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  1. Hey dudes,



    I know some people here enjoyed my stuff in the past, so you should know that today I released my first album with some of my 8-bit music. Please give it a listen and if you like it, think about maybe buying a copy! Thanks

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    2. Springy

      Springy

      Congratulations sunshine. I'll buy (if the Queen's money is accepted) when I can. Seeing as you did amazing work on the UB 2 soundtrack (I think one of the UDM's also had sone custom music you did that I was fond of, may have been another project though). I'll give it a listen later.

    3. Ralphis
    4. darknation

      darknation

      congrats mang. Will have to wait till payday before I can legitimately listen to it however.

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    2. Khorus

      Khorus

      LIER, that looks like Louis CK to me.

    3. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Louis CK ripped me off, he's a stupid bitch

    4. Khorus

      Khorus

      Ralphis said:

      Louis CK ripped me off, he's a stupid bitch


      hahaha <3

  2. So I've just gotten into the kick of making my own smoothies at home and I am totally in love with them. I'm no health nut, but they fill you up with small portions so that is really cool. Also, they're really simple to make of course. My favorite experiment so far is a banana peanut butter smoothie:

    *1 chopped up banana (I think I will start freezing the chopped up pieces to make the drink even cooler)
    *2-3 tablespoons of creamy peanut butter
    *about 1/4 cup of milk
    *6 ice cubes to beef it up some

    This thing tasted absolutely bangin'. I had the idea of using nutella instead of peanut butter for a future try. What smoothies or other cool homemade light snacks do you guys enjoy?

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    2. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Catoptromancy said:

      Fruit is the only way to go or fruit substance that is not very processed. Fruit substance varies but the most processed ive used is apple sauce. I almost only use stuff that is about to go bad or getting old.

      I just toss in whole fruits, fruit cups, berries, a little juice of any kind to make it smoother and ice. Never made a bad one.


      This is pretty much what I do. The idea of following a recipe to make a smoothie amuses me, because it's not like you can screw it up.

    3. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      Creaphis said:

      This is pretty much what I do. The idea of following a recipe to make a smoothie amuses me, because it's not like you can screw it up.

      I didn't know I was supposed to core the apples first, wtf!

      @Ralhpis: why can't you mix nutella and peanut butter together in your banana smoothie?

    4. printz

      printz

      exp(x) said:

      That doesn't make it any more safe.

      EDIT: Here's some fun reading: http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/barfblog/tag/raw-milk

      Right, even that has to be boiled first.

  3. Hey! I have been uploading some 8-bit NES style covers of top 40 pop songs to youtube for a bit. Check it out, let me know what you think, throw out a request, and/or give me some thumbs up if you like them! If you don't like them, then kiss my ass kid











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    2. Ralphis
    3. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      I really like the Hotel California remix.

    4. Lizardcommando

      Lizardcommando

      These are pretty damn good 8-bit covers. I'm pleasantly surprised with Lady Gaga's "Judas" cover and that LMFAO cover. Now if you could make that "Call Me Maybe" song sound awesome in 8-bit, well, hats off to you.

  4. From last year to today. Enjoy (or don't)!









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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      I don't really like chiptunes much, but these are pretty good. I only know the original songs of the first and last ones, though.

    3. 40oz

      40oz

      DuckReconMajor said:

      I'd turn the game off if the last one came on though. I hate that song so much.


      For some reason to everyone I work with it's their song and get all pumped up or whatever. At the last party I went to I put that song on repeat the entire night until everyone was completely sick of it so I could kill it and never have to listen to it again.

    4. sgtcrispy

      sgtcrispy

      Mmmm funky! :)

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    2. printz

      printz

      Technician said:

      Goddamn, it's that darknation guy's doing.

      Actually, I think Ralphis, the thread starter, hacked it.

    3. Creaphis

      Creaphis

      Ralphis hacked Doomworld!!!1

    4. darknation

      darknation

      Technician said:

      Goddamn, it's that darknation guy's doing.


      I practice cunnilingus on my refresh button; we at team action are comminted to bringing the ladies more ACTION than they can possibly handle.

  5. Hey party people,

    So one of my great friends just recently got engaged and they're in the running for a free honeymoon. They need more votes in their favor though, so if you have a facebook account please go to this site and vote for them using your account!

    http://libertytravel.strutta.com/entry/102120

    Thanks in advance!

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    2. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Thanks buddy, I appreciate it!

    3. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      I also voted. :)

      That wasn't so bad....

