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  1. If you ever want to bullshit about metal and share songs, bands that you find, message me.  I dig your taste.

    1. ShoDemo

      ShoDemo

      Ok I will if I do. And thanks!!!

  2. So...instead of making a blog post every time I find something cool, I'll just make updates to this thread.
    -------------------------------------------------

    12/24/2016
    The Walmart bargain bin strikes again. For twelve dollars I got The Outsiders and the original three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    12/26/2016
    Picked up a gamecube today. It came with a connectable LCD Monitor. I only had to pay sixty dollars for it. I am going to pick up Zelda: Windwaker later on today. I'll browse the other gamecube titles while I'm there and see if I find anything worth picking up. I'd love to find Twilight Princess, MGS: Twin Snakes, Luigi's Mansion, Resident Evil, and Soul Calibur 2. I also picked up Kill Bill 1&2, Starship Troopers, and American Psycho.

    12/26/16 update: I also picked up Resident Evil Zero and Splinter Cell.

    12/28/2016
    A friend of mine had Twilight Princess and Luigi's mansion for the gamecube. Twenty bucks got me both of them. I also found a copy of Smash Brothers Melee in an old dresser in my basement, oddly enough.

    1/4/2017
    I found seasons one and two of Ren and Stimpy in a collector's box set for ten dollars. All of the episodes are uncut, including the banned episode "Man's Best Friend".

    1. Tracer

      Tracer

      No offense taken, I can assure you.

    2. geo

      geo

      My Walmart had a TMNT 4 pack. $5 for the first 3 live action movies + the animated movie and it was shortly after the animated movie had come out.

      The first movie still stands after all these years. When I was a kid I remember loving the second movie far more, but watching it as an adult it was pretty bad. The third one... just feels like something I don't want to watch. From sewers to ancient Japan.

      TMNT the animated movie I've only seen it once in theaters and I remember it being awesome. One of my cousins had a bad experience seeing the movie in theaters that telling the story would derail this thread.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      ^Throw the story in some spoiler tags!

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  3. My better half really pulled through.

    I got a couple of kick ass shirts (Slayer and Black Sabbath), The Exorcist novel, Diablo III for PC, Cards Against Humanity, and her parents got me some restaurant gift cards.

    I am pretty stoked about the novel. I saw the film twenty years ago and it horrified me. To this day I can't watch it. So I am excited for the book.

    You get anything cool?

    1. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      Exorcist scared you? Like the 1973 one? I laughed out loud when I watched it.

    2. Voros

      Voros

      IDK, Tracey is around 20 years old ATM. So that means he was less then 10, when he watched it. Or even less than 5.

      I remember watching The Return of the Living Dead when I was, what? 5? 6? 7? Meh, less than 10 for sure. It scared the shit out of me, with Tarman being biggest scare at that time.

      Hopefully, I'll watch The Exorcist someday. I'd pretty happy if I got the book like you, Tracey!

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      ^I'm 26 now. So I was six or seven when my dad tricked me into watching it. "This movie is about a little girl who finds herself in some trouble. Her family tried to help her by taking her to the doctor, but that didn't work. But luckily the family knew a good priest. He ends up being able to help her. It has a happy ending."

      I will let you guys know how the book is. It should be very close to the movie, seeing as it was authored by the same guy that directed it.

      Also...I don't know if it would still scare me or not. I don't remember most of the movie. I really just remember the fear I felt.

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  4. It drives me insane. If you don't know what a word means, don't fucking use it. Or at least look it up before you use it.

    I believe that people sometimes do that just to try and sound more photosynthesis.

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    2. Doomkid

      Doomkid

      Trace, please stop with all the paunchy threads, they're imperative and make you look variegated.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      ^That's the spirit! You're so irrigated and you always post in such an engorged manner. It makes me feel very embroidered.

    4. Tristan

      Tristan

      This thread is pissing dumb. All of you get the cock off of these boards.

      Spoiler:
      And if anyone knows the Fry and Laurie sketch that sentence was inspired by please let me know because I've never been able to find it since I first saw it on TV!

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    2. Sargon of Akkad

      Sargon of Akkad

      TraceOfSpades said:

      Cowblood and semen to be precise.


