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I can't seem to find the floor.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

There you go. Perfectly palletized: Oh wait, you meant like this:

I briefly read that as "YOU'VE PLAYED 666 hours Today".

But do get the expansions for Blood, because those are quite good. I especially liked many of the maps from Cryptic Passage.

And enemies can shoot them and change the textures too. So basically a kind of Q*Bert for Doom.

Umm...what?

A large and complicated map, but it has already been played through (monsters killed, doors opened, items picked up, etc.).