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About Johnatone

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  1. Greetings all, it's been a while since I've posted here, and I'm sure my absence wasn't noted. I'm not being whiny or crying with self pity, because I know I haven't contributed anything significant in the way of Doom (except one shitty map).

    None the less, this is only going to be a brief message, as I am forced to take a temporary leave. You see, I dropped out of high school because I wasn't going to graduate on time, and I had the intention of going to a military school, which would also rid me of my probation [for a second illegal consumption of alcohol].

    I didn't go, in part because I was angry at my dad, in part because I was going to flunk the urine test, and because I'm a stupid fucking teenager. I went off on an impulsive binge with my obsession with bring back rock 'n' roll the hard way, and I'm paying for it.

    I've been kicked out of my house and the only computer I have access to is the public library. I was just beginning to learn advanced mapping techniques in Doom and wanted to create something. I spent hours on a single map, days. Now I need to get back to the house and save everything onto a CD before it gets wiped off the computer.

    I'm jobless and broke, which sucks because I need a car. If I get a car I can go back to high school and graduate.

    The point is, don't turn out like me: don't do drugs, finish high school, and follow through with everything.

    I'm looking foreward to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I will miss disscussing that and many other things with you guys. In my opinion this is one of the best communities on the internet, and that's largely in part because the people don't suck.

    On a good note, my band is progressing well (except for our drummer/bassist/vocalist just got pregnat. meh).

    I bid you all farewell, I don't know when I will return.

    Johnatone the SadoMasochist
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