      You what?

      y tho

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      Sargon of Akkad said:

      You what?

      y tho


      The artwork on that Metallica album is semen and cow blood. I like the way it looks.

    4. Sargon of Akkad

      Sargon of Akkad

      TraceOfSpades said:

      The artwork on that Metallica album is semen and cow blood. I like the way it looks.


      Looks like someone likes cows a bit much... :P

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  5. I found this shirt for five dollars. Good game, Walmart. Good game.

    1. Mattfrie1

      Mattfrie1

      I found a copy of the PS1 version of FIFA Soccer 2005 in the dump bin of the Walmart electronics department almost 10 years after it was first released. The case was beat to hell and they wanted $15 for it, but I bought it anyway just for the hell of it. /coolstorybro

    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      You said my story was cool! And you called me bro! Sweet!

    3. Clonehunter

      Clonehunter

      I found a rather beat and fairly bad looking PS2 game from 2003 for 30 bucks in WalMart's "bargain bin" the other day. I was legitimately impressed.

      I didn't buy it, though.

  6. Thanks to your temporary prohibition of politically charged threads on the site, I learned what the word "moratorium" meant. I had never heard that word used before, so I looked it up. Today at work I had an opportunity to use that word in a conversation and it appeared to make a point I was trying to make sound more convincing to the guy I was engaged in debate with. I assume that because it's a word that isn't considered an "everyday" word to most people, it made me come off as more educated.

    So, tonight I will do a shot for you.

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    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      I asked the question which tore down the curtains that were shielding us from the light of vernacular enlightenment! I helped!

    3. Tristan

      Tristan

      Mithran Denizen said:

      Wow, I've been putting a hard C in linguica for years now. Maybe I should eat more sausage.

      A custom title if ever I saw one.

    4. TimeOfDeath
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  7. Blegh...not a fan of the South. Seeing some extended family is cool though.

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    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      Ender...read the title of the thread. Tennessee.

      MrGlide...that'd be my assumption.

    3. LittleInferno

      LittleInferno

      Sgt Ender said:

      Don't end up fuckin yer cousin boyo.


      Hey- that's Alabama.

    4. Quagsire

      Quagsire

      TraceOfSpades said:

      Ender...read the title of the thread. Tennessee.

      MrGlide...that'd be my assumption.

      Oops. Lmao. Either way, it's still a classic southern stereotype based joke. Slowly becoming less funny with every joke made, but lasting.

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  8. When you're all sitting there and wondering to yourself...how did it come to this? Narcosynthesis...inside four walls my friend they took away your freedom!

    It's okay though man...it's cool. I've filled my cup at a public water fountain before. It wasn't the greatest...but it quenched my thirst adequately enough to get me through the day.

    The sun was high in the sky and the humidity was also high. I was made of sweat and itchy things.

    What would I do without those over there?

    Pfft...you act like you'd even stand a chance at knowing the truth.

    Spiderman, bitches.

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    2. RUSH

      RUSH

      You seem to be suffering from GoatLord Syndrome. How does it feel?

    3. LittleInferno

      LittleInferno

      GoatLord Syndrome happens when you smoke too many marijuana

    4. Tracer

      Tracer

      Csonicgo said:

      Someone edit that with the mouth open and shaking like Trace's avatar.


      I second this. Haha

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  9. I am being 100% honest when I say this.

    Human laziness and dependence on technology has reached the boiling point for me. People don't even want to bother speaking to each other anymore, or even take the time to write a letter to a loved one. Instead, they turn to the emotionless text message or email, all for the sake of ease.

    Humanity has fucked itself with innovation.

    This effort to make life easier has only made us lazier. Not just physically lazier, either. Look at how things like caller ID have turned us all into people who are too lazy to talk to certain people. Thank God we aren't required to have those difficult conversations anymore! Now we can just ignore it, and continue to lose the ability to converse with people we rather wouldn't talk to...making us more socially absent with each ignored call. Or even more modern innovations like Snapchat...limiting the user a ten second period to convey an entire thought. It isn't teaching people to think faster. It's teaching them to think smaller.

