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Status Updates posted by Hyena

  1. (Comment)

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    2. Disorder
    3. Hobo


      I voted the elderly Japanese man, although I would rather have seen Charles Bronson in such a situation with the Japanese man.

    4. Hyena
  2. <Danarchy> you're not funny at all, Hyena

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    2. Bucket


      I don't know you.

    3. Hyena


      Grazza said:

      I'd say "sometimes".

      When you try to create funney, I think you have something like a 65% success rate overall. Perhaps that success rate goes down when you try harder, and try to force funney to appear.

      Well, I usually don't try to force funney . . . except when I'm late for my newstuff reviews and just make up a bunch of weird crap.

    4. Hellbent


      Hyena said:

      Well, I usually don't try to force funney . . . except when I'm late for my newstuff reviews and just make up a bunch of weird crap.

      Can I split the reviews with you sometime?

  3. I'm going away for the weekend. (Grandma's birthday). So I've left those of you who are fans with two new comics.


    And I'll do Assmaster the service of saving him the rigorous effort of typing seven letters.


    1. Espi



    2. Job


      Remarkable indeed. Though I don't believe any of those remarks could be good ones.

    3. Ultraviolet



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    2. Danarchy
    3. pritch


      Jewlian or whoever you are, if you ever enter my inbox with your reported nonsense ever again I'm going to wrap your scrotum around your throat and strangle you with it.


    4. Gokuma


      Really nice ones here.

  4. With the help of Dn, and some contributions from Lament and Danarchy, I have added more words to my randomvg script. Here are some of today's generations:

    Hentai Garbage Truck
    Batshit Dragon
    Sim RPG 5
    Revengers Yiff: Nobody Is Toxic
    Neighbourhood Tycoon
    Nazi Oil Refinery
    Midget Eye-Gouging 5
    Virtua Troopers: Useless Lotus
    Nazi Landscaping X2
    Retarded Genital Fencing
    Genital Eating 2000
    All-Star Eye-Gouging 2001
    Low-Budget Outdoor Volleyball 20XX
    Starfox: Hardcore Dimension
    Sonic Turd Orgy
    Outdoor Shopping Carts part III
    Pornographic Trampolining
    Sim Shooter Part Deux
    Nazi Jet-Powered Spewing
    Freeattack: Everybody Dies
    Midget Flying '99
    Mongol Basketball
    Drunk Professional Trampolining 2001
    Killer Revengers Rape: Celebrity Edition
    Jet-Powered Bullbuggering 20X6
    Desert-General: Outside America, Everybody Lives a Care-Free Life

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    2. JacKThERiPPeR
    3. JacKThERiPPeR
    4. JacKThERiPPeR


      sargebaldy said:


      Uhhh... I've seen a caco with a huge dick and some impse there...

  5. Bah

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    2. Ichor


      It's Blogs. What did you expect?

    3. rf`


      Ichor said:

      It's Blogs. What did you expect?

      ?tcepxe uoy did tahW .sgolB s'tI


    4. lupinx_resurrected
  6. After Danarchy made his band name generator, I went into mIRC and struggled with its irritating scripting system and created a Video Game Title Generator!

    Here are a few of the results:

    Revengers of Steel 2
    Freedom Fighter: Everybody Lives Forever
    Blades of Vengeance : Earth Dimension
    Peacewolf: Nobody Lives Forever
    Super Outdoor Lacrosse X3
    Seabringer: Beyond the Frozen Dimension
    Unreal Fighter: Everybody Has Guns
    Super Virtua of Vengeance: Dark Power
    WarGeneral: Journey to the Ice Throne
    Starfighter: Sapphire Advance

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    2. Quast


      That sounds like a led zepplin song...heh battle of evermore or something

    3. Danarchy


      randomizer slag:
      Unreal Fighter: Everybody Has Guns
      Mario Outdoor Lacrosse

      Sadly, I see both of thse being made.

      And its time for me to slip in some more industrial bands of the future, comeing to Metropolis soon!

