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Linkrulezall

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  1. I'd like to interrupt the steady stream of news articles being linked in the Everything Else board to ask for some assistance with a conundrum that has been affecting me for a considerable amount of time now. Sometimes I carry loose change around in my pocket, but whenever I exit my car there it is sitting on either the floor or the seat. And that's a best case scenario. Sometimes I may want to buy something from a vending machine or make a call from a payphone because my cell phone is dead, but lo and behold, my change is gone. I can't for the life of me figure out why this is happening, but I have a few hypotheses:
    -Money just doesn't like me
    -I'm being pickpocketed by bums without realizing it
    -God himself is removing the change from my pocket
    -The government and/or college is removing the change from my pocket
    -Coins are just spontaneously melding with the pants
    -I collected 100 coins and they disappeared in exchange for an extra life
    -At some point I keep getting repeatedly mugged by pirates and forgetting it

    If anyone can offer me any assistance, please do. This is one of the few issues in my life right now that I can potentially do something about as soon as I find out what it is. I will personally mail you 2 quarters if you can give me a solution that works.

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    2. Snakes

      Snakes

      There's always your cornhole.

    3. Megalyth

      Megalyth

      I don't want to scare you, but... I think gravity may be the cause.

    4. zap610

      zap610

      Snakes said:

      There's always your cornhole.


      You may want to sit down for this

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