    All of the innovations alone are not a problem. They're all just drops in the bucket. But when you take all of the things in life designed to make our lives easier or more convenient, it becomes a pool that we have drowned ourselves in.

    For one year I'd love to see humanity lose their mind without their cell phones, high speed internet connections, automated services...all of it can be tossed in the flames as far as I'm concerned.

    I'd love to see people forced to deal with eachother or do for themselves instead of relying on some machine to do it for them.

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    2. Doominator2

      Doominator2

      I agree, I think we would all be much happier if we weren't so dependent on technology.

    3. Chezza

      Chezza

      Camping trips. Gets your desire to be a Hermit out of your system. You choose how much technology you pack. Best with mates.

    4. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      I broke my phone 2,5 months ago and I don't regret it the slightest. Life without a phone is so kick-ass!
      Though, a phone is kinda necessary in 2016, so I might be buying an old Nokia from the early 2000's.
      Technology sucks, basically (quite a hypocritical statement, ain't it?).

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  10. It isn't constant for me. Sometimes I find solace in the idea that one day all of my problems will vanish.

    Then other nights, the idea that every second experienced is one second closer to the end of being sends a chill down my spine.

    I need to stop staying up so late. I'm always the only one awake in my house at this hour, and silence makes for horrible company. With nobody to talk to, I am left with my thoughts. For me, knowing that the reaper has been slowly approaching me since I was conceived is absolutely horrifying. I picture it like being in a long, dark hallway. On one end is me, and on the other is the hooded personification of Death. I am screaming and begging for Death to stop walking and take a break from his steady approach. But he doesn't acknowledge my plea. He just keeps coming toward me as my surroundings grow colder with each passing second.

    Tick tock. Tick tock.

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    2. AndrewB

      AndrewB

      TheCupboard said:

      There are also more people alive today than have ever died.

      Apparently that's not even remotely close to being true.

      http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579

    3. Ledillman

      Ledillman

      I'm not afraid of dying, but how my death would be, I mean, I don't want my last moments to be in pain, I don't think anyone wants it either.
      My biggest fear is dying by being buried alive, in flames or drowning.

    4. MrGlide

      MrGlide

      Avoozle, Stay strong friend, I'v been there and the storm will pass, might be long, but I promise it will pass. as for how I die, I don't give a shit as long as my family doesnt see it.

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  11. I am bored at work and I don't need to go to the bathroom.

    Got a new job that I'm starting in a couple of weeks. No more security. I keep gaining weight at this job because I do absolutely nothing here. So I found a warehouse job with a work schedule that is more convenient for me. Same pay rate though.

    Anyway...any other warehouse workers here that can give me some heads up or advice in regard to what I'm going into?

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    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      Currently going to the bathroom. As I'm typing, a Pain Elemental is teleporting into my commode.

    3. Cupboard

      Cupboard

      I hope there aren't lost souls after you flush

    4. Tracer

      Tracer

      Update: No lost souls.

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  12. This is probably drunken stupidity...but I also find it quite mind blowing.

    I just had a very mundane experience...I looked at the corner of my bathroom where the ceiling meets two walls and thought to myself...wow, nobody else will ever experience this, and I will never experience that moment again.

    Fuck, man...I witnessed a literal once in a lifetime event, and it was something so simple.

    All moments are once in a lifetime. Cherish them.

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    2. Tristan

      Tristan

      can you fix your shitty posting?

    3. LittleInferno

      LittleInferno

      One time I looked at a 1965 Ford F-100's left fender and I creamed my pants.

    4. Cacockcansukmycok

      Cacockcansukmycok

      Eris Falling said:

      can you fix your shitty posting?

      Probably Yueh.

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  13. I am incredibly bored at work and I don't need to go to the bathroom.

    1. Tracer

      Tracer

      Voros said:

      Achievement Unlocked
      "I am incredibly bored at work and I don't need to go to the bathroom"
      40 XP
      F\/CK T-Shirt Unlocked


      Perfect.

      Update: I got held over an additional four hours at work, and I finally needed to use the bathroom earlier. I now no longer need to go to the bathroom.

      Update: I am finally home, and I just got done going to the bathroom.

      Update: Getting ready for work, and I don't have to go to the bathroom.

