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  1. dancing with each other... wanting hot guys to dance up on them. that's good times. but ... I choked... cause ... i was sober.. gay as shit.

    better pluck next time.

    fucking ridiculous.

    hot girls, tho. so at least there's that.

    I actually didn't completely choke. I went to dance up on the blonde one (some niceness right there) and she went to the floor and I was like ... fuck that.. and so I just kind of spotted her... or something.
    this is a photo from the interwebs, not from tonight.

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    2. Maes

      Maes

      DuckReconMajor said:

      DoomUK's hardware store lady?Aah, that's the "pour a cup of warm urine down my back" signal.

      Maes said:

      And you know that because...?

    3. DoomUK

      DoomUK

      Hardware store lady might not have taken kindly to having urine or faeces poured down her back.

      But then, maybe that is what she wanted me to do but I missed some subtle body language that served as an invitation to do so. Women are complicated souls.

    4. purist

      purist

      Alas, it is better to pour the warm urine than to harbour regrets.

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