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  1. Ichor

    Most insane reviews you´ve read for film/game/book etc.

    Here's one from the 'etc' section, here's one for the left handed banana slicer: SW3K 5.0 out of 5 stars No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2011 For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story. Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
  2. What did you do with the bowl of petunias?
  3. Ichor

    Doomworld has been compromised.

    Ok, so after all of this, here's the most important question of all: Who's going to make dwforums 4?
  4. I wonder if Cage has any more Heretic and Hexen textures that didn't make it into those wads.
  5. Ettingrinder made some textures for Heretic that have a couple of fire based mosaics in it.
  6. Ichor

    Best movie remakes you seen

    If The Thing didn't exist, I'd probably go with Ben-Hur (no, not that one). The one from 1959 is a remake of the one from 1925 (not a bad movie, but pales in comparison).
  7. You just finished making a map that would make Misri Halek jealous, and inside of a day, someone comes along and cheeses it to the point where it can be finished in all of ten seconds.
  8. Ichor

    Carnage Galore 3, now for GZDoom

    Fixed the rare occurance where the Abomination wouldn't drop the required item when it dies.
  9. Ichor

    Random Image Thread

  10. Ichor

    React To The Profile Pic Above You

    What you feel like when you bang your elbow in the wrong place.
  11. Ichor

    React To The Profile Pic Above You

    Don't you hate it when you bite your tongue?
  12. I just got the jury duty check today. Over $280 for a 4 day trial.