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  1. I dunno where this should be categorized... somewhere between Goatse and Wrong...

    I wouldn't click here if I were you.

    Shoulda been a new monster in Doom 3.


    (In case you couldn't tell, it's the first result returned from that google search query)

    1. kain

      kain

      GOOD GOD I AM A FUCKING IDIOT

      NOTE TO ADMINS: BAN ME

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  2. I made this last week, which was my Spring Break. It parodies bits from two John Woo movies, The Killer and Hardboiled. This time, I made most of the text go slow. There are three Metal Gear Solid characters that are featured in this movie, Sniper Wolf, Meryl Silverburgh, and Otacon. I made this movie primarily to test out the motion tweening feature, even though it's only used for a few of the scenes.

    Click the link below

    http://www.geocities.com/lizardcgallery/artgallery.html

    1. kain

      kain

      i love the shoot up scenes. soo freakin funny. at onepoint i dont know why i would think the girls would walk in there naked and pretend to be strippers and have guns hidden in their hoo has. hint hint hint.

      probobly the trenchcoats. o well. god damn their funny movies. cant get enough of them. one thing though, the volume couls be lowered a tad.

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  3. I made this last week, which was my Spring Break. It parodies bits from two John Woo movies, The Killer and Hardboiled. This time, I made most of the text go slow. There are three Metal Gear Solid characters that are featured in this movie, Sniper Wolf, Meryl Silverburgh, and Otacon. I made this movie primarily to test out the motion tweening feature, even though it's only used for a few of the scenes.

    Click the link below

    http://www.geocities.com/lizardcgallery/artgallery.html

    1. kain

      kain

      dude, your movies are funny as shit. lol. props to you man.

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  4. Ooh, that crazy Ralphis is up to his old shenanigans again!

  5. Ooh, that crazy Ralphis is up to his old shenanigans again!

  6. Heh. I played UT2k4 as usual. Then I stayed up watching a History Channel movie on the Visigoths and packed my bags for the DLI.

    1. kain

      kain

      Tobester said:

      I went outside and discovered trees and grass and sunshine and air.

      You fucks should too.



      shit, why do youy think i dont hardly post here anymore? now that i hacve a car, i make 500 smackers a night just streetracing stupid fucks.

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  7. Just post what you're listening to:
    Biosphere - Bose-Einstein condensation

  8. I'm thinking about getting a game cube, but I'm wondering if there are enough good exclusive game cube games to make it worth the cash.

    The only things that came to mind where Metroid Prime and the Twin Snakes, witch doesn’t really warrant the price by them selves.

    So, I want some recommendations. I’m always found first person shooters and action but don’t really care too much about the genre.

    What I don’t care for however include, any Nintendo game that isn’t Metroid. (that means any Mario game or Zelda game), turn based RPGs, Sport games all sport games (including racing games), and a platform game has to be pretty special to get my attention for long. And of corse, if I can get it on another system, then don’t bother suggesting it.

    So lets hear it!

    1. kain

      kain

      iori said:

      Dont forget Soul Calibur 2, its best on Cube. And you cant miss Ikaruga. Its a top down space shooter that will blow your mind.


      dreamcast.

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  9. I broke some wafer discs before I left for break, and when I get back he's going to kill me.


    :(

    1. kain

      kain

      just throw them bastards away. shit. act like you dont know wtf hes talking about. just acting like you have no clue. he wont fire you.
      if he does, find some more and break the whole load of em.

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  10. I deplore this un-Christian filth! To the depths of Hell with ye!

    1. kain

      kain

      DooMBoy said:

      Last poll option dumbass.


      no. the last option said a gf or a wife. ho falls before this. basically a friend you have sex with allot. is that an option?

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  11. It's a sketch of a dragon...
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6419772/

    The finished version of the previous image...
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6423166/

    1. kain

      kain

      i think it looks cooler withought legs.

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  12. Last night night when I did my "forum and email round" I smelled something.
    It smelled like burnt dust or something.
    I didn't reflect on that and started to check me emails.
    Then suddenly it happened... My monitor bursted into flames.
    A thick and unhealthy pillar of smoke raised up from the inside of the monitor.
    I quickly unplugged everything and grabbed the burning monitor and threw it
    out in the corridor outside my aparment.
    My neighbour came home from a party and wondered what I was doing
    bent over my smoking monitor in the corridor. I had no good answer to that.
    It's kind of scary that my monitor started burning for nothing.
    It was at least 6 years old, so I guess that a lot of dust has gathered inside over the years.
    Lucky for me that I was awake and could handle it.
    What had happened if I was asleep when the monitor caught fire.

    Now I resume "work" with my neighbours old monitir, that he borrowed to me right after the incident.
    It's a whoppin' 14" screen compared to my old bigger 17" screen.
    It's so very old and bad that the letters I write now is blurry.
    I won't even see if I make any typos...

    I wonder if I can open the burnt monitor and blow all the dust away using a compressor or something.
    But it probably would be VERY VERY stuopid to do so.
    An old monitor like that could very well be a small electric bomb waiting for me to poke me finger inside and give me a highvoltage kiss of death.
    I really liked that monitor. But alas... I guess it's lost.

    1. kain

      kain

      good lord yall are stupid. what you do is take a spark plug. smash off all the white porcelin. but not to a dust. ib big chunks. then go to town. randomly toss this at any type of glass you can think of. i swear it will go srtaight through windshields withought making a single sound accept the sound of glass shattering. its weird as shit. do it to a monitor with a slingshot. nice kabooms. also. get some dry ice, and a water bottle, and a bow and arrow. alwase fun.

      or just go to totse.com

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  13. Does anybody have a good long line of titles they have had before? Perhaps there's some interesting story to accompany your old titles or your existing one. All I know is that I can answer yes to both of those questions.

    1. kain

      kain

      i like to listen to post hell's music.

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  14. It's a sketch of a dragon...
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6419772/

    The finished version of the previous image...
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6423166/

    1. kain

      kain

      not to bash, it looks good. but doesnt the leg seem a little too big?

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    1. kain

      kain

      yah me neither. ive been ripping apart my rx7 getting it ready to race in the scca.

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  15. I deplore this un-Christian filth! To the depths of Hell with ye!

    1. kain

      kain

      good lord people.
      wheres the option " i have a hoe "????

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    1. kain

      kain

      you know that toepic.

      man o man i am soo fucked up. i have my wisdome teathe pulled out, and i had rods put into my jaw. its tuesday, and i had it a 8 am on monday morning, and i am still on the medicin they put me on the hospital.

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    1. kain

      kain

      then post it on newbieforces.com

      just scroll donw to picture upload. id doesnt car what size image or anything
      and no bandwidth limit either pretty good.

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    1. kain

      kain

      why the hell should i make more? remember that old tapoic about me? as far as im concerned, yall dont deserve it.

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  16. humpty dumpty sat on a wall, I pushed him and he had a great fall, and when he cracked I laughed the most of them all, it was just like ripping off the head of a doll.

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