    4. Ralphis
  6. "Last Bastion". Is this a good name?

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    2. zap610

      zap610

      Quasar said:

      Something Green and Pissed?


      Tom Cruise?

    3. Mr. Freeze

      Mr. Freeze

      Cybershock?
      The Omega Machine?
      Hell's Revelation?
      Lawless?
      Final Frontiers?

    4. exp(x)

      exp(x)

      Call it Skullfuck.

  7. If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

    Seriously, everything's good. Been together almost two years

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    2. Mr. T

      Mr. T

      Super Jamie said:

      Ironic post of the year. On a forum full of virgin shut-ins, he's probably one of the few people around here who actually does get girls.


      CITATION NEEDED

    3. bytor

      bytor

      Super Jamie said:

      On a forum full of virgin shut-ins,

      I wanna be a virgin shut-in.

      Are we allowed to call 'do-overs'?

      So many things I would do differently.

    4. GreyGhost

      GreyGhost

      Mr. T said:

      CITATION NEEDED

      Ask Craigs, he's getting Kyka's cast-offs. Then again - don't ask Craigs, since it's meant to be a secret.



  8. In other news, I'm pregnant!

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    2. Maes

      Maes

      sargebaldy said:

      Everyone knows the moderators here are fascists.


      Yes, but only those who have been to Losers and back know that they're actually comunist fascists, which is much, much worse.

    3. lupinx_resurrected

      lupinx_resurrected

      Ralphis said:

      lupinx that's baller, hook me up with a link to that


      Heh.

      I seemed to be a hardcore sympathizer at the time too.

    4. Use

      Use

      lupinx_resurrected said:

      Speaking of Ralphis predictions, this reminds me of an old post pulled up from shadowrunner's going away party:



      Guess another can be added and marked off now.



      Haha skunkboy kyle, I hated that retard.



  9. Jan 1, 1988

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    2. Darkman 4

      Darkman 4

      omg i remember when you were like 18 or so. ;_;

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Darkman 4 said:

      omg i remember when you were like 18 or so. ;_;

      omg I remember when he didn't even have pubes.

    4. Philnemba

      Philnemba

      lol Ralphis is a day older than me.

  10. How bout them Yankees?

    Phillies in 5

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    2. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Words can never express what you mean to me.

    3. exp(x)

      exp(x)

      Calling it the World Series is US-centric. You're only kidding yourself if you try to rationalize it.

    4. Snakes

      Snakes

      You do know they named it the World Series back in 1903, right? You know, back when about 90% of baseball was played in the U.S/Canada. Sure, it expanded to other countries, but back when it started it basically was the highest level of competitive baseball in the world. So, perhaps these days it is US-centric, but after 106 years, I think a name change would just be stupid.

  11. So here's the deal playboy,

    You think you have what it takes to stand up to Unidoom in a game of Quake Live? Well I doubt it. We know you couldn't cut it in a game of Doom against us, so we're going to do you a favor and give you a shot in a fresh game. Here's the low down.

    I have 10 Quake Live invites to pass out to whomever. If you want it, it's practically yours! There are a few things though:

    1) If you accept the invite you better use it and you better at least play a few games with the masters of the universe, Unidoom.

    2) Don't be lame.

    With that said, if you want an invite let me know your email address and you are in the house.

    -Your friendly neighborhood Ralphis

    UD ON TOP

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    2. Jonathan

      Jonathan

      I just got my ass kicked by Crash... :(

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Ah, what the Hell...

      dan dot woodward at yahoo dot com

      I fear teh spambots.

    4. zap610

      zap610

      Somehow I got 10 invites so if anybody wants one feel free to PM me.

  12. So, did we all just get banned or what

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    2. Bloodshedder

      Bloodshedder

      No, they just accidentally k-lined everyone on the network. Again.

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Epic lulz. How does one "accidentally" go about doing that?

    4. myk

      myk

      Back to EFnet, you traitors!

  13. Has anybody seen Hissy?

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    2. Gokuma

      Gokuma

      Bucket said:

      THERE IS NO OIL IN PENNSYLVANIA.
      Also, all of us own guns.


      I have a rubberband gun. It's a six shooter but you can actually load 7 bands on it!

    3. Doom Marine

      Doom Marine

      Wait... what if the executed prisoner in that second footage wasn't Hissy?

      Notice at the 30-second mark, there appears to be a sleight of hand in trading Hissy with some pre-mauled caco corpse, in which case, this may be a staged death and a ploy of the terrorists to hog her permanently.

      With tact, there's still hope yet for Hissy's rescue!

