AbsorbedHatch

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  1. Imagine living a life as shitty as mine's. Getting harassed the most but somehow getting yelled at by parents the most.

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    2. Piper Maru

      Piper Maru

      Tracer and The Giant Peach coming to a theatre near you.

    3. Tracer

      Tracer

      Featuring Peewee Herman...cumming in a theater near you.

    4. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      You honestly think that because I have food means I'm automatically okay? And what's a roof over you head if it's hard to live under?

    5. Piper Maru

      Piper Maru

      How's your diet going Tracer, I read you lost 42 lbs?

    6. Maisth

      Maisth

      True hell you could say

    7. Nevander

      Nevander

      Ignore haters. Kick ass. Take no shits. That's how I live. It's extremely cathartic.

    8. Voros

      Voros

      Get a girlfriend.

    9. Tracer

      Tracer

      Diet is going great, Piper.  Thank you.  It's 45 pounds now, though!  Weekly progress, my friend.

    10. Eris Falling

      Eris Falling

      Hey trace since you don't need those anymore can I have them instead? I'm like 114 lbs :o

    11. Tracer

      Tracer

      Haha, sure let me just send it your way.

       

      For real though, you don't want what I had man.  Being as big as I was and still am is no way to live.  Literally everything is more difficult than it needs to be.  Not to mention the numerous health problems.

  2. Not so rare image of my horrid cable management

    CABLE MANAGEMENT IS IMPORTANT.jpg

    1. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      I wanna fix it later this week, if I'm honest

    2. Nine Inch Heels

      Nine Inch Heels

      I've seen worse....

       

      Under my desk, for example ;-)

  3. People who order bacon turkey and cheese subs at Subway are the most powerful race

    1. Fonze

      Fonze

      When I eat turkey, I'm reminded of how I could be eating chicken.

    2. Tracer

      Tracer

      When I'm eating chicken, I am reminded of how I could be eating beef.

  4. People who leach off of drama just for fame are the worst, nobody can disagree on that.

    1. Poohlyash

      Poohlyash

      Every youtuber is the worst?

    2. Poohlyash
    3. Maisth

      Maisth

      Where's Scarce when you need him

  5. Remaster of Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters when?

  6. happy 720p day guys

    1. Xyzzy01
    2. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      lets go for 2 likes

    3. Albertoni

      Albertoni

      But it's 20/7!

    4. Xyzzy01
    5. Albertoni

      Albertoni

      I love you, Xyzzy.

  7. Just when I thought Jake Paul (aka the cunt) couldn't get any worse...

     

    http://www.tubefilter.com/2017/07/18/jake-paul-neighbors/

    1. R1ck

      R1ck

      I wish I can take a shit in the toilet and make millions by recording it and put it in youtube.

    2. Doomkid

      Doomkid

      That guy is pure garbage.

    3. Maisth

      Maisth

      England is my city

    4. R1ck

      R1ck

      Quote

      England is my city

      not sure if he's talking about that city in Lonoke or that city in UK. :/

  8. Skyrim port for nokia 3310 when?

    1. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      In about a few months, actually!

  9. Carowinds was fun

  10. taco taco tacooos

     

    (i had 2 of the tacos for breakfast)

  11. I got like 12 tacos from Taco Bell

     

    Real Saturday right here

    1. Nine Inch Heels

      Nine Inch Heels

      Thy taco consumed? ;-)

    2. Dragonfly
    3. Chow Yun Thin
    4. Cynical

      Found the stoner.

    5. Battle_Kirby

      Battle_Kirby

      I got like two number 9s and a number 9 large from Cluckin' Bell too.

       

  12. The thing I like about this, is that it's looped even ingame

     

     

    1. MysteriousHaruko

      MysteriousHaruko

      This is the third time today when I see your status update. Can you just reduce them in one-two status updates per week and post something useful in forums. I'm not angry, but I'm just getting tired and I can't  unseen your stuff. 

    2. dmg_64
    3. Maisth

      Maisth

      Too bad that game doesn't feel like a True Serious Sam

    4. bzzrak

      bzzrak

      Oh god here we go again.

       

      AbsHatch, I'm honestly sick of



      the trillions of comments below each of your statuses that tell you to stop; like jesus christ people, live and let live, is that so hard??

      For my sanity, please consider tuning it down a bit. :]

  13. I know how I said that I wouldn't use any custom content in my Moonbase map (other than a new sky texture), but this track from Serious Sam 2 makes me wanna consider adding a boss area.

     

     

  14. They should make balloons made out of the material that's on the top side of air mattresses.

    1. TheUltimateDoomer666
    2. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      Because when they pop, they won't make any sound

    3. Da Werecat

      Da Werecat

      My condolences to your mattress.

    4. AbsorbedHatch

      AbsorbedHatch

      I didn't pop my mattress, I'm not nearly heavy enough to do that. Actually quite thin.