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I googled "bad doom reviews" just so I could find more terrible reviews of Doom and laugh at them. Instead the majority of search results are related to Polygon and how badly they play Doom.
Not what I was looking for, but it did give me a short laugh.
All I could find were the reviews this time last year about Doom 4's bad multiplayer that somehow Doom 4 managed to overcome with single player.
Side rant but I wish the new Doom had better MP, not just for the obvious reason of it being more fun for me to play, but primarily because it pushed the oft-repeated "Doom never was about multiplayer" urban myth even further.. D:
I've had "debates" with people elsewhere because they kept prattling on about how Doom never had MP until it was "modded in".. Five Woosahs, five woosahs..