Ralphis

I had a kid in a program I used to work for who had his genitals pierces. He thought it would be funny to tie a balloon to it one day. Later that day he walked up to me very slowly and said, "Steve, my piercing got pulled out." "It look's fine " I said. "No my OTHER piercing." At this point I cringed and said, "yeah you best go inside and take care of that." He walked inside very slowly and I cringed again.

i don't have a wallet. I HAVE CHECKS! So, if i lose the friggin set of checks, i go to the bank and asked the teller"HAY I LOST MY CHECKS CAN I HAVE MORE?" Then he says "YEAH SURE. THAT'LL BE 25 CENTS OR WHATEVER JUST GOVE ME SOME MONEY" Quite a simple thing. I wanna get credit cards. Then i'll have a faster spending rate.

Yes, you go do that now.