    2. Voros
    3. Azuruish

      Azuruish

      At least You have the job.

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  14. Anyone here going?

    1. Tracer

      Tracer

      Show was awesome. Wore my doom shirt and when Ozzy announced the song "Hand of Doom", some dude saw my shirt, pointed, and went, "DOOOOOOOOOOM!"

      Ozzy performed spectacularly. This was a great show. My girlfriend recorded some footage on her phone, so I'll upload it as soon as possible.

    2. dg93

      dg93

      TraceOfSpades said:

      Show was awesome. Wore my doom shirt and when Ozzy announced the song "Hand of Doom", some dude saw my shirt, pointed, akd went, "DOOOOOOOOOOM!"


      Lol dude, I saw some guy wear the classic Doom T-shirt too at the show I attended a couple of weeks ago.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      I love seeing people in Doom shirts out in public.

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  15. So the bastards that run the gym I go to told me today that I can no longer wear my workout shirt to their gym anymore.

    Shirt here:

    Spoiler:
    Left: Front
    Right: Back
    I asked the owner which part of the dress code I was breaking, and he couldn't say which because I wasn't. Then he just said, "I'm the owner and I can revoke your membership for whatever reason I want. You agreed to that when you signed the contract. Someone got offended by your shirt. Don't wear it here again."

    Sadly he's right. And I don't want to lose my membership.

    So I want to design a shirt that isn't outright offensive, but plants an offensive idea into someone's head.

    I was thinking of a shirt that says, "This is not the F-Word" on the back.

    Do you guys have any funny ideas for a shirt that I could have made? Winner will have their doomworld name included on the design.


    Eh, this was dumb.

    1. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      So "sticking it to the man" has come to antagonizing business owners that are trying keep their clients happy?

      Good fucking lord.

    2. zap610

      zap610

      TraceOfSpades said:

      ^That would be even funnier, because I'm fat!

      But after reading a lot of these comments, I've taken a moment to think about it more and have decided to just let it go.


      Good move.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      ReFracture said:

      So "sticking it to the man" has come to antagonizing business owners that are trying keep their clients happy?

      Good fucking lord.


      It was more or less to mock him and whoever complained for being an oversensitive idiot. Of course, that was when I was going to actually do it. Also, the title was supposed to be read sarcastically.

      Good fucking lord.

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  16. Don't think about being itchy...otherwise you'll become itchy.

    1. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      Driving through the coastal California countryside my sister points out that "all those bushes are poison oak. If you tell the poison oak you admire it you won't get it. Poison oak and ivy want to be admired."

      Me: "I won't touch it; we won't be traipsing through the nature."

      Her: "I can get it just from looking at it."

      Me: "I think you're beautiful and wonderful poison oak!"

      I then petted a very large dog on its head because I cannot ignore animals, even though I told myself if there is a dog at the oyster bbq farm I am not going to pet it. This morning I have ever the slightest and insignificant itch on my thumb. The oysters were surprisingly good. Succulent and tender.

    2. RUSH

      RUSH

      The worst is finding a big fat wood tick crawling around on you. I hate those things. Most insects don't make me squeamish but ticks are different because they try to find sneaky places on your body to borrow into and suck blood. Fuck that shit. And they can carry disease. When I find them I burn them.



      I hate the way they move too. They're just creepy in general.

    3. Programme

      Programme

      Why did I read this while I'm itchy

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  17. I came to the realization that I allow my passions (namely law enforcement and sometimes controversial social and political views) to come up in almost all of my conversations on here. The only person that that really negatively impacts is me, because it has screwed me out of otherwise possibly positive interactions with several members here, namely people like PureSlime, Tritnew, Yuki, Dethtoll, and Esselfortium just to name a few.

    I feel that this has also lead to a lot of people not taking even my non politically charged posts seriously.

    This is something I think I can work on. Maybe people don't treat me shitty because of my beliefs, maybe it's because I always seem to find a way to bring them up to a forum of strangers who really don't give a shit and just find me annoying because of it.

    I'll start saving the soapbox for the politicians and my views for people who care to hear them.

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    2. Saturn

      Saturn

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    3. Avoozl

      Avoozl

      Oh this again.

