counter
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: haha
    james: instead of her?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: this thing as a HUGE grad ring..
    Deeebo moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the ruby went flying, hit his friend in the arm, left a welt..
    james: jesus....
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the writing is un readable and he had to get it cut off.
    Zygar enters the lobby
    Thorhammer enters the lobby
    james: christ...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's not a little boy.. he hurts when he punches.. lol we use to play punchies.
    [DooMPlayer]~Macro11_1 enters the lobby
    [DooMPlayer]~Macro11_1 moved to room "Lert @ Ga Tech"
    [DooMPlayer]~Macro11_1 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: mind you he hit me over the head with a frying pan and bent the frying pan. :s
    exp(x): uhhhh
    killtime22 has left the lobby
    exp(x): that's fscked up
    james: break anythin?(besides the ring)
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the counter..
    Zygar moved to room "Doom Connector HELP Room (no game here)"
    Thorhammer has left the lobby (ping timeout)
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it was a heat resistant serface..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *surface
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the surface cracked and he punched through new wood
    Mr. Chris: You might want to post your story on Doomworld forums
    Loco enters the lobby
    Zygar enters the lobby
    Loco moved to room "Lert @ Ga Tech"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *kicks chris's shins* shuttup u lol
    james: whassit godda do with doom
    Jackass enters the lobby
    Jackass moved to room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    [*ORB*]NetNomad enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: it's off-topic
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I just remembered something!
    Mr. Chris: that's allowed here
    james: oh no
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm going up in may..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: hehe...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *march
    [*ORB*]NetNomad: going up?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: going up to ontario
    [*ORB*]NetNomad: ah, nice
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I can kick her ass then...
    exp(x): w00t
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and she can't really touch me first...
    james: ooh fun...
    [*ORB*]NetNomad: lol...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because she's 18
    Mr. Chris: get into a nice pre-emptive fight (strike from behind)
    [*ORB*]NetNomad: g2g
    [RoTD] garden_elf: so I can beat the shit outta her before she even touches me.. WHAHOO
    [*ORB*]NetNomad has left the lobby
    Mr. Chris: and you are what, 15?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: 14
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I can fight though
    Mr. Chris: So you can file assault charges if she hurts you
    james: shell be 15 in march
    Zygar moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    james: by*
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I bet the shit out of a 17 y/o girl who was in boxing for 3 years
    Mr. Chris: heh, nice
    [RoTD] garden_elf: believe me.. after that..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no one bothered me..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I wonder why
    [*ORB*]MegaZzZeux enters the lobby
    james: you'd never guessed by your picture on the clan site
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I know..
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I look like such a little wuss!
    [RoTD]AyToaster enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: I'm sure if that bitch of your bro's g/f hurts you, he'll definatly change his mind on being with her
    james: i didn mean it like that!!!
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but get me pissed off enough and I'll lose my temper
    [RoTD] garden_elf: actually chris..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he doesn't care if I have bitch fights..
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Lert @ Ga Tech"
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "only guys who like to kill a lot...carnage!!!!"
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he cares if guys beat me up, cause "i've been through enough of that"
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Lert @ Ga Tech"
    [DooMPlayer]~Macro11_1 creates room "Testing Stuff"
    Mr. Chris: :\
    [RoTD] garden_elf: heh.. long.. long.. long story
    james: really or.....
    exp(x): I would image he would care if you fought his gf
    james: he jus say that
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol actually..
    Mr. Chris: your brother is a tool and a big wuss
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he'd most likely disown me
    exp(x): heh
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol chris..
    james: hed thank you
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he just really cares for her..
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    Zygar enters the lobby
    Zygar creates room "Halls of Death"
    james: ow...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: this guy's worked since he was 10 years old..
    tato enters the lobby
    exp(x): does she make him wear a collar and a leash?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: making thousands and thousands of dollors a year..
