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I was afraid of that :l

It's fine. Surely we can find other things to talk about! I don't know you very well, but no one who sends birds to attack me at all hours of the day and night, ceaselessly chirping and pecking away, flapping noisily outside my windows, never allowing me a moment's rest from all the horrible squawking, could possibly be a bad person. Let's be friends!

Just dropping in to share an avian tidbit: I like ducks. No, really. My partner thinks I'm adorable when I'm watching them. It's not my fault if they're not really built to walk on land making them cute as hell when they try.