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  1. I turned down sex

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    2. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      ROFL what in the flying fuck

      Anyway, interesting fact. My old girlfriend totally contracted an STD. I was smart to turn sex down.

      Anyway, this Wesley Bain guy is some dude who is angry that I'm a better composer than he. So, he follows me around now I guess to try and "hurt my feelings", but it's just funny seeing this. I hope he brings more Classic Ralphis™ to the table!

    3. Piezo

      Piezo

      What STD was it? If it was syphilis, that's curable you know. <_<

    4. DooMer87

      DooMer87

      Family Guy
      At a police auction


      Guy: And we have these panties confiscated from a prostitute.
      Quagmire:Fifty bucks.
      Guy:She had 9 STDs.
      Quagmire:45 bucks.
      Guy: and when we caught her she wet herself
      Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

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