    james: naw shock bracelet
    tato moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp, what they do in bed is none of my concern
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    exp(x): haha
    james: heh
    fosters enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but yea.. my brother worked for 10 years....
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *since he was 10
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's 19 now..
    [RoTD]AyToaster: I got shot with a paint ball gun
    Mr. Chris: People can't work will they're at least 16 here
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she has the nerve to say that because he's worked since he was 10..
    james: 19-9=
    Mr. Chris: will=till
    [RoTD] garden_elf: that he has no "street smarts"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: well chris..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he was an oyster fisherman
    exp(x): oyster fisherman, hehe
    james: *19-10=
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "Halls of Death"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp... it's hard work..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it really is
    exp(x): hehe
    exp(x): I never said it wasn't
    YourMom enters the lobby
    james: heh
    [RoTD] garden_elf: you try lifting 50 lbs every dip..
    exp(x): I hate oysters
    [RoTD] garden_elf: well.. not 50.. about 30
    james: m gf weighs 107
    tato enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: you make about 100-200 dips in one day.
    Overlord enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: work for 6 days a week.
    exp(x): I would kill myself before becoming an oyster fisherman
    YourMom creates room "Yourmother"
    fosters moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: james, I'm between 100-115
    Overlord has left the lobby
    Mr. Chris: I'm glad my brother doesn't have a bitch g/f like yours does.
    tato moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    Loco enters the lobby
    JaqUio enters the lobby
    [RoTD]AyToaster: slim shady, brain dead like jim brady, I'm a M-80
    james: i don' even have a gf it was a joke... if you look at the placement
    [RoTD] garden_elf: chris.. she's a TERRIBLE gf
    JaqUio creates room "JaqUio's COOP server"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: his gf weighs about 150
    Loco has left the lobby
    [RoTD]AyToaster: my name is marshall mathers i'm a alcoholic; i have a disease and they don't know what to call it
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he weighs about 160 and is much skinnier than I
    james: if the weights in the right spots....
    [RoTD] garden_elf: heh.. her ass?
    Mr. Chris: I'm 200lbs, 5'11"
    Mr. Chris: 150...sounds like she's getting fat
    [RoTD] garden_elf: my bro's about 5'11 also
    [RoTD]AyToaster: I'm 260 6'0
    Mr. Chris: that's borderline overweight for her, how tall is she
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she's about 5'4 maybe
    james: less' shes muscly
    james: eeewwwww
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no, she's fat
    [RoTD]AyToaster: I just want attention
    james: that's nice
    [RoTD]AyToaster: la la la la la la la la la la
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *hugs toasty*
    [*ORB*]MegaZzZeux moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    [RoTD]AyToaster: talking that shit behind my back, like dirty mack
    james: song?
    [RoTD]AyToaster: so put my tape back on the rack and tell your friends my shit is wack
    [RoTD] garden_elf: ANYWAYS... yea, I thought I was chubby.. and then I remembered "hrm... my bro's gf is a lot bigger"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm concidered nearly underweight
    Mr. Chris: Her body mass index is 26, same as me. Slightly overweight
    exp(x): I used to be underweight
    james: considered?
    Mr. Chris: The Lethal Danger of Being Fat
    [RoTD] garden_elf: chris, I'm 5'2 roughly about 110
    Mr. Chris: Excess weight has a dramatic impact on one’s health. The BMI (body mass index) is a way to measure your disease risk based on your height to weight ratio. People with a BMI of 25 to 29 are considered overweight and those with a BMI of 30 or more are considered obese.
    exp(x): 6' and 135 lbs
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol exp, weren't u sayin' u had a gut?
    Mr. Chris: Exp, you're underweight with a BMI of 18
    exp(x): that was before I gained weigt, elf
    james: 5'2"... i've got 5 inches on you you wouldn't be able to tell i'm a year younger
    Mr. Chris: Your BMI is 20, GE. Desirable
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol james.. I won't date you.
    exp(x): I hit 185 but now I'm down to 170
    james: ...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: ooo.. I'm desirable.. tasty. lol
    james: .....................
    [RoTD] garden_elf: did I say that outloud? I meant.. euh.. lol
    james: ..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but yea.. melanie must die..
    Blunt-c! has left the lobby
    james: .
    [OFoD]Doom Rampage is offline
    Mr. Chris: Wait, my BMI is 28
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I wonder if I send her a package of anthrax.. will my brother open it?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    exp(x): oh boredom, oh boredom, thou hath betrayed me
    Mr. Chris: I should be at least 170
    james: does he read her mail.... Id be afraid too
    [RoTD] garden_elf: oh bitch, oh bitch, thou shall be burried soon
    [RoTD] garden_elf: muahaha