    4. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

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      SPOILER ALERT!

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  18. In an attempt to humanize the members of doomworld, I propose a discussion on things that have been weighing on our minds lately. What's been bugging you? Problems at work or with your significant other? Feeling guiltt about something you want to get off your chest? Let's hear it.


    Lately I have been hating my job. Not the normal shit that makes people bitch about their job. I have actually been stressing about having to come back. I mean literally every week there are new policies being created by our idiotic supervisor (who LOVES displaying his power over his employees) that are literally just more things to keep us busy for the sake of being busy. He also bitches about random shit when everything is going along smoothly just so he can remind everyone he is in charge. Example, yesterday. I used to wear my old safety vest while working inside posts because I felt it made me stick out more and I liked how it looked. It was a normal mesh safety vest, nothing special. Last week I purchased another safety vest. This one looks great. Black nylon with lime trim, several external pockets so I can keep things like my PERC card, ID Badge, flashlight, mini screwdriver set, and bandages handy. I even got my last name embroidered on the front pocket and "security" embroidered on the back. Looks great. Well yesterday he says, "Yeah, you can't wear that inside anymore.". When I asked him why, he goes, "I want my guards to have a more professional look.". So I asked him what looked unprofessional about it. Then he just says, "I'm worried about warehouse management thinking it looks unprofessional.". So I told him how the warehouse management have complimented it and given me nothing but praise for it. Then he just said, "Well you're not allowed to wear it inside anymore."

    Way to just fucking write me off, asshole. Everyone thinks he just felt intimidated because I looked like I outranked him when I wore it.

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    2. MrGlide

      MrGlide

      ChekaAgent said:

      Schizophrenics usually behave exactly just like normal people if they take meds, but as soon as they stop taking meds they become homicidal maniacs and serial killers, atleast if you believe in stereotypes..

      it takes awile for the meds to get out of your system, no shcizophrenics do not automatically become maniacs or serial kiilers when off meds, serial killers are completely their own thing, just replace serial killer with "apex sadistic sexual preditor" and thats what they mainly are, The only schizophrenic serial killer I'v heard of was son of sam. mostly we become extremely reclusive and hermitish when the meds get out of our systems.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      My anxiety is bad today. I am diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, but am not currently on any medication for it. I was fine all day and then suddenly I wasn't. I have this undeniable feeling of dread. I am certain that something horrible is about to happen to me even though I know there's no reason to believe it. I hate this. I just want to crawl into a hole.

    4. MrGlide

      MrGlide

      Oh I can help, this is up my ally. Firt off you need to Take a deep breath n (wile not driving or doing important things.) for 5 - 7 seconds till your lungs are filled, the slowely exhale for 5-7 seconds till out of air. reapeat a few times till it feels easy, then increas intake and out take to 10-12 seconds. Try to focus on one spot with your eyes the whole time, make a game out of it seeing how long you can actually keep your eye on it. And think of only a big square the whole time if you can. As for something bad happining, sometimes we cant trust our gut instinct, It's harder then it sounds weird but we must try to force ourselves to understand, What I know for a fact is, and what I don't know is false till proven otherwise. I'v developed this kind of thinking to battle some pretty delusional thinking.(edit) I had delusions that god was sending me warning messages to not leave the house or I would die, and the apocolips was coming, I beleive in you trace, we can help you through this.

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  19. For years I've been putting off making a readiness kit to keep in the trunk of my car. I have always told myself, "Next paycheck for sure."

    Well, yesterday I finally went ahead and did it. Here is what I have so far:


    In the top:

    •Matches
    •Cotton Swabs
    •Toothpicks


    Inside

    •Steril gauze
    •Medical Tape
    •Antiseptic Ointment
    •Burn Ointment
    •Tweezers
    •Fingernail Clippers
    •Knife
    •Flashlight
    •Batteries for flashlight
    •Lighter
    •Matches
    •Mini screwdriver kit
    •Pens
    •Sharpies
    •Fork
    •Scissors
    •Painkillers
    •Spare phone charger
    •Latex Gloves
    •Notepad
    •Duct Tape
    •1 Quarter


