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  1. The bathroom I use is connected to my bedroom and my housemate for some infuriating reason has been assigned to my bathroom and I hear his stream loud and clear every time he goes. :(

    I take care of a guy with Fragile X syndrome (basically a very low functioning person with bad autism). I live in his house with others taking care of him and a family who are in charge of his well being and manage us employees. The job pays minimum wage but the perks are living in a nice neighborhood for $140/mo with all utilities and heat included (the house is valued at 3.2 million dollars). The annoying thing is I am working over 40 hours a week, so I am not maximizing the situation (which would be to work 18 hours a week and get another decent paying job). I tried to encourage the new guy to use the other bathroom down the hall, but for some reason I just heard him go again. :( I will have to talk to him again.

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    2. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      I guess I'll draft various emails I could send to the housemate. I'll let you guys pick the best one, or maybe you may want to offer your own version. :)

      Exhibit A:

      Dear Jens,
      It is very nice having you join the care team for Leonard. You seem like you have a natural knack for interacting with special needs people, and I've enjoyed playing games with you in the evenings. I hope you find the bathroom we are sharing to your liking. I've noticed that sometimes the underside of the toilet seat falls victim to, shall we say, unwanted spray. Anytime my aim proves poor, I always follow up with necessary measures to be sure I leave no evidence of my offense. I trust you do the same.
      Sincerely,
      Hellbent

      Exhibit B:

      Dear Jens,
      Please clean the underside of the toilet seat of our shared bathroom after each use.
      Thanks,
      Hellbent

      Exhibit C:

      Dear Jens,
      It is very nice having you join the care team for Leonard. You seem like you have a natural knack for interacting with special needs people, and I've enjoyed playing games with you in the evenings. Have you noticed some urine stains on the underside of the toilet seat in our bathroom? I'm not sure how they are getting there.

      Hellbent

      Exhibit D:

      Dear Jens,
      I have spent the last month or so puzzling over how the underside of the toilet seat in our bathroom is always so unclean. Have you noticed this as well?

      Hellbent

      Exhibit E:

      Dear Jens,
      It is very nice having you join the care team for Leonard. You seem like you have a natural knack for interacting with special needs people, and I've enjoyed playing games with you in the evenings. I am writing in regards to an issue in our bathroom. I've noticed that there have been some unsightly stains on the underside of the toilet seat lid. Have you noticed this as well?
      Best,
      Hellbent

      Exhibit F:

      Dear Jens,
      It's nice having you be part of the Leonard care pattern. You seem like you have a natural knack for interacting with neuro-atypical people. I am writing in regards to a sensitive issue with our shared bathroom. I've noticed that there are stains on the underside of the toilet lid. Have you noticed this as well? I'm not sure how they are getting there.
      Best,
      Hellbent

    3. glenzinho

      glenzinho

      What's wrong with just telling him he's a dirty chat who needs to clean up after himself or else learn to aim properly? You're seriously overthinking this.

    4. darknation

      darknation

      in ur base pissin on ur d00ds

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