    tato enters the lobby
    exp(x): hehe
    [RoTD] garden_elf: James.. she reads HIS mail..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: normally he doesn't.
    [RoTD] garden_elf: unless it's beyond her comprehension..
    james: mail it to him then
    [RoTD]AyToaster: I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
    [RoTD] garden_elf: then she gets him to read it
    Mr. Chris: what a bitch
    james: make it comprehensible
    exp(x): comprehensible anthrax?
    [RoTD]AyToaster: And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
    [RoTD] garden_elf: yep.. I sent Roger a letter with about 100$ in it..
    tato: need mak_gunzlll.wad some1 can send me the file please?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: needless to say he didn't get that
    Mr. Chris: and she takes it, right?
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    exp(x): what a biznatch
    james: it's pretty comprehensable to get a envelope of white powder
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she didn't live with him...
    [*ORB*]MegaZzZeux enters the lobby
    tato moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but she'd go pick up his mail everyday..
    tato enters the lobby
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    james: lol
    [RoTD] garden_elf: as soon as the mail got there, she'd be there
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit enters the lobby
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "Yourmother"
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "http://doom.underwood.ru/5OGNAWD.WAD (Mirrored dwango5)"
    exp(x): you should hire someone to kill her
    [RoTD] garden_elf: MOST the time... he didn't get his mail
    tato creates room "TATO Modem clable coop game"
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: what up
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    EvaUnit01: DM?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: anyone else wanna teach her the "thou shall not screw with elf's brother" commandment?
    C][rono-][unter enters the lobby
    HUMANOID_TYPHOON(BFGC) enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: elf
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: lmfao
    C][rono-][unter moved to room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he treats her like freakin' gold..
    HUMANOID_TYPHOON(BFGC) moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "na"
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    james: you don't have to kill her make her life hell.... send her to the looney bin....heheh
    anthrit enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: if she's feeling not so well.. he'll stay home from college to look after her..
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "Halls of Death"
    Mr. Chris: Talk about a fuckin tool man
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and cook her brekfast..
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: elf why are u talking
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and lunch..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and dinner.
    [RoTD] garden_elf: ARG! I'm ready to lay one on her..
    james: forgot brunch
    Mr. Chris: I'd let the dumb beotch cook her own food
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: treu
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: true
    exp(x): your brother needs to get some cajones
    anthrit moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    Mr. Chris: Send a virus to her box :D
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: aint no niga gona cook some b itch breakfast
    [RoTD] garden_elf: Chris.. he even had to bathe her because she was too lazy to!
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    exp(x): fack!
    exp(x): bitch!
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: when he was in school, she'd call him up somedays and get him to drive her home...
    [RoTD]AyToaster creates room "stupid $#it"
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he lived 30-40 minutes away from her..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: which was alright.. if he wasn't sleeping!
    james: home frum where
    anthrit enters the lobby
    anthrit moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    -=Garrett=- enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: anywhere..
    exp(x): could you please estimate your brother's IQ?
    Mr. Chris: Send him the "SHUT THE FUCK UP" image for her
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp.. he's a honor roll student
    anthrit enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's got a 4.3 or 4.7 gpa
    -=Garrett=- moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    anthrit moved to room "Doom Connector HELP Room (no game here)"
    james: howthe hell did he manage that
    -=Garrett=- enters the lobby
    james: with her?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: by barely sleeping..
    YourMom enters the lobby
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    exp(x): bah, grades have nothing to do with intelligence
    james: oh... i do that anywaze
    -=Garrett=- moved to room "na"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: god.. he use to come to me and get me to type out stuff
    Mr. Chris: lol omg
    YourMom moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm pretty good at typing things out... as long as I can see em
    james: oh i know that exp...kinda opposite how yur sayin
    Mr. Chris: Why is he so afraid to call the relationship quits? I'm sure he can find a better girlfriend