    Items to be added:

    •Mini sewing kit
    •Garbage bags
    •Safety Vest
    •Road Flares
    •Blanket
    •WD40
    •Can and Bottle Opener
    •Zip ties (Thank you MrGlide)
    •Nonperishable food (Thank you MrGlide)
    •Thermometer (Thank you Deadwolves)
    •Universal Charger (Thank you Deadwolves)
    •Compass
    •Candles (Thank you Technician)
    •Life Straw (Thank you yukib1t)
    •Whistle (Thank you TheCupboard)
    •MREs (Thank you The Cupboard)
    •Bug Repellent (Thank you Fraggle)
    •Whatever else I think of (and write in the notepad)


    Being prepared is important because you never know when an emergency will strike. Do you have a readiness kit in your car or home? If so, what do you have inside?

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    2. fraggle

      fraggle

      Life straw does sound like a good idea. I'd add a small water bottle, bar of Kendall mint cake and a spray bottle of bug repellant. Maybe one of those instant ice packs too.

    3. Jonathan

      Jonathan

      1) Healing quartz crystal — Simply waft it over any injury and the crystal will draw out the ill-humors and accelerate the healing process.

      2) Tarot cards — For telling your fortune, and that of others. Definitely a useful skill in a disaster situation.

      3) Astrological chart — Ditto. If clouds of radioactive dust have blotted out the sky, making it impossible to track the position of the constellations, then you can use it as toilet paper.

      4) Divining rods — For finding hidden sources of fresh water.

      5) Crystal ball — For scrying and far-seeing, to help plot a safe course through the wasteland.

      6) Rabbit's foot — You're going to need all the luck you can get to survive. Can be replaced or augmented with a horse shoe or four leaved clover.

    4. Cupboard

      Cupboard

      Frozen sperm - In case your groin is severely compromised by an animal's jaw or your body's DNA is affected by radiation, you will need a backup copy of your genetic masterplan.

      A pint of your own blood - better keep a chilled bag of blood mixed laced with morphine. That way you don't have to put two needles in your arm in an emergency situation

      Balloons - in case the authorities search you and things need to be concealed in a creative location, alternatively someone's final birthday may need to be celebrated

      Spanish to English dictionary - you really don't want to accidentally sell yourself into bondage in a post apocalyptic situation when you were really just asking for a can of beans

      Body paint - something tells me it's going to make a fashionable comeback in the next 20 years.

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  20. Sex Ed was always one of the most amusing classes for me. Mostly because my teacher was a nervous wreck the entire time. That only added to the humor. The best part of that class was the infamous "anonymous question box".

    Here are some of the funnier questions I remember.

    (For the faint of heart, I will place spoiler tags around the questions, as a some of the over sensitive types might get "offended")

    So again...WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT SEX. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT STUFF, DO NOT HIT SPOILER AND THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

    Spoiler:
    Seriously. If you don't care or don't want to see it, look away.
    Spoiler:
    1. "If I touch a herpe and then masturbate, will I catch herpes?"
    2. "What are blue balls?"
    3. "How do girl's masturbate? I'm a boy, but I'm just curious."
    4. "What is a rimjob?"
    So what are some of the funny questions that you remember?

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    2. fraggle

      fraggle

      The only thing I remember is that we had a homework exercise to make a comic-book style depiction of the process of conception titled "a day in the life of Sammy the Sperm"

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      I wish I would've had class with you, Fraggle.

      Fraggle, your post has led me to this story written in 1993. I have zero regrets.

      The Tale of Sammy The Sperm

    4. BluePineapple72

      BluePineapple72

      I remember we had to see a slideshow of aclectic dicks with various STDs, fuckin nasty

      The girls went to a separate room to look at the same but for vaginas (BlueWaffles)

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  21. Years ago I worked at a gas station. My boss and I loved to fuck with the customers. So one day I asked her if I could blow on my whistle as hard as I could whenever I sold one of our cookies. She said sure, not knowing that my whistle was a traffic directors whistle. It was loud as fuck.

