Single Status Update
Seriously, I do everything better buzzed. Got back to my friend's apartment this evening. Couldn't get the key to open the door. Spent over an hour jiggling futilely. Jiggle gently.. jiggle vigorously, jiggle up... jiggle down.. eventually I got bored with the routine. Was hungry so decided I'd go to the nearby bar and grill and have me a burger, fries and some Guinness. Left the bar with a little buzz, ran up the hill, and within about two minutes of jiggling (versus 80minutes) voila, was just able to turn that sucker.
No fishing required.