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's really a cute guy, sounds bad.. but it's not like he couldn't find a better girl..
    EvaUnit01 has left the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's had 2 gfs in his life because he's scared to hurt them..
    james: smart.... but low on common sense sound like me?
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: hes a pussy
    [RoTD] garden_elf: when my brother wasn't being an asshole, he'd talk to me about stuff like this.
    Mr. Chris: Even if he is stalked by her, he can file charges
    Mr. Chris: WHY ISN'T HE DOING ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT???????????
    exp(x): he likes the abuse
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: true
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I mean.. he acts like she walks on water
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: id slap the bitch
    james: he "wont" file chargez
    [RoTD] garden_elf: actually.. exp.. he hates it
    exp(x): he's a masochist obviously
    Mr. Chris: he must be a mascochist
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: that or stupid
    anthrit enters the lobby
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he's called me up from up the road on his cell..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: which costs him quite a bit that he couldn't stand being around her anymore..
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: im here to play doom not talk
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: that if he didn't stop, he was gonna blow up at her
    james: reminds me: of a song... Started talkin' **** wouldncha' know, I Reached back like a pimp an' i slapped the hoe.....
    [RoTD]AyToaster enters the lobby
    anthrit enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and 5 minutes after he left the house.. she'd run after him..
    anthrit creates room "time to die"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he ran for 5 freakin' blocks to get rid of her!
    exp(x): he needs to tell the bitch off
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he came back and she had destroyed the dishes...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: destroyed the furniture..
    AsukaSMC enters the lobby
    exp(x): what the fuck is his problem?
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    exp(x): how can he act so helpless?
    AsukaSMC moved to room "Halls of Death"
    james: furniture... my catz do that
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp.. remember when I was in the relationship with david..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and I couldn't leave him?
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because I loved him.. but I hated him at the same time?
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: oh boy
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: oh boy
    JOHN FOREVER enters the lobby
    exp(x): it didn't sound like he was nearly as bad as this chick
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol no, he wasn't..
    JOHN FOREVER moved to room "time to die"
    exp(x): this bitch is straight up satan incarnate
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: dc gets gayer everyday
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but I think he feels obligated to stay with her..
    Zygar enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    james: proof dashit go play doom
    [RoTD] garden_elf: because he doesn't want to hurt her...
    exp(x): fack that
    exp(x): he needs to care about himself
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he actually did break up with her for a little while..
    james: let the adults talk now
    Zygar moved to room "na"
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: I feel like saving this log and posting it on the Doomworld EE forum
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and then she called him up and cried to him
    C][rono-][unter enters the lobby
    exp(x): hehe, chris
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "http://doom.underwood.ru/5OGNAWD.WAD (Mirrored dwango5)"
    Mr. Chris: I wouldn't fall for it
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and then they went to go get their hands CANDLE WAXED
    [OFoD]Doom Rampage is online
    [OFoD]Doom Rampage enters the lobby
    exp(x): pft
    james: it's off fffking topic
    C][rono-][unter moved to room "chrono's room: tlsdm2k4 testing"
    [OFoD]Doom Rampage moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    Mr. Chris: EE = off-topic
    [RoTD] garden_elf: do u have any freakin' idea how much candle waxing hurts?
    james: Eff Eopic?
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "http://www.geocities.com/sirtimberwolf/Index.html"
    james: she wine?
    anthrit enters the lobby
    anthrit moved to room "time to die"
    Foxxy enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: god.. I've gotten it done before... and it stung like a bitch, but I bit my lip and didn't cry..
    anthrit enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: james = everything else
    Foxxy moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [*ORB*]MegaZzZeux moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    james: Im everything and nothing...
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I was talking to him and all of the sudden I hear "ROGER F OFF YOU'RE HURTING ME!" and I'm like "what the hell u doin' to her?
    james: lol
    [RoTD] garden_elf: he goes "well.. she had this great idea of getting our hands candle waxed together."
    Mr. Chris: I'd say toss a small pot of scalding water on her face to uglify her :)

