Billy Baron

Some People Call Them Hamburgers

Here's something you don't see too often. I think I saw it in the school cafeteria the first time I saw it. A friend came over to the table and unloaded a handful of those big dime pretzels in front of everyone, and proceeded us invite us to 'it'.

Just your basic pretzels, right? Well, using my friend Tom's new technology, you can transform them into this:

   Or not. If you've ever seen Stephen Spielberg's ( SpielBURGER! ) "Airplane", you can just see how delicious this sampling of "Hamburgers" is. Why, you'll probably want to put some out on Thanksgiving or a New Year's Eve party for all of your friends to savor.

Enjoy!