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Status Updates posted by Quagsire

  1. "I'm back on my McBullshit"


    -Hong Kong McDonald's Twitter, 7/29/2017

  2. Not so rare image of my horrid cable management


    1. Quagsire


      I wanna fix it later this week, if I'm honest

    2. Nine Inch Heels

      Nine Inch Heels

      I've seen worse....


      Under my desk, for example ;-)

    3. Widow


      I've been and seen worse as well.

  3. People who order bacon turkey and cheese subs at Subway are the most powerful race

    1. Fonze


      When I eat turkey, I'm reminded of how I could be eating chicken.

    2. Tracer


      When I'm eating chicken, I am reminded of how I could be eating beef.

  4. People who leach off of drama just for fame are the worst, nobody can disagree on that.

    1. Pooh


      Every youtuber is the worst?

    2. Pooh
    3. Maisth


      Where's Scarce when you need him

  5. Remaster of Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters when?

  6. Just when I thought Jake Paul (aka the cunt) couldn't get any worse...



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    2. Doomkid


      That guy is pure garbage.

    3. Maisth


      England is my city

    4. R1ck



      England is my city

      not sure if he's talking about that city in Lonoke or that city in UK. :/

  7. Carowinds was fun

  8. taco taco tacooos


    (i had 2 of the tacos for breakfast)

  9. I got like 12 tacos from Taco Bell


    Real Saturday right here

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    2. Chow Yun Thin
    3. Cynical


      Found the stoner.

    4. Battle_Korbi


      I got like two number 9s and a number 9 large from Cluckin' Bell too.


  10. The thing I like about this, is that it's looped even ingame



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    2. snapshot
    3. Maisth


      Too bad that game doesn't feel like a True Serious Sam

    4. BigDickBzzrak


      Oh god here we go again.


      AbsHatch, I'm honestly sick of

      the trillions of comments below each of your statuses that tell you to stop; like jesus christ people, live and let live, is that so hard??

      For my sanity, please consider tuning it down a bit. :]

  11. I know how I said that I wouldn't use any custom content in my Moonbase map (other than a new sky texture), but this track from Serious Sam 2 makes me wanna consider adding a boss area.



  12. They should make balloons made out of the material that's on the top side of air mattresses.

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    2. Quagsire


      Because when they pop, they won't make any sound

    3. Da Werecat

      Da Werecat

      My condolences to your mattress.

    4. Quagsire


      I didn't pop my mattress, I'm not nearly heavy enough to do that. Actually quite thin.

  13. CS:GO is literal fucking garbage

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    2. torekk


      I feel like I wrote this already in some other post, but anyways CS:GO is more about learning the in's and out's of every weapon and map. Try watching a few videos from eSports players about weapon recoil and how to master it.


      Basically you can't just aim for the head, hold down the mouse button and expect every other bullet to hit. For the AK-47 the first 4 shots are somewhat accurate, everything after goes straight upwards and then left and right, so if you e.g. start aiming at the head, shoot 1-2 times and then aim downwards and right and left, you can counter the recoil. It takes a lot of training though.


      But that's propably why most people dislike the community, because most people expect Counter Strike to be like Call of Duty, which isn't the case.

    3. Quagsire


      Funny thing is, if it weren't for a ton of people telling me to buy it I would've actually kept it out of my library just. The thing I'm most concerned about is the matchmaking.

    4. [McD] James

      [McD] James

      "Basically my favorite part of the game is that everyone on the other team can spray and somehow every bullet will hit you from across the map but unloading a full fucking AK-47 clip into someone upclose takes less than half their health away." 


      You need to learn how spray patterns work. If you don't, you'll just be firing randomly all over the place.  


      "Also snipers are a major issue considering they're all over the place."


      Usually, it's not a good strategy to have more than two snipers on a team at a time, but there are exceptions to this. In most situations, an AK47 is slightly better than an AWP, as it's good in close range and can one-shot kill someone in the head wearing full armour at a distance. The first shot fired by an AK47 has flawless accuracy. 

  14. I have beaten Saints Row 3

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    2. Quagsire


      It was great tbh, I don't get the hate from some people. It stays true to it's roots while providing newer gameplay and a newer story. It's also the most well optimized game in the series.

    3. Lila Feuer

      Lila Feuer

      I initially really enjoyed it for what it was, now after playing Saints Row 2 I think the map is way too small and a lot of the interactivity and sheer variety of activities was lost in the translation to a nicer looking game. I don't even care they changed the theme drastically, I just wish there was a lot more to do and interact with than ever before, otherwise I'd have no incentive to go back to an earlier game for that. I do however prefer more real-world weaponry in my sandboxes however as opposed to wacky or sci-fi stuff.

    4. Nems


      The smaller map size was pretty much my major complaint with Saint's Row 3 considering how big the map in Saint's Row 2 was. Aside from that I enjoyed the game as well as 4.

  15. I finally took over all Luchador turf in SR3, now to either do the Morningstar or Deckers. Maybe just the Deckers first.

  16. I don't understand why my brother feels that he's entitled to everyone's privacy but everyone has to stay away from what he's doing. He really needs to drop this rancid attitude.

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    2. Doomkid


      He's all out of gum.

    3. CARRiON


      10/10 status responses.

    4. Voros


      And shit down his neck too.

  17. You know how I always leave potential DOOM maps to die? Well not this fucking time, I'm doing this shit. I'm finishing Moonbase and I hope to god it gets good reception when I complete it.

  18. Is there a way to actually put yourself up against similarly ranked players in CS:GO, instead of the ones who can literally snipe you from across the map as soon as the round starts? Because that'd be real fucking nice so I can actually enjoy the game.

    1. Albertoni



      I know what I said about CS:GO in the past but I'm actually starting to like it this time around, mainly because I'm getting better at it AND I found out the two perfect weapons to use (XM1014/MAG-7 and AK-47).

      6 hours ago


      Seriously though, stay away from public servers, that's all I can say.

    2. Maisth


      If you are talking about Competitive, the best option is to get a Team with Mic sometimes you can get lucky and get a great Team that cooperates and sometimes you get the most braindead team ever My advice like i said is to get a Team before you start playing