    james: small?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and she broke it the next day cause she got pissed off! costs 50$ to get it done..
    JOHN FOREVER enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and she shattered it into little pieces.
    JOHN FOREVER has left the lobby
    exp(x): she needs to get what she deserves
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the VERY next week "roger... can we go get our hands candle waxed again?"
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit moved to room "«Makaveli»"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and sure enough.. she got it done again
    james: stick a wick in it fill it with wax... lightit up... that's the way to destroy 'er
    james: stick a wick in it fill it with wax... lightit up... that's the way to destroy 'em
    exp(x): your brother has no self esteem
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it's up in his room on his shelf actually..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: actually...my brother knows he's very smart..
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    exp(x): still
    exp(x): he's taking shit
    [RoTD] garden_elf: but... he is insecure yes.
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *dances* I need a piss..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: then I need to go to be
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *bed
    [RoTD] garden_elf: actually.. I need a smoke before bed..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *contemplates*
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    Mr. Chris: Smoking is bad mmk
    exp(x): bah
    exp(x): yeah, chris
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol chris.. I know
    [RoTD]AyToaster: Hijo de la chingada
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I had quit for a little while..
    [RoTD]AyToaster: ay buey
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and then my bf dumped me and I got really upset..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and I was like "AAH! I need a smoke."
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    Doom.destroyer creates room "fucking hard coop plutonia levels!!"
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET> moved to room "( MR.ROCKETS (.*) MEGASPHERE )"
    exp(x): I had quit porn for a while, then I was like "AAH! I need porn"
    james: that's why ur not fat
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm weak.. I know.
    Deeebo enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: james, I'm chubby.
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and don't argue!
    exp(x): you are so not chubby
    exp(x): !
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET> enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: arg.. piss off.. I am so
    james: is that an old picture then?
    exp(x): pft
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: hey
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no... was taken in june
    [RoTD]AyToaster: freepicturepage.com
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I lost weight since then
    [RoTD] garden_elf: about 10 lbs
    james: was that possible
    exp(x): what good does it do to think you're chubby?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: for me to lose weight? haha yes.
    james: ooh good stratagy
    [RoTD] garden_elf: exp.. gets me modivated to lose MORE weight
    exp(x): pft
    exp(x): I don't care about how fat or not fat I am
    [RoTD] garden_elf: cause I am chubby..
    james: i just depress myself till i don feel like eating
    Mr. Chris: You are NOT chubby elf!
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I'm around 26 inches around..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: which is rather chubby.
    Doom.destroyer enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit enters the lobby
    Doom.destroyer: guys
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol james.. today was the first time I ate in a week and some
    exp(x): I say "my body is the way it is, and I won't try to change it"
    Doom.destroyer: want ot play some plutonia levels?
    HUMANOID_TYPHOON(BFGC) enters the lobby
    james bens a measuring tape in a circle... nope
    james bends a measuring tape in a circle... nope
    [~dui~]Makaveli enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: pft... my body's the way it is.. and I will change it
    exp(x): 26 inches is so not chubby!
    [~DUI~]Shadowdevil98 enters the lobby
    [~DUI~]Shadowdevil98: ahahaha
    [~dui~]Makaveli has left the lobby
    [~DUI~]Shadowdevil98: lol
    [~DUI~]Shadowdevil98: i got kicked by myself
    [RoTD] garden_elf: if it's the last thing I do.. it'll be tinier
    [~DUI~]Shadowdevil98 moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    james: hey she wants to make it 22 thats fine
    exp(x): you need to learn to like yourself
    [RoTD] garden_elf: 22 would be nice..
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: maybe even 20... *thinks* is that even possible?
    Doom.destroyer moved to room "Yourmother"
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: probably is.. *sets new goals*
    james: yeah if you do more than not eat enough
    Mr. Chris: hey [RoTD] garden_elf, have you thought of writing about your brother's g/f in a livejournal?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: last thing I wrote was about Ice.
    james: exersize... spicy foods speed up your metabolism....
    [RoTD] garden_elf: and how "happy" we were
    exp(x): yeah, update, elf
    marlin295 enters the lobby
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I should..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: tomorow
    [RoTD] garden_elf: cause I gotta get up in 5.5 hrs
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Fnord. Dwango5 Map01 (1on1). Hosted by GSN"
    exp(x): go to bed!
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    exp(x): now!
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: elf
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: go to bed
    [RoTD] garden_elf: *smiles*
    sLiP2K3 enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: go masterbate
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it's 12:45 I gotta get up by 6:30..
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: while you think of yo daddy proof
    EvaUnit01 enters the lobby
    Mr. Chris: lol proof you perv
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: :)
    sLiP2K3 moved to room "Yourmother"
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: nah.. I'll be thinkin' of toaster.. hehe
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: lol
    Akiri enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: oh boy
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: toaster this week ?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: oh yes.. and Mr.Rocket
    EvaUnit01 moved to room "na"
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: is that her new bf this week
    [RoTD] garden_elf: lol no rocket..
    [RoTD] garden_elf: single
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: im just wondering
    Deeebo: toaster ?? im lost
    [RoTD] garden_elf: planning on staying
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: do i just have to keep lookin on the dc list
    Akiri moved to room "Yourmother"
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: haha
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I don't want NO inernet bfs..
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: good
    anthrit enters the lobby
    exp(x): good job, elf!
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: cause I'm too old for that shit.
    anthrit enters the lobby
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    anthrit enters the lobby
    Deeebo: too old ??
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    Akiri enters the lobby
    Akiri moved to room "na"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: it's childish..
    -=MR.[OFoD]ROCKET>: i learnt her good :P
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: yeah ok elf when did that change when u found out you dated all dc people
    Akiri enters the lobby
    ~[~DUI~]~proofdashit: ?
    anthrit enters the lobby
    james has left the lobby (ping timeout)
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "Rampage's room OORT24.wad"
    anthrit moved to room "na"
    BiggShagz11 enters the lobby
    Akiri moved to room "Yourmother"
    Deeebo moved to room "Yourmother"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: um.. when I dated my 4th guy on dc?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: the last... ya know, Daniel..
    BiggShagz11: Brit anyone???? come follow
    BiggShagz11 moved to room "GSV's OldSkool Server"
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I dumped him because I didn't want a online bf
    Mr. Chris: Hey Elf does Rocket know about your brother's abusive/controlling girlfriend?
    [RoTD] garden_elf: I dunno.. he'll just have to read upwards about it
    exp(x): heh
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she's never.. really hit him of my knowledge..
    anthrit enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: no, I'm lying.. she has..
    anthrit moved to room "Yourmother"
    Akiri enters the lobby
    [RoTD] garden_elf: she split his eyebrow open and gave him a black eye

