Ralphis

ROFL what in the flying fuck

Anyway, interesting fact. My old girlfriend totally contracted an STD. I was smart to turn sex down.

Anyway, this Wesley Bain guy is some dude who is angry that I'm a better composer than he. So, he follows me around now I guess to try and "hurt my feelings", but it's just funny seeing this. I hope he brings more Classic Ralphis™ to the table!

What STD was it? If it was syphilis, that's curable you know. <_<

Family Guy
At a police auction


Guy: And we have these panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire:Fifty bucks.
Guy:She had 9 STDs.
Quagmire:45 bucks.
Guy: and when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.