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  1. A couple of other Burger dates went by. I'll just post them for your jealousy. Here we have several configurations of two patties, some with bacon, cheese, pickles, onions, ketchup, and real tomato on a ducky plate. The bread used is a real wholesome kind, wheat or 6 grain bread. Or how about a sweet potato roll?




    Mmmmm. Steamed hams.


  2. I missed this one last night! I thought why don't I go and check to see if USQC was putting another Friday Night on, but decided not to. You could just imagine, missed a one-time-only USQC Evilution rotation! It's a Spidey-Sense thing, I know it. I had so much fun at [USQC] DOOM ][, I know I missed out on a good one.
  3. COVID-19 Coronavirus Quarantine - Episode 4 - TANG


      Looking for something to stay healthy with during the Coronavirus Quarantine? Try TANG!
     TANG is the drink the astronauts took with them to the MOON, which is remembered to every
      American child and potentially all people all over the world, making it one of the most
     impressive advertisings a drink has ever had. It might even be arguable if the American 
      moon landing was a TANG advertisement itself. Like Foreign wine or French candy; These
     kinds of ads are INFAMOUS. Did you hear SNAILS are popular French cuisine, or the Italians
      eat Calamari (SQUID!)? You know a Swedish dog will find you if you get stranded in the
     snow, and you can use the cask of Swedish liquor he has tied around his neck to help you
      get back on your feet. And in the same way, you know American astronauts are orbiting
     the moon and swigging their TANG waiting to touch down on the real moon.
       TANG is a nice drink to have when you get out of bed and are making breakfast, full of
      well-meaning nutrients (as opposed to real orange juice, which is full of vitamins). TANG
      is a great thing to put in your "BEER Hat" and walk around the house in your underwear
       sipping off of during this Quarantine. Turn the televised Coronavirus up and down a gallon
      of this and you'll feel fit as a waterlogged fiddle.


    tang-jar.jpg.9dd47242fbc422d86592961c33fbc2e4.jpg  A TANG jar


    What TANG looks like before you mix it into some water. It's a bright orange, silky smooth powder.



    You don't have to go to the MOON to enjoy TANG, you just have to be American.


      Stay Healthy!

  4. 4-29-2020

    2 cheeseburgers is enough to brighten anybody's day.



    It sure made mine a Heck of a lot better. Thanks for being here with Burger. I mean me. For being here with me.


  5. COVID-19 Coronavirus Quarantine - Episode 3 - The Mask

     Well, if you've been in a Coronavirus quarantine this long, chances are you probably have to wear your mask around town when you go out foraging. Make sure it's a good mask, like a bandanna or something. Or like this one that you can find where you find all of your favorite COVID-19 supplies.


    Make sure you put the mask on good and straight, don't want to get any water droplets through to the sensitive mouth and nose, now.


    Just one look at this thing makes you want to thank your lucky stars that this was as bad as it got. Could you imagine a REAL biological attack against society? I sure cant.


     Hang in there!

  6. Billy Baron

    React To The Profile Pic Above You

    You're so mad at us you turned yourself all RED!
  7. COVID-19 Coronavirus Quarantine - Episode 2 - Really Old Stuff In The Closet
      So you’re real bored with nothing to do on this Quaratine of Coronavirus. Why not go throught that old utility closet and get rid of all the really non-essential things you’ll probably never come back to: printer cables you want to fix, crap for a flip phone you threw away, and other great stuff you never had the time for. Also, put those old devices in a box to take to the recycling center for when the Quarantine ends (that’s when the Quarantine will be over!).

      Don’t throw away really meaningful things that you’ll never really appreciate to the fullest, like this DOOM ][ SCREEN SAVER that might never be ported to an Operating System of the future.





  8. Billy Baron

    The pistol. Love it or hate it?

    I think it is a good weapon overall. For DOOM and DOOM ][ it serves its purpose very well. Ha hah, last monster. Damn, out of shells. Only half a clip left. It's rippin time! In DOOM 3, it is similarly awesome, if a little bit underused. There always seems to be a bit of an off opportunity. In RoE, it is actually in view way more, so the opportunities to blow someone or something away with it is. I like to blow nukage filled barrels up with it, like in Barrels o' Fun from DOOM ][, switches, etc.
  9. Billy Baron

    background music??? or not???

    I let the WAD author decide. So usually it gets turned off after something terrible happens, like the inclusion of $hi77y 90's Pop. Not trying to be mean, that's just so possible that humans beings reproduce after Terrible, Crap, Stink, Weak, Obvious, and Deaf (everything up to the mid teen age)
  10. Billy Baron

    Why is Star Trek Elite force not on steam?

    Maybe it's because Steam is only allowed to have one copy running at a time, and they started a second copy and the License agreement terminated. =)
  11. Billy Baron

    Doomworld search not working?

    The "Reveal Hidden Contents" wasn't hidden when the page loaded, like when your neighbor is nude in front of a window. It didn't hide itself until the page loaded a little more.
  12. Billy Baron

    Doomworld search not working?

    Yea, it looks like a low quality YouTube video, IMHO. Maybe they should put up a higher quality stream =) ЗФБ
  13. COVID-19 Coronavirus Quarantine - Episode 1 - The Burger Maker

      If you're bored in the middle of this quarantine that is going on for the next month, or longer, you could pull out the ground beef you're lucky you were able to even find at the grocery store. And if you're even luckier, you can use your own BURGER MAKER!
     Yes, instead of sloppily put together burgers, you can use this handy little Burger Maker kit to do the really hard part of making perfectly round burgers of any thickness you want.
     The kit is basically three parts: A burger press, A squasher to flatten the beef, and A lid to keep things tidy.



    The press has a number of discs to seperate burgers, so you can make ten burgers at a time. This really speeds up the process of making a lot of burgers.


    Don't be a chicken now, and put some chicken flesh on a Ducky Plate. Grind the chicken up in any kind of food processor, or blender. That, or get some ground chicken from the grocery store.


    Put the ground up chicken into the burger press. Put enough in for a nice and thick Burger.


    Next, flatten out the meat, making it nice and even with the Squasher hand tool. See all the juice in that meat? Delicious!


    Put the Lid on, and throw the whole shebang into the freezer or refridgerator. Chilling it helps the meat stay together. After a little while, take the Burger Press out, and put it on the table. Lift the Burger out by pulling on the white handles around the top of the rim of the Burger Press. All of the Burgers magically lift up!


    Throw that in your fry pan, and one thing led to another, and finally, your Burger is ready for a night on the Town.


    You can just imagine what kinds of marinades you can make for an endlessly creative Burger.


  14. First Burgers of the COVID-19 Coronavirus Quarantine

    covid19-burgers-01.jpg.c7c3c747344f12873cae44a445a13d28.jpg Quarter-Pound Cheeseburgers, hold the bacon.

    It's also Saint Patrick's Day today. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

  15. You, You Wretch Bastards and blyats, Small People and Wankers alike, Have yourself a Happy St. Patrick's Day! Wear Green All Day, and Eat a big Potato, because today you are bonnie Heathen Laddies, oops, I meant "Bonnie Highland Laddies". Post a photo of you wearing green or doing something Irish. Upload your Dirty Limerick. Post your Irish song. The Blarney Stone Dirty Limerick Yea and listen to a lot of Irish Folk Music and Pub Music and turn up a Brand Name something. Like a Soda Bread you cooked in your oven that is barely chewable because the stores are all out or every kind of bread and Toilet Paper. Wash Your Hands with Soap. Play DOOM and DOOM][. 12:00AM, March 17 2020, EST Irish People Care.