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    2. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      I can't read IM/IRC conversations unless I'm reading it as it goes, and participating in them.

    3. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      Mr. Chris said:

      Yeah, too controlling in my opinion. That girl needs a good bitchslapping too.

      Actually, I was referring to Ling's reaction.

    4. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Yeah, I'm not going to read that. If I were wanting to read a novel with too much filler text, I'd finish The Portrait of Dorian Gray right now.

  12. That motherfucker Phoebus banned me from NewDoom without giving a reason. No email explaining why, no PM, just a straight out ban. WTF

    I declare boycotting of the NewDoom site from this day on..

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    2. Epyo
    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      I'm still waiting for the e-mail to activate my Newdoom account. I thought I disguised my identity pretty well, but perhaps the fact that I claimed to be from Krasnoiarsk and to enjoy hang-gliding on horseback aroused some suspicions.

    4. Julian

      Julian

      Grazza said:

      I'm still waiting for the e-mail to activate my Newdoom account. I thought I disguised my identity pretty well, but perhaps the fact that I claimed to be from Krasnoiarsk and to enjoy hang-gliding on horseback aroused some suspicions.


      /me spanks.

  13. Well, my desktop computer finally croaked on the 25th after about 8 years of use and periodic component upgrades. Looks like I'll have to save money up for parts to build something new.

    In the meantime, I'll be using my laptop and Steam won't be on 24/7 since it's not needed on all the time during this period.

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. Rayziik

      Rayziik

      AMD is soon to release a new CPU architecture anyways, afaik. If you can hold out that long it might be worth it, who knows at this point though.

    3. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      Speculation is Q1 2017 at this point, maybe Q4 2016 at the earliest.

      I hope for an AMD come back but I don't think it's worth waiting to find out if a new system is needed.

      I made the mistake of waiting on Bulldozer in 2011 when my PC was due for replacement, it failed to match existing hardware which resulted in my putting up with an inadequate system for an extra 4 or 5 months for no reason whatsoever.

    4. Reisal

      Reisal

      Would it be looked down upon asking for donations, considering my monthly income is under $800? (SSI and living in New York/Long Island sucks).

  14. I found a $20 bill on my way back from buying something from Mcdonalds about half an hour ago.

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. stewboy

      stewboy

      Most I've ever found is a $50 note on the ground at uni. You'd think that with all the students passing through the area, it would've been picked up before then, but I guess I'm lucky.

    3. Snakes

      Snakes

      In the past year, my dad's managed to find $250 floating around Sunset Blvd., including one $100, one $50, four $20 and two $10 bills at various moments.

      Dude's got some luck going for him.

    4. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Most I ever got was $1 in front of a vending machine. :/

  15. I wanna change my avatar, I'm sick of Buddy Christ! When will custom avatars be freely available to change for NON-MOD and ADMINS?

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Hey mods, could you start a special thread where we can post images so that you can change them in our titles accordingly kthx :)

    3. Reisal

      Reisal

      That would be nice

    4. SyntherAugustus

      SyntherAugustus

      finally I can get rid of this santa hat....soon

  16. All goofiness side, I got this game on Steam from a friend as a gift and just as I was gonna dive in, I found out I could not change the movement controls to arrows from WASD. I mean, really...not everyone uses WASD as movement!

    I am disappoint, Avalanche Studios.

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    2. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Khorus said:

      What's with the assumption that no WASD = arrows? I use ESDF because I get access to more keys. I find it annoying when there's no way to change weapon key bindings.


      I use ESDF as well. Mostly because you can reach more keys, partly because WASD is so mainstream.

      I can live with WASD. What bugs me more is when a game has an absurdly long list of controls that I have to memorize before I can start playing. I once read an article where someone, as a thought experiment, figured out how a modern shooter (I forget which one) could theoretically be played with a one-button Atari joystick. It is possible to simplify things.

    3. DoomUK

      DoomUK

      Creaphis said:

      I once read an article where someone, as a thought experiment, figured out how a modern shooter (I forget which one) could theoretically be played with a one-button Atari joystick. It is possible to simplify things.

      Got a link? Sounds like a good read.

    4. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      DoomUK said:

      Got a link? Sounds like a good read.


      Sorry, I spent some time looking and couldn't track it down.

  17. Whoever is doing the prank calls has to stop now. It is bordering on harassment (if not harassment now) as it's been going on for about 3 weeks. Someone ordered Domino's online and some poor delivery guy showed up at 10 AM to my residence.

    Somebody who knows my BVV Facebook page apparently did that and the post was 6 hours ago but the contents of the user's post didn't appear hostile but it did address me by first name, which is nowhere on my Youtube FB channel page but on my Steam (which I cleared just now).

    The person is male and always has a heavy accent, according to my mother.

