baja blast rd.

<3 cheesy pickup lines

Doom pickup line failures:

Girl you must be the thiccest cyberdemon I've ever seen; I could hear you stomping all through this club.

You got the body of an arch-vile and the voice of a cyber.

Wanna get as high as two lost souls fighting?

You look so good; I hope I don't prematurely GAD!

When I fire my missiles I always back it up.

Hitscans are more avoidable than that juicy butt.

What cyberdemon shot those two chest rockets?

If I'm a revenant, my missile is homing right at you.

My blast has more knockback than an arch-vile; wanna see?

I think I could FDA that.

You must be a pain elemental because I see a new lost soul in you every day.

You got a boyfriend? That's okay baby, I'm like a lost soul; I don't count.

And let's get some love for the guys too since it's absent here:

I bet a date between us would be like a match on shoot.wad.

Hey, you wanna hear what it sounds like when Duke3D and Doomguy press walls simultaneously?

I'll take that hot stream of plasma any day...

Better grab the lube, cause I'm gonna rip and tear.

You make me wish I could dual-wield.

Wanna play a game of survival? Winner cleans up.

You remember that gif of the Doomguy club? I know a place like it, wanna go?

I bet you're faster than a speeding lost soul.

Wanna see who can reload their SSG faster?

Look bud, you leave now and you forfeit deez nuts.

Hey, wanna start an FFA?

Wanna see if we can beat David Carradine's record for a death exit? You do me then I'll do you.

I'm mildly sorry for this one:

You must be an imp because here comes my dick.

Oh god, I like the Eternal Doom one so much.

Umm, sure why not... beat it on HMP after several tries. Not going to deny that the revenants made me grr all the time, not enjoying my time as I should have, but the map is pretty good. Also saw a bit of UV, not sure how I would feel with an extra archie at the end but, I'll see. 

I may also record on both skills, later.

bloody good stuff

toronja is HMP, chorizo is UV, these turned out different from previous runs. The additional archvile was indeed, more violent. Excuse my non-professionalism.

twolovelydemos.zip

You can drag+drop them onto the .exe, set up a shortcut/batch file and command line "-playdemo xxxxx" it in, or just double click it and set PrBoom+ as your default program for .lmp files. Lotta times PrBoom+ will pick up on the wad file by itself if it's in the same directory, but if the map doesn't load just include the wad file in your method and you're good.

If PrBoom+ flat out won't play them something is wrong.

Played it on HMP very late at night and had a good time. I like the encounters and the general feeling of going up and down the different levels.

In my max attempts, a couple times the cyberdemon went to sleep in the closet, presumably because the monster he was mad at died.

here are random fdas

noisy_5ms_3_fdas.zip

I just downloaded this, I'll play it later tonight!

Very fun stuff! I liked them a lot! Being able to come up with these ideas and create them in 5 minutes is impressive stuff. I hate to conform, but I agree with others that Map 02 was the best of the bunch.

Italo Doom map 01

Frog 07

RJ_SLAB 01, 02, 06, 10, 14 and probably a few others

RJSpace9f map 01 (can be finished in 10-ish minutes without hard tricks, assuming you don't max, so it counts!)

NG2 10, 11, 12

DV2 Hell's vendetta

There are probably many more maps that in the 10 minutes or less "sphere" that I really like, like some stuff in flotsam, or magnolia map 02.

For small maps, 50mon Map21. I don't know why whenever there's a map where blue sections and red sections merged together, I will find it very attractive (eh... this word sounds wrong) to me.

For other type of maps, I actually like Map19, 20 and 27 a lot in TNT2, especially 20. Hopefully they'll release it soon... I don't precisely understand why. I just found these maps in this set are quite unique and I couldn't find similar ones on top of my head.

@Nine Inch HeelsI read your comment after putting down the comment. This somehow motivated me to play NGMT2 (unless NG doesn't mean that, but you seem to like that set, so I assume it is :P). I did play it on 2016 when I started speedrunning, it was too hard for me. Now it seems it perfectly fits me to play.