    So I get this customer to agree to buy a cookie. When she looks into her purse for her money, I blow the whistle right in her direction. She was so scared she lost her balance and almost fell over. She grabbed her head and looks at me all shocked. I remained stonefaced. Then she says while still holding her head, "DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT?!" To which I responded, "Hear what, ma'am?". "That loud chirp!". I then leaned in, "Ma'am, are you okay?" I whispered. She looked around, and to the dismay of her and myself, nobody else cared enough to react. So she was now convinced that she heard a loud ass sound that nobody else heard. She then said frantically, "Uh yes...I-I'm fine. Have a good day." She left the store looking around like a crazy person probably thinking she had lost her mind.

    1. HavoX

      HavoX

      Good luck finding a lawyer if and when you get sued for that

    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      No reasonable person in the eyes of the court will convict me for blowing a whistle in close proximity to somebody.

    3. Nuxius

      Nuxius

      I made a bunch of fake Doom executables back in the day that would tell the user that access was denied and a password was required. Most would only waste a few minutes trying to get into it before giving up, but I once watched this one doofus who claimed he was a "hacker" (LOL) waste over an hour trying to "hack" into it.

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  22. Mine wasn't. I originally wanted the name IconOfSin...but this fucker who hasn't made a post in twelve years already had it.

    Has this happened to anyone else? If so, post their profile URL and what SHOULD have been YOUR username here for shits and giggles.

    This blog can really be used to address a potentially bigger issue. So many profiles on here that have been inactive for over a decade. Doesn't that cause problems? Probably not...but dammit, so many of the cool names have already been taken!

    1. joe-ilya

      joe-ilya

      I wanted my nickname to be simply "Joe" but... : https://www.doomworld.com/vb/members/Joe/

    2. SavageCorona

      SavageCorona

      I've had this name since I was like 12 or something so it goes way back. I found nobody else ever uses it so I stuck with it.

    3. Springy

      Springy

      I always imagined a big, cold, tasty and highly violent bottle of Corona that's behind the computer typing.

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  23. It's funny. Some of these people I see five days a week, I have their last names, the cars they drive, and their license plates embedded in my memory. But they're still strangers. It didn't really dawn on me how emotionally detached from society I am until a few moments ago. I was letting a guy out of here and he goes, "Have a nice day."

    "Have a nice day". It seems so simple. Anybody should be able to do it. Not me though. To me, having a nice day is something that happens on accident and rarely at that. These people don't know the dread I feel even stepping outside or hearing my phone ring causes me. I don't even know why I feel that way, I just do. Whenever my phone rings my immediate thought is, "Oh my God...bad news". Probably my shitty boss again telling me that I am required to come in early, and I do it because I feel that if I don't he won't let me request a day off with a few months notice again. But of course, he doesn't anyway. I bust my ass here, sacrifice off days, come in early and stay late...but it's still "fuck me".

    I have come to accept monotony with occasional bad news as normal. Good days are dumb luck to me anymore. Spending time with my three close friends, my girlfriend or my dad are the only things that seem to distract me from this long enough to keep me sane. Too bad I can't do that more than once a week...once a week if I'm lucky.

    They're the only people who I feel really respect and get me.

    1. Tritnew

      Tritnew

      I especially like the part where he gets some of his band members and other people to revive NIN and they ride in a train, blasting into orbit.

    2. RUSH

      RUSH

      Eyy b0ss, hopefully this cheers you up eh =]

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      ^Heh. Mein Ne-...umm...buddy!

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  24. In no particular order, I seem to get along with these folks the best:

    nxGangrel, Joe-Ilya, Tritnew, darknation, RUSH, MetroidJunkie, TheNerdTurtle2, Fraggle, 40oz, deadwolves, doomkid, Kontra Kommando, and even though I haven't seen him in ages, SuperCupcakeTactics.

    I'm sure there are others, and sorry if I missed anyone.

    So how about you guys? Who are your doombros?

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    2. Tritnew

      Tritnew

      Chezza said:

      Are the Mods fine with the content and comments made on this blog?


      They curtainly weren't fine with my Cyanide and Happiness comic generators, but I shitposted them.

      So, they had the right to do so, basically.

    3. BluePineapple72

      BluePineapple72

      Who's darknation

    4. Tracer

      Tracer

      My friend.

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