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    2. Grazza

      Grazza

      Coopersville said:

      Pizza places are open in the morning in America?

      Yeah, you can get a wide range of food at any time of day apart from... mid-evening or later.

    3. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      Actually, I should already know this. I got to try Golden Corral a couple of months ago and they had pizza slices during their breakfast buffet.

      No pizza places here are open until at least twelve noon, and you have to deal with fast food restaurants' crappy breakfast menus up until around then too.

    4. Clonehunter
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb6U6WrGGfo

    I am the one in the blue/white shirt.

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. Maes

      Maes

      Mr. Chris said:

      She's married to an intimidating Russian guy whose fursona is a pink bear.


      A furry Zangief?

    3. Xeros612

      Xeros612

      Maes said:

      Make that BBW furry surprise.

      Uhh.... I think that middle B is debatable.

      Also, tried to have a look at it again, this time with sound, but...

      The Almighty Bullshit Overlords of Youtube said:
      This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
      Sorry about that.

    4. Maes

      Maes

      Xeros612 said that The Almighty Bullshit Overlords of Youtube said::
      This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
      Sorry about that....


      Capitalism will eventually collapse because of its internal contradictions.

  19. I demended an explanation on why picklehammer, kinkyfiend and melfice were banned from the forum (Melfice simply stated that the forums were getting boring, and the other two were supporting his claim, then suddenly they went POOF* [banned]. What the fuck, I ask for an explanation niely and I got a snobby reply in both PM and email. Grow the fuck up Mr. Mull, I can't stand people who talk or treat people like that!

    To: [removed]
    Subject: Original email and PM from Phoebus

    Subject: Re: Explain bannage?
    To: Chris Pisarczyk <xxxxxxxx@optonline.net>

    Because they deserved it; it's over and done with and they won't be unbanned.
    Don't bring that back up again.

    --- Chris Pisarczyk <xxxxxxxx@optonline.net> wrote:
    > Can you explain Melfice/picklehammer/kinky's bannage plz?
    >
    >


    the PM to him

    Re: Erm..

    Chris:
    Yeah, you are done.
    And I'm done with your little comments and non-comments. Don't dredge up anything, or question me about any action I take on the forums again, because I'm telling you right now, in case you didn't get it the first time, your next one's going to be your last on these forums.
    No response is necessary, or expected.




    Mr. Chris wrote on July 18th, 2003 08:15 PM:

    I expected a better reply besides "Because they deserved it"


    I'm done


    Here is a parody of the incident a friend did

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    2. toxicfluff

      toxicfluff

      Ahh right. I see. Well, I stick around at newdoom because there is some pretty decent people there, but wmull is a nazi. You basically cannot say anything at all controversial, and especially about newdoom. I mean, someone was starting a mod (was it you Striker?) and I told them to come and post about it here too because there is more people (which is an absolute fact) and I get a warning email from wmull that it was inappropriate. I was only trying to help the guy publicise his project ffs.

      It's just... ultra-sanitised. Over here there's more bitching and mild flames and stuff, but it often results in humour. Over there, it's squeaky clean, with no real action.

    3. kinkyfriend85

      kinkyfriend85

      Yeah legacy sucks with such a ruler

    4. Shaviro

      Shaviro

      Way to bump!

  20. We saw him on Sunday wheelchairbound on Sunday but the following day his condition worsened by Monday. He was seen by most of my immediate family on Tuesday (his 80th birthday) which he was on life support. I got the news this morning that he passed away, which is saddening and which will likely upset my mother, grandmother, uncle and others.

    1935 - 2015

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    2. dg93

      dg93

      My Condolences Chris. I just lost my grandparents a few months ago and life is just not the same without them.

    3. Avoozl

      Avoozl

      Sorry for your loss of a family member.

      I've lost both my grandfathers in the past and now only my grandmothers remain.

    4. HumanBones

      HumanBones

      Very sorry for your loss. My grandmother was diagnosed with lung cancer and given 6 months to live, and she only lasted 4 days. Quick ones are the most painful.

      All my grandparents are gone now but it is good to know they are not in pain anymore.

  21. I have had a Plantronics headset for 5 or more years and the earpieces are starting to feel flimsy so I went over and got this. Holy crap, what a big difference in sound quality!

    What sort of headsets do you guys use, for the ones who use them primarily instead of 2.1/5.1/7.1 speaker setups?

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    2. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Alright, correction: I'd never care about the difference.

    3. SavageCorona

      SavageCorona

      I bought a £1 headset (Which died today :( very sad) and it served me well until the point I accidentally ripped out the wire from the jack and it was as good as any £20+ headset other than it was just a cheap piece of plastic instead of a thick leathery thing.

