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  1. You may want to make it too!!

    1. 3 large eggs
    2. lots of olive oil and a little medium to finely chopped parsley
    3. fair amount of medium to finely chopped garlic.
    4. copious amounts of raw spinach
    5. copious amounts of feta cheese
    6. (optional) left over cooked kale
    7. 3-4 semi-finely chopped concord grapes (this is key! The spinach, feta and grapes make a very happy party)
    8. one dash of paprika
    9. couple shakes of curry powder
    10. salt and pepper
    11. dash of water
    12. dash of soy milk

    Combine all the ingredients with the eggs until they're evenly mixed, EXCEPT the garlic, olive oil and parsley. Put frying pan on medium heat. Pour in the olive oil and parsley. Throw in the chopped garlic. Cook until lightly brown. Pour the omelet into the frying pan. Flip halfway through and turn off heat 10-15 seconds later. Let cook another 15-20 seconds. Serve!!! Shit is off the hizzle.

    I call it Huevos Off The Hizzle (umm... no I don't.)

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    2. Revenant


      DuckReconMajor said:

      What do I eat to leave this over from?

      Middle school science fair botany projects.

    3. sgtcrispy


      DuckReconMajor said:

      What do I eat to leave this over from?

      The salad bar. When you clean it up from the sides since it has been used as a decoration.

    4. Grazza


      myk said:

      The all-mighty broccoli is not amused