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Found a Quake font on one of those font sites that let you type in your own test phrase.
If ever in this situation, "Jumpy Quakers zap excited fiends with big volts" is the phrase for you.
Other, slightly longer options that I came up with:
"Fiend jump eviscerates Quaker in ugly box with haze"
"Vore and zombie jaws gorily chomp ax-fighting Quaker"
"Quad damage excites foe, zap-hit jerks now very bloody"