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  1. My penis is five inches long.

    Erect.

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    2. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Silverwyvern said:

      Lets trade bodies.. then I'll wait til you have your period, and you can kick me in the nuts... then we'll prolly trade back.

      Heh...that would rule.

      I think ti should be imperitive that everyone knows what if feels like to get kicked in the nuts just so they know why you should never kick someone in the balls under ANY circumstance. Heh. I think I've taken more than my share of nutshots. Funny thing is, all of them were accidental. Someone should follow me with a camera just so they could get rich off of America's Funniest Home Videos.

    3. DOOM Anomaly

      DOOM Anomaly

      My friend Stace threw a shoe at someone once, and it missed them and the heel hit me right in the, "Special Sector". I couldn't help but laugh cause the instant before that happened the lights went out but it made this large *WHAP* sound, when they came back on I was just standing there laughing. It hurt, but it was funny. :D

    4. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Ct_red_pants said:

      long enough.


      4 inches

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