I'm a bit late to this, but BTSX E2M09, E2M17, E2M21 and E2M24 are fantastic little maps. They're over in a few minutes and employ interesting concepts, and are cleverly utilized in the project's pacing both as breathers and as serious gameplay switch-ups between bigger, more ambitious odysseys. E2M21 deserves special mention, despite me frequently forgetting to mention it in the past. It's a panic-inducing little number that tosses teleporting cyberdemons into the player's face, along with some other fun Plutonia-esque situations, and it's sandwiched between two of the longer journeys found in the set. What this does for pacing is phenomenal in my eyes, and I firmly believe many other projects should take notes from E2's approach.

Good good, are those free to use? I'm kinda flirting with 'Ruby Princess', might fit well into a lil thingy i'm working on atm.

"Dreamy Stuff Again"

This one has an instrument go out for a second due to too many simultaneous voices. Not sure how to fix that. I'm not even using a lot of sustain pedals, and the ones that I do use stop at that point.

tourniquet said:

Good good, are those free to use? I'm kinda flirting with 'Ruby Princess', might fit well into a lil thingy i'm working on atm.

Yeah, I think I'll tweak a few things in that one too. For some reason the timpanis disappear the second time around, even though I didn't add any volume changes there.

"Firestorm"

It seems like I'm a lot better at composing music when I hardly stop to listen to anything.

wat

Doomkid'sKid! We all knew this day was coming.

Welcome to the wonderful world of DOOM little buddy. I know your dad is going to raise you well. We have been waiting for this moment for a long time now.

Burp and fart, until it is done.

Maybe it's time for Doomkid to change his name to Doomdad.

Or maybe Doomkid should change his name to Doomguy

I wonder what WAD is that... This has a lot of similarities from user reviews for games, like those on Steam or whatever. There are always a few percents of people who like to do this.

This is such a stupid mentality, a wad should have whatever quantity of maps the author wants. It isn't mandatory to have a 9-map episode or a 32-map megawad.

Having a chaingun definitely plays out better, but it was originally a mistake. There were other "good accidents," like placing the trigger for the secret cubby 8 units too low so that you can just walk over it instead of taking the lift. That makes it useful if the player wants to use it before the map is practically over. 

One mistake I noticed that isn't great: the lava is a softlock. :P 

Wait, is this map not vanilla? I didn't look and ran it on cl2 anyway, and it seems that secret doesn't open. I looked at the lava pit and didn't see any teleporter, so I decided not to drop down and get my feet wet (or burned).

Yeah it's Boom (despite all appearances lol). 

What wad are you using for that snazzy invuln effect?

That is nuts.wad itself, surprisingly.

The apex of 24 years of community mod development.

What software do you use, mate? 

It was worth sticking my earbuds in.

I wish my MIDI composing talents came close to this.

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and a later track has two Doomworld alerts in it (lol),

I hope your next track will have only Doomworld alerts in it.

Not sure if the project lead or any of the contributors made a claim to fame that was unjustified. At least I didn't see any such thing when I skimmed over the thread...

Looks more like the usual phenomenon that is people not knowing about something they never cared about until it somehow seemed "new".

I suppose one thing that would help is having "WADs that may or may not have inspired this project" in the OP, but then again, who even reads OPs these days..?

I hope I didn't read you wrong. I think you meant to say MSCP is not an intro level of slaughtermaps in the *difficulty* standpoint, but it's a set of small slaughtermaps varying from easy to hard (Map13 is definitely something for sure)?

If so, I agree with you and I have to say some other sets can be used as intro level from the *difficulty* standpoint instead of size, and totally correct that size isn't really always related to the difficulty.

bothers me that posts like this need to exist.  anyone crying about maps they dislike, for any reason, need to keep their delusional cries to themselves.  don't play shit you don't like, do play shit you do, talk about things you do like, don't mention things you don't. 

unbelievable mountains of self importance.

how does it spit out lost souls..? :P

The pain elemental can just rise in the air...

If only the arms could reach the handlebars, eh?

yes

Oh crap... the Stevepipe joke was sniped.

