BigDickBzzrak

Why did he have to die holy shit

Watch this A rabbit walks into a bakery and asks "Do you have carrot pie?" The bakery dudes say "No". The next day, the rabbit walks into the bakery again and asks about the carrot pie. The bakery dudes say "no" again. This goes on for another two days when the bakery dudes decide to finally make the rabbit a carrot pie. The next day, the rabbit walks in and asks again "Do you have carrot pie?" The bakery dudes cheerfully say "Yes we do have carrot pie!!" The rabbit says "That thing is yuck amirite??" (I really don't know how to translate the punchline properly.)

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It's ok man. Headphones suck anyway. The feeling of having something on your head/in your ears is very uncomfortable, and you can't even vibe to the music because of the cable. They also break all the time. They might have those rubber tips things that constantly fall off. They get tangled and twisted in your pocket. If you have wireless ones, you have to charge them all the time. All of that for what? "Superior sound quality"? Pff. As if it were noticeable. "Privacy"? Oh come on. Welcome to the Speakers master race, my dude. Blast that heavy metal crap that you like, max the volume, make the neighbours hate you. Like the badass that you are. Like the badass that you have become.

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Try cleaning your browser cache, maybe restart your computer too

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*selects skill 5* *black teenager exclaims THIS PERSON EATING BEANS!* *everybody laughs*

You pretty much answered your own question here. If you're struggling with all this stuff then your introspection is very unlikely to be HEALTHY. Therefore you should probably cut off your inner voice, since it's not gonna say anything useful. Once you get to a point where your inner voice IS HEALTHY, yeah, go wild. OK, so this is how it worked out for me: I pretended and pretended until I really became what I was pretending to be and I didn't have to pretend anymore. Yeah man I know people do it automatically as a defence mechanism or whatever. The thing is, that stuff often "bleeds into" your IRL interactions and stuff and greatly affects how people perceive you, which makes your self-perception even worse. The thing is, it is possible to consciously limit that self-deprecation to some degree. The thing is, the thing is, the thing is, if you manage to keep it within yourself for a while, people will perceive you in a different way, consequently you will perceive yourself in a different way and VOILA no self-deprecation, neither inside nor outside of you. I don't know man... tHe tHiNg iS, real life is real life. It's where your life plays out. That's where real stuff happen. While this whole online thing... nothing happens here. None of all this exists. Bzzrak and Sparktimus aren't real people. We're just... aspects, segments of a real person, if that makes any sense. And if you devote too much attention to it, you get to interact with mere segments, not "full" people. You feel me? Nah, me neither really. I agree. What I'm saying is that you should tell yourself that your problems don't matter and that they shouldn't hinder you in any way. Because it's not a problem unless you think it is. It's all in your, and nobody else's, head. Obviously! That's why my post begins "I found this to help me immensely". You know, that's my successssss story. For you it might be different, but it might be similar as well. I might be a dickhead from Doomworld who doesn't have a clue about real life, but I might also be an enlightment... or something. Dude dude dude I get you! Ofc you don't need someone's grumpy ass telling you that! You need yourself telling you that! This is an one-man battle, you know? You can win only if you truly want to win. You need to make yourself get off your ass. IN CONCLUSION holy crap dude you totally make sense! Like, you do!!! But I was struggling with this shit myself, like really struggling, and I like to think that I'm pretty much over it at this point. And I know how I did it! You know? I did it! Dude I did it! Yeah man! Hahaha this is so great!

Ok now I'm gonna be bashed for my armchair psychoanalysis again but I found this to help me immensely #LIFEHACKS #h8rsgonnah8 1. Pretend you're confident 2. Look straight ahead when walking 3. Yeah you heard #2 right it works 4. Never let yourself engage in a dialogue with yourself 5. NSFW 6. Take notes of how do confident people behave and mimic that 7. Do outgoing stuff such as talking and socialising even if you don't want to, squeeze that shit out of yourself 8. Do some physical stuff. Even 5 pushups a day in your room will do ffs 9. Stop engaging in any kind of self deprecating behaviour, even jokingly. It's all in your head 10. Don't say stupid edgy shit like "my life sucks I wanna die boohoo i hate people" you're a grown ass man person ffs we live in a society 💯 11. If you have social anxiety or whatever, stop perceiving that shit as an excuse because it's not, nobody gives a damn about your anxiety in the real world, you have to fight 12. Take chances 13. Don't listen to random smart ass dickheads online who think they know everything (I know right?) 14. Actually stop hanging around on the internet whatsoever. None of us here are actual people ffs you aren't gaining anything out of this 15. Convince yourself that you aren't any worse than anyone else out there, because you're not. One day it will fully sink in and you'll wake up enlightened like you're the goddamn second coming of Buddha. Obviously all of the above applies only to the dudes who simply have the wrong mindset. If you're real-shit depressed or traumatised then check my #13 and see a therapist FFS that isn't that hard to grasp good luck I love you alllllllllll

Yo saw this one in an AskReddit thread and laughed my ass off. So a man went to the market and bought 2999 apples. When he came home with all the apples, his friend asked him: "Yo why didn't you just buy 3000?" And this guy replies: "Are you crazy? Who the hell's gonna eat three thousand apples?" I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

This is a vanilla mod, vanilla heretic doesn't have a dehacked equivalent

Sexier than in the last one

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@sponge is some id dude

Same here, except that mine is 1150 songs and I rarely use headphones. Speakers master race amirite? One song that particularly bothers me now is (although it's a legit great song)

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It's a secret level, a bonus thing, a non-mandatory challenge. I'm kinda ok with it being this hard. (just my unnecessary opinion ofc)

A shame that Trippie Redd is apparently kind of an asshole because his music kicks ass, I love this autotuned crap so so so much

MINUS SEVENTY???? Lol you're turning -69 next year ayy lmao XD

Maybe the mailman had brown eyes I'M SO SORRY

Well that's amusing, 2/3 of the supercharges on the level aren't even available apparently. @Revae could you please do this in an update: thanccs It's super fun to use in-game though. It's kinda risky to be used often, so the huge-ass damage it does is kind of rewarding.

It's impossible to delete a quote from a post when on mobile. (I'm using Opera on Android 8)

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