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  1. Man, I wish I had brought my camera....
    I mean, this thing was large. Certainly right up there with the largest. Maybe not quite the girth of the greatest, but healthy enough; but it was the length that was so impressive. Fully lodged it was, and yet still breaking above the surface of the water. That's something to write about: a birth of great magnificence. I stood over the monstrosity in awe, reflecting on whether I should go hurry and get my camera, but ultimately deciding against leaving the ghastly malfeasance unguarded even for a moment. One tidal tug would not be sufficient to rid the world of the living of such vile villainy.

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    2. Maes


      You should eat more fiber, man.

    3. dew


      sounds like a memorable sperm whale encounter. which bathroom was this?

    4. Joshy


      Hellbent said:

      Not anymore.

      You'll be in no time! ;)