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Actually I'm mainly posting this for the Arnold quote, but I went to the doctor today to take a look at a lump on the back of my neck. He took 1 second to diagnose it as an essentially harmless blocked sebacious gland, and a further 20 minutes to cut the thing out. The end (well, until the novocaine wears off).
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The lowest ribs on my left side stick out of my chest by about an inch because of a weird glorpy lump behind them. I just ignore it.
That is the best thing to do with lumps. Especially ones found on the testicles and/or breasts.
Mr. T said:
I had one of those cysts on the back of my neck. I thought I had cancer. Then I had a fight and some dude got me in a chokehold. Then it broke and sprayed white shit all over him. It's gone now.