Ralphis

Really. I did

Ralphis - Open the Stables

The backstory is that on a videogame remixing website someone started a new project. It is for the game R-Type. This is a remix of Stage 4. The guidelines I followed were:

Rule #1: You have to sing, rap, or shit out your mouth in your song, tis what you gotta do because it has to be done in order to not break the rule that shouldnt be brocken.
Rule2 #2: The lyrics have to be about taking your favorite animal out on a date and all the events that took place during that date.

So, it's fun. Here's the lyrics to follow along!

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Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
Where my fine phillies Open the Stables

Yo ya fine philly
this might just sound silly
but I'm into your body girl, cause your legs lookin really
fine, and they should all be mine
If you like what I'm sayin please give me a sign
Yea You know I'll be kind

Come and check out my bed because I'm into quadpeds
Without one in my life I'm like the butter without the bread
I hope you're hearin what I said and it's clickin in your head
I promise to groom you even when you shed

Now a horse is a horse of course of course
but that don't mean that they can't have intercourse
Ain't into human girls cuz they're all the same
I wanna get you in my sheets and caress your mane

Impress you babe, wanna relieve all of your pain
Some might call you a beast, but I know that you're tame
You're big and sexy, the best, even without the breast
I know you can run far but I'll give you a real test

Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
Where my fine phillies Open the Stables

I could sit around all day and just watch you trot
Yea Watchin you jog there is makin me hot
I can't help it that your body's so damn sleek
If you're gettin hosed down I can't help but peek

No feeling in the world like when you flutter those eyes
Big and Brown displaying a reflection of the blue skies
And when you're whippin your tail to ward off some of the flies
I'm hopin that there aren't already other guys

And those big soft lips so gentle and frail
Yea Once I'm kissin them my ship has set sail
I want to have that soft feeling of your long flowing tail
I'm always waiting for your pictures when I open my mail

Hey gallop over here and let me check out those chestnuts
I'm into pretty fine horses not some skank pony sluts
Lookin at you you're no longer a foal
Now let's get together and I'll play like a colt

Where my fine phillies Open the Stables Up
Where my fine phillies Open the Stables