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Most importantly, a Stovepipe map is never, ever playtested (or ever opened in-game at all) by the author. Bonus points if the editor's 3D Mode is never used, either.

Beware of players getting stuck in untested softlock traps.

Really good, especially the first one is something i could listen to over and over.

The opening of the first MIDI really reminds me of Alice: Madness Returns.

"Amethyst Princess" is wonderfully atmospheric (and the polyrhythms are a great way of maintaining rhythmic interest), though it could use slightly more variation, perhaps in the drum track. One criticism I have is that in the part at 1:27, the tremolo string line has the feel of a bass string line (just whole notes changing per bar), but it stands out as if it were a melody, especially the jump up to the D, and it actually really takes me out of the track. If it's meant as a background line, perhaps you should take it down the octave, or play around with the notes/dynamics until it blends in more; if it's meant as foreground, it needs a bit more variation.

taking your time isn't a problem. I'm mostly glad they'll be accounted for whenever. (because yeah, the series are the hardest ones to screenshot for :D)

rd, were my screenshots for Abstergo okay?

@Horus I hadn't looked yet (as I mentioned in the description I'll have to be slower with single maps) but now that you ask, yeah it's not 4:3 either. I can easily retake those though if I add it 

That means a lot coming from a cat. 

I just imagine this "one of a kind" demon, that's always been rejected and bullied by the others, because it came out of a well.

Wandering about the shores of hell, lonely, with noone to talk to, crying bitter tears because of how alone it felt, the demon of the well eventually found that secret holding the weapon to build its confidence and self esteem.

Now it's not getting bullied anymore, and other demons talk to it as well, though most they say is "Please NO! WAIT..! AAaarr-AARGH!", at least there's some communication.

Always look on the bright side.

Slave'ring horde calls

for blood; Lo, to see them fall

simply hump the walls. 

I'm surprised anyone even looks at mine. So surprised, in fact, that I'm rationalising it as "accidental clicks".

The last time someone visited my profile other than myself was last Wednesday, and that was you rdwpa. I must be partially invisible on this site.

I have mine turned off right now and I can say, sure, I always have a curiosity for who watches my profile, but it is also good to keep a little bit of mystery. And thank God such a feature isn't present on sites like facebook, or else, Ι am sure that false rumours and gossip would spread all around the webs. (I once used my facebook account more than once a year, but I got bored of it quickly)

From the playthrough video of AD's new map? It's from Atmospheric Extinction.

I meant the status face part specifically, and how it's actually really expressive heh

Oh I see heh well you can thank @Dragonfly for that. He made it for me by accident!

Yeah... That's what it used to be like... Truth be told, it happens these days as well at times, mostly when I'm not in the right kind of mood.

This is adorable though. <3

Must've been playing antares039's pbtime, hehe.

This is adorable! I like how at the end the kitten is just like "Okay, whatever... you imps can have me now."

:-)

You can do it!

♫meow♪

Done :) 

I think the triplets would be best confined to a particular part or parts rather than thrown in to round off the end of a 4-measure segment, but other than that I enjoyed this midi! Would be cool for an Eden part 2 :)

do horses make for a stable journey though

aren't they quite bumpy

I don't know buawooga

I'm a sucker for a bit of awooga

I happen to like this one from Mechadon's Box 'O Skies v3:

Might not work for you, but thought I'd mention it.  :)

thanks that's perfect

wow that sky is like perfect for this prompt

tuff map.  I died a bit.  fda:  noisy_cacove.zip

I beat it on HNTR, yay! (fyi for others: there are difficulty settings) noisy_cacove_hntr.zip

I can't be the only person that thinks this map is pretty cyriak right?

Heh; explanation below:

Also I need to resize this gif; the program x3'd its resolution unnecessarily and DW's avatar uploader has me cutting off a piece of either the left or right side to I guess make him a square? Idk I thought he was a square in the first place when I made the homerfish gif out of the default homerfish avatar and I don't remember the tail or donut being cut off before.