      Neural Leather 23
      Throbbing Pitchmacher
      Mission 16Love
      Apoptygma Fuckgun
      Cabaret Geninet
      Der Mindstorm
      Kleine Xykan
      Psychic Inters
      Front Line Zero-Machine
      Count Funkergeddon
      Revolting Audiomorte
      Collapsing Funkerform
      Utopian Machinestasis
      Sister Cyberspace
      Cyber Vogt
      The Pigslave
      Psychic Cybersect
      Das Funkerfork
      Die Neuromatik
      Great Neufork
      Cabaret Nett
      Utopian Infonet

      I can't stop...

    4. Hyena


      Danarchy said:

      Count Funkergeddon


  7. 9

    What? Are you surprised?

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    2. rf`


      AndrewB said:

      Which one?


    3. AndrewB


      You couldn't have been referring to me, as I didn't exist anywhere in the context of the conversion. Since you could only have been referring to ravage's, which one was it?

    4. Disorder


      Oh shit, math. My brain cannot comprehend all this.

  8. Long rant ahead:

    I'm a very creative person. When I'm bored, I make something. When I see something I like, I start coming up with my own ideas for something I want to do. There's an infinite number of outlets, be it mapping, writing stories, making music, drawing, etc.
    Over time I've developed a really broad taste in things. Occasionally I like to try to make things mysterious, scary, intriguing, and just about anything.

    But being someone who draws inspiration from everything I enjoy, it's becoming more and more difficult to enjoy things, because everyone's being a critic.
    No matter how great anything will ever be that anyone will ever make, there will always be someone who thinks they know everthing who will tell you that it's terrible.
    Some won't give any reasons beyond that they think whoever made it (who put lots of time, effort, and usually money just to try to share something with everyone) should be shot. Others will break down into tiny flimsy details that makes me wonder why someone would put so much effort into disliking something, especially something I found so brilliant.

    And of course, whenever I create anything, I get much of the same. People are so quick to dislike anything, it's almost automatic now.
    "Yeah, I'll take a look at it. It'll probably suck. (quick peek) Yes, it sucks. Don't try making anything again."

    People have different tastes and I try to respect that. But I can never be happy with anything because no matter where I go with whatever tastes anyone has there will always be at least one person frowning at me the whole time.

    I came to the conclusion lately, that tastes will be tastes, but one thing everyone has in common is a sense of humour.
    So of course, I persue that. No one likes laughing more than me. My internet nick should be evidence of that.
    There still really is a huge number of different types of humour, everyone. It's incredibly diverse. There's contradiction, exaggeration, sarcasm, plays on words, parody, some jokes are heavy on the element of surprise, others simply on the unexpected, some are just simple 1-dimensional jokes, others are incredibly complex.

    Having devoted a lot of time now to a very big doom project all revolving around humour, I'm now getting exactly the same responses and the damned thing isn't even released yet.
    Everyone's throwing in their two cents about how it's unoriginal, a waste of time, how I shouldn't even bother trying to tell them that it's not going to suck, all of which based on their very narrow perception of what the project really is supposed to be.

    I tried adding another paragraph to this, but my mind's all over the place and I can't exactly put into words exactly what the big basic is behind why I feel so depressed over something that most of you will consider trivial.

    I think it just revolves around one basic question; Why bother doing anything?

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    2. Grazza


      GooberMan said:

      Their claims of unoriginality are false. If Mock 2 is the project in question, didn't you introduce the whole idea of Mockery in the first place?

      I'm not sure how closely linked the Mock and Mock2 teams are, but in any case THISSUXX.WAD (1996) was a far earlier deliberately-bad/attempt-at-humour pwad.

    3. Mancubus II

      Mancubus II


      With that said, I understand how you feel Hyena, and screw those that say otherwise.

      /me goes to read Acomic

    4. Mancubus II

      Mancubus II

      omg still no july acomic!


      Come back to #youfailit ^_^