Single Status Update
Because I don't have a computer and I'd really like to have this image:
resized horizontally to 540 pixels for my phone. If you do this for me, you will be the lucky recipient of my referral thing or whatever and it will appear in your profile and you will look cool to all the other kids on the forum. The catch: the image must retain its transparency.
EDIT: Ok, so apparently you can't add referrals after you've registered. I'll have to think of some other reward.
How about a custom title? The next one who resizes that image gets a custom title. There might be something wrong with this plan, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.