royaldj

You guys like my guns? 😆

Someone call 9-1-1 cause that's one HOT pizza!! Seriously though I LOVE spicy. I put red pepper flakes on practically every dish I make. Have you tried any scotch bonnet or ghost pepper hot sauces for the ultimate heat experience ;-) ?

I like anchovies on my pizza.

Half-Life 3

I think you should ctrl+shift and mouse click your avatar which needs serious texturing work. It's the saddest excuse for a Cacodemon I've ever seen. @YukiHerz I can confirm that ctrl+shift and mouse click will not work in the D3/Q4 built-in radiant.

Not only is cinnamon delicious, but also nutritious! Trust me, you won't be disappointed. My morning shakes usually consist of 90% green vegetables cause I'm hardcore like that. I also make a mean carrot ginger turmeric smoothie. Turmeric has potent Anti-inflammatory properties. Throw in some bananas and lemon for extra zing & antioxidant-rich action.

Funny you say that since your avatar is an actual key-card. It's only fitting that you participate in this thread.

The character models in DOOM 3 look like crap. Especially the faces. HL2 engine looks & aged much better.

On second thought, I found a floater in one of the bathroom stalls. I tried flushing but the game would not allow me to flush. Bad plumbing. The pipes do not connect !

First the pipes, now the height variation. Whats next, lack of elevator music? There were multiple levels in DOOM 3 that made use of an elevator. There's the answer to your height question.

My shirt is infested with ladybugs

This! Go play Monkey Island if you're looking for adventure. DOOM is about slaying demons. Exactly! There are much more causal gamers these days than there are hardcore. We live much busier lives now which means free time is hard to come by. Excuse me "pro gamer" . He's probably still playing on "I'm too young to die". The area where you're riding that train in the Vega Central Processing level is a pretty challenging encounter. Even after several playthroughs I can still struggle with it.

You did wander off-topic. No worries it happens to the best of us at times especially when the thread becomes a few pages in length. A good trick is to re-read the author's post so you don't lose track of the objective. Keep that in mind please.

I wish he would make another Hostel movie.

I'm serious. My Jewish friend claims that his virus likes to target large bank accounts.

You fkn nailed it my friend. Most girls tend to prefer my larger Baron & pair of Cacodemons.

I have a Jewish friend who not only has the largest penny collection I've ever seen but claims that he can create a virus that does not need to be executed to start infecting a device.

First of all nothing was narrowed down so the CLUE response takes the prize. Hence my praise. Unfortunately, you come in last.

What CLUES do you speak of? Sherlock Holmes would be disappointed by your poor detective skills.

My ex girlfriend always wanted to be penetrated by a hellknight.

HOSTEL. There's something about watching a rich elite club torturing your average stupid tourist that's so satisfying & genius at the same time.

Did Microsoft use the Wolf3D engine to program that screensaver?

Here's another FAKE & dangerous website that all of you should avoid:

They don't need security. God watches over them.

Thanks captain obvious. You forgot the mention of the mother of all causes: PORN .