Jaxxoon R

My niece wanted to play Doom, and instead of putting on GZDoom I decided to pull a jape and put on SNES Doom instead. After about 6 seconds of drunkenly staggering around E1M1 with a dumbfounded look on her face her knee-jerk response to the port was a blunt "ew." 

I asked her what she thought made the SNES version so bad, but she would just laugh while continuing to make the same perplexed face, at a complete loss for words. She's usually pretty good at picking out the parts of games that she hates, so I thought it was funny that this of all titles would be the one that broke her.