      It also resulted in this thread because my camera is not a good microphone.

    4. SyntherAugustus

      SyntherAugustus

      I got the ATH-M50 recently. With Razer Surround any gaming sounds quite decent, and it's quite good for the composing I've been doing recently.

  22. This is pretty much what I purchased over the 2014 Steam Winter Sales:

    Dec 29, 2014 $20.39 Purchase
    Wolfenstein: The New Order ROW

    Dec 29, 2014 $3.99 Purchase
    Age of Empires II

    Dec 28, 2014 $13.49 Purchase
    Rising World

    Dec 27, 2014 $9.74 Purchase
    GhostshipAftermath

    Dec 27, 2014 $29.99 Purchase
    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Dec 26, 2014 $47.20 Purchase
    Rome: Total War, Democracy 3, Democracy 3: Social Engineering, Democracy 3: Extremism, Sniper Elite 3

    Dec 21, 2014 $12.49 Purchase
    Grim Dawn

    Dec 21, 2014 $1.96 Purchase
    Borderlands 2: Headhunter 2: Wattle Gobbler, Borderlands 2: Headhunter 4: Wedding Day Massacre

    Dec 19, 2014 $2.49 Purchase
    Blood

    Dec 19, 2014 $1.49 Purchase
    Castle Crashers

    Dec 18, 2014 $5.99 Purchase
    Metal Gear Rising


    GRAND TOTAL: $149.22

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    2. Tristan

      Tristan

      Springy said:

      £0.00.

    3. Clonehunter

      Clonehunter

      I forgot to see if GoG had a winter sale. Damn.

      So:

      Dec 12

      Strife: Veteran Edition - $7.49
      Dino D-Day Last Stand DLC - $3.99

      Dec 22

      Alien vs Predator 2000
      GTA IV Complete
      Poker Night
      Shadow Warrior: Special Edition
      The Walking Dead Season 2 - $19.70

      Dec 24

      Sam and Max Seasons 1-3
      Skullgirls - $15.08

      Dec 25

      Star Wars: KOTOR
      Star Wars: Empire at War
      Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit - $14.17

      TOTAL DAMAGES - $60.43

    4. dg93

      dg93

      Glaice said:

      Dec 29, 2014 $3.99 Purchase
      Age of Empires II


      Heh, I still have an old bootlegged copy of Age of Empires II

  23. Well, I just heard this morning my brother got beat up by his ex-gf/best friend's older brother, who serves in the military. The worst thing of it all, as it was unprovoked! I'm really angry right now at Stephanie's (Thomas's ex-gf and friend) older brother.

    I mean what the fuck, that's so wrong to hurt someone on their birthday, I would have tried to defend him if I were there with him when it happened last night.

    Tom's AIM away message is: "A sucker punch is always the best way to end your birthday. Fuck you CJ."

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    2. Alientank

      Alientank

      I didn't read through clearly, and didn't see he was the ex's older brother. Why would you send your older brother to beat up the new boyfriend? Obviously the ex is a pussy and the older brother is a mindless brainless goon.

    3. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Mr. Chris said:

      What's that german phrase you said mean in english btw?

      Something about always biting back.

    4. Bucket

      Bucket

      The problem is that the brother can get sent to jail for doing that. Anyone in the US with military training is thought of as trained to kill, so beating someone up is legally akin to "assault with a deadly weapon". If the birthday boy is so inclined, he can get a hefty sum... of course, that also means losing a friendship-- but if she's also his ex, I'm pretty sure he's explored all areas of that relationship.

  24. Yea, I found him in a sleeping position on the top end of a couch in the living room. Don't know how but it may have to do with his age or something (11 or 12 years old).

    Rest in peace, one eyed one

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    2. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      :(

      That's not terribly old for a cat. They can live 20 years, sometimes more. Anyway, sadness...

    3. Grazza

      Grazza

      AndrewB's trolly attention-whoring shit deleted from the thread.

    4. Technician

      Technician

      Too bad, we haven't had an epic Andrew thread in a long while. But I guess this isn't the time or the place.

  25. 18556822_1603895542968677_29562139820331

    Possible Tom Hall level?

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Job

      Job

      I'm always, always in favor of seeing new stuff from the old school team, but it's weird. This picture looks dead on for a GIS for "E2M2." Give it a try. I think it might be a hoax or something.

    3. DoctorGenesis

      DoctorGenesis

      @nxGangGirl I knew you were, I'm just generally speaking. A lot of people seem to hate Sandy's maps. Honestly he's better than half of the people who make 10/10 megawads.

    4. Reisal

      Reisal

      AFAIK, it says it did not reference using crates so I am guessing he used the E2M2 to bring up the subject of Doom.

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