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“It’s like the Shawshank Redemption in here, only with a lot more tunneling through shit, and no fucking redemption!”
- Malcolm Tucker
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Oh man I forgot my personal favourite:
"She's as useful as a dismembered torso at a fun run." When I first heard it I laughed so hard I started choking.
Another classic one - Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.
Hah yeah, omnishambles has since been added to the dictionary and even got used in parliament! xD