Hyena

With the help of Dn, and some contributions from Lament and Danarchy, I have added more words to my randomvg script. Here are some of today's generations:

Hentai Garbage Truck
Batshit Dragon
Sim RPG 5
Revengers Yiff: Nobody Is Toxic
Neighbourhood Tycoon
Nazi Oil Refinery
Midget Eye-Gouging 5
Virtua Troopers: Useless Lotus
Nazi Landscaping X2
Retarded Genital Fencing
Genital Eating 2000
All-Star Eye-Gouging 2001
Low-Budget Outdoor Volleyball 20XX
Starfox: Hardcore Dimension
Sonic Turd Orgy
Outdoor Shopping Carts part III
Pornographic Trampolining
Sim Shooter Part Deux
Nazi Jet-Powered Spewing
Freeattack: Everybody Dies
Midget Flying '99
Mongol Basketball
Drunk Professional Trampolining 2001
Killer Revengers Rape: Celebrity Edition
Jet-Powered Bullbuggering 20X6
Desert-General: Outside America, Everybody Lives a Care-Free Life

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<Danarchy> you're not funny at all, Hyena

Bah

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After Danarchy made his band name generator, I went into mIRC and struggled with its irritating scripting system and created a Video Game Title Generator!

Here are a few of the results:

Revengers of Steel 2
Freedom Fighter: Everybody Lives Forever
Blades of Vengeance : Earth Dimension
Peacewolf: Nobody Lives Forever
Super Outdoor Lacrosse X3
Seabringer: Beyond the Frozen Dimension
Unreal Fighter: Everybody Has Guns
Super Virtua of Vengeance: Dark Power
WarGeneral: Journey to the Ice Throne
Starfighter: Sapphire Advance

Long rant ahead:

I'm a very creative person. When I'm bored, I make something. When I see something I like, I start coming up with my own ideas for something I want to do. There's an infinite number of outlets, be it mapping, writing stories, making music, drawing, etc.
Over time I've developed a really broad taste in things. Occasionally I like to try to make things mysterious, scary, intriguing, and just about anything.

But being someone who draws inspiration from everything I enjoy, it's becoming more and more difficult to enjoy things, because everyone's being a critic.
No matter how great anything will ever be that anyone will ever make, there will always be someone who thinks they know everthing who will tell you that it's terrible.
Some won't give any reasons beyond that they think whoever made it (who put lots of time, effort, and usually money just to try to share something with everyone) should be shot. Others will break down into tiny flimsy details that makes me wonder why someone would put so much effort into disliking something, especially something I found so brilliant.

And of course, whenever I create anything, I get much of the same. People are so quick to dislike anything, it's almost automatic now.
"Yeah, I'll take a look at it. It'll probably suck. (quick peek) Yes, it sucks. Don't try making anything again."

People have different tastes and I try to respect that. But I can never be happy with anything because no matter where I go with whatever tastes anyone has there will always be at least one person frowning at me the whole time.

I came to the conclusion lately, that tastes will be tastes, but one thing everyone has in common is a sense of humour.
So of course, I persue that. No one likes laughing more than me. My internet nick should be evidence of that.
There still really is a huge number of different types of humour, everyone. It's incredibly diverse. There's contradiction, exaggeration, sarcasm, plays on words, parody, some jokes are heavy on the element of surprise, others simply on the unexpected, some are just simple 1-dimensional jokes, others are incredibly complex.

Having devoted a lot of time now to a very big doom project all revolving around humour, I'm now getting exactly the same responses and the damned thing isn't even released yet.
Everyone's throwing in their two cents about how it's unoriginal, a waste of time, how I shouldn't even bother trying to tell them that it's not going to suck, all of which based on their very narrow perception of what the project really is supposed to be.

I tried adding another paragraph to this, but my mind's all over the place and I can't exactly put into words exactly what the big basic is behind why I feel so depressed over something that most of you will consider trivial.

I think it just revolves around one basic question; Why bother doing anything?

I'm going away for the weekend. (Grandma's birthday). So I've left those of you who are fans with two new comics.

http://hyena.kiwibonga.com/acomic/

And I'll do Assmaster the service of saving him the rigorous effort of typing seven letters.

"Unfunny."