    4. scorpion

      scorpion

      Dunno, looked like pretty authentic stuffed fluff guts to me...

  14. Ralph Vickers got mad, and the Orlando Magic got even.

    Trailing by 10 points at halftime and facing an unlikely 3-1 deficit, the Magic came out of the locker room with a postseason purpose and ambushed the Utah Jazz with a huge third quarter. After grabbing the lead, they never looked back en route to a 55-49 victory that evened their first-round series at two games each.

    As they have been for long stretches of this series, the Magic were flat in the first half, trailing by as many as 14 points. A frustrated Vickers picked up a technical foul just before halftime, which ended with the Jazz holding a 19-29 lead.

    William Koch scored 32 points and John Stockton added 17 for the Jazz, who return to Orlando for Game 5 on Tuesday at 7 p.m. ET on MAME TV.



    No but really, who's interested in joining an NBA Jam league and falling to Ralph Vickers and the Orlando Magic?

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Mutant League Football sucks. Real mutants using exploding footballs is better.

    3. Kid Airbag

      Kid Airbag

      Doom sucks, real invasions of hellspawn are way better.

    4. Bucket

      Bucket

      Doomworld blogs suck, talking to real idiots is better.

  15. I'm at college now?

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    2. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      I'll drink to that-- Except I've got nothing to drink, so I'll just eat this banana flavoured popsicle I have.

    3. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      Coopersville said:

      I'll drink to that-- Except I've got nothing to drink, so I'll just eat this banana flavoured popsicle I have.

      Apple Orange Peach juice box here! :D

    4. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      Awww our little Ralphis has grown up.

  16. Everyone wish happy birthday to Samuel Horwitz, our resident insertwackynamehere! I am currently stalking him

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    2. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      heh wow i was gonna post a birthday thread but Ralphis remembered.. which is kinda creepy.. yeah heh thanks tho

      also can you believe i'm 17 and i've been here since i was 13? its such a weird feeling :P

    3. Use

      Use

      Scuba Steve said:

      Nobody remembered my birthday.


      Or mine. ;(

    4. Lüt

      Lüt

      Mine gets overshadowed by Ling's... it usually goes that I'll think about posting a thread but figure I'll do it in a few days, at which point I'm reminded Ling's a few days after me when he posts on time :P

      Though in the end the reason I don't post is probably because I don't care what anybody thinks, unless they have a spare $20,000 or so they'd care to send in a birthday card.

  17. Thought I'd share this midi remix from Lunar: Silver Star Story with you guys that I am close to finishing. Give me some feedback

    http://ralphis.unidoom.org/wind.mid

    Here's some other cool stuff I found that I made:

    A Chrono Trigger remix feat. Beastie Boys

    http://ralphis.unidoom.org/inter.mp3

    A clip of an old remix I was trying to contribute to on the OCRemix boards. It's a Street Fighter 3 Ryu crunk remix. My vocals are pretty rough since my mic was bad

    http://ralphis.unidoom.org/ryurap.mp3

    A song I made for a "Create your own Castlevania first level music" competition at OLRemix. I won.

    http://ralphis.unidoom.org/castlevania.mp3

    A song I made for a "Create your own Final Fantasy battle music" competition at OLRemix. I won.

    http://ralphis.unidoom.org/Ralphis_-_Four_Swords,_One_Blade.mp3

    1. deathz0r

      deathz0r

      Ralphis said:

      A song I made for a "Create your own Castlevania first level music" competition at OLRemix. I won.

      A song I made for a "Create your own Final Fantasy battle music" competition at OLRemix. I won.

      Well, aren't you a modest fellow?

  18. So, what do you think?







    '97 30th Anniversary Chevy Camaro RS Convertable

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    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      I would like to contribute my anecdotal story about how my Ford station wagon has outlasted any GM product!!!

    3. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Kristian Ronge said:

      Isn't Ford American though (based in Dearborn, Michigan, and all)? Ling made an argument concerning American vs non-American cars.


      He did. But Mustangs which were previously discussed are Fords

    4. Piezo

      Piezo

      Fords make better trucks than they do cars and it is generally the opposite with GM. That is to say that Ford trucks are better for off-road, as well as Toyota. That's about it.
      I drive a GMC and I like the thing even though it is dog ugly because of the botched late '80s-early '90s paint job. I definitely don't take it off-road, though. I did that once on accident and I'll never do that again. :s

  19. It's time for your role call. http://myspace.com/aperfectattendance

    Please, feedback is highly appreciated. Also, if you downloaded Rhyme Management and saved it before, the version online atm is a newer version than previously posted. Thanks!

