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Ex Oblivione

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    Formerly Piper Maru

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  1. “It’s like the Shawshank Redemption in here, only with a lot more tunneling through shit, and no fucking redemption!”

     

    - Malcolm Tucker

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    2. Eris Falling

      Eris Falling

      Oh man I forgot my personal favourite:

      "She's as useful as a dismembered torso at a fun run." When I first heard it I laughed so hard I started choking.

    3. Ex Oblivione

      Ex Oblivione

      Another classic one - Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

    4. Eris Falling

      Eris Falling

      Hah yeah, omnishambles has since been added to the dictionary and even got used in parliament! xD

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