  20. My band, Perfect Attendance, has released the rough draft of our first song. It can be found on http://myspace.com/aperfectattendance

    Things we already know need to be fixed:
    -Volume level
    -Hearing my breathe
    -Ending

    If you have any comments or criticism please provide it (constructive thx). We think there's a little bit for everybody in our music.

    Thanks ;]

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    2. Kristian Ronge

      Kristian Ronge

      Good name for a band. :-)

    3. Pure Hellspawn

      Pure Hellspawn

      Ralphis said:

      My band, Perfect Attendance, has released the rough draft of our first song. It can be found on http://myspace.com/aperfectattendance

      Things we already know need to be fixed:
      -Volume level
      -Hearing my breathe
      -Ending

      If you have any comments or criticism please provide it (constructive thx). We think there's a little bit for everybody in our music.

      Thanks ;]


      Good Job.

      However, I don't like Hip-Hop music.

    4. Fredrik

      Fredrik

      Ahahah, the guitar solo contains The Noob Lick.

      Otherwise, not too bad.

  21. Delivery from the aussie:

    " Serious post here!

    I woke up this morning and discovered that the following have died at home:

    * Mum's computer (hopefully the HD's are ok because I have 90gb of downloaded stuff on there)
    * Microwave
    * Bathroom power socket

    I presume that the following are also dead, but never checked:

    * Cable modem
    * Sound system in lounge room
    * TV in lounge room
    * Mum's alarm clock

    Fortunately, my alarm clock was alright. I haven't checked my shitbox yet, but since that wasn't left on overnight (it never is), I have a feeling that it's safe."

    1. deathz0r

      deathz0r

      Direct from the aussie:

      "Good news! (somewhat)

      It turns out a fuse had overheated and was shut down, affecting everything that was using it. Fortunately everything is a-ok!"

      So it was a false positive alarm. Looks like I will be doing /newstuff this week, but I better back up as much as possible.

    2. Planky

      Planky

      deathz0r said:

      Looks like I will be doing /newstuff this week


      The only important thing, of course.

  22. Really. I did

    Ralphis - Open the Stables

    The backstory is that on a videogame remixing website someone started a new project. It is for the game R-Type. This is a remix of Stage 4. The guidelines I followed were:

    Rule #1: You have to sing, rap, or shit out your mouth in your song, tis what you gotta do because it has to be done in order to not break the rule that shouldnt be brocken.
    Rule2 #2: The lyrics have to be about taking your favorite animal out on a date and all the events that took place during that date.

    So, it's fun. Here's the lyrics to follow along!

    ---------------------------------

    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables

    Yo ya fine philly
    this might just sound silly
    but I'm into your body girl, cause your legs lookin really
    fine, and they should all be mine
    If you like what I'm sayin please give me a sign
    Yea You know I'll be kind

    Come and check out my bed because I'm into quadpeds
    Without one in my life I'm like the butter without the bread
    I hope you're hearin what I said and it's clickin in your head
    I promise to groom you even when you shed

    Now a horse is a horse of course of course
    but that don't mean that they can't have intercourse
    Ain't into human girls cuz they're all the same
    I wanna get you in my sheets and caress your mane

    Impress you babe, wanna relieve all of your pain
    Some might call you a beast, but I know that you're tame
    You're big and sexy, the best, even without the breast
    I know you can run far but I'll give you a real test

    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables

    I could sit around all day and just watch you trot
    Yea Watchin you jog there is makin me hot
    I can't help it that your body's so damn sleek
    If you're gettin hosed down I can't help but peek

    No feeling in the world like when you flutter those eyes
    Big and Brown displaying a reflection of the blue skies
    And when you're whippin your tail to ward off some of the flies
    I'm hopin that there aren't already other guys

    And those big soft lips so gentle and frail
    Yea Once I'm kissin them my ship has set sail
    I want to have that soft feeling of your long flowing tail
    I'm always waiting for your pictures when I open my mail

    Hey gallop over here and let me check out those chestnuts
    I'm into pretty fine horses not some skank pony sluts
    Lookin at you you're no longer a foal
    Now let's get together and I'll play like a colt

    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
    Where my fine phillies Open the Stables

    1. AirRaid

      AirRaid

      A horse is a Filly not a Philly.

      You fucked Philadelphia.

    2. AndrewB

      AndrewB

      You rhymed foal with colt.

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      AirRaid said:

      A horse is a Filly not a Philly.

      You fucked Philadelphia.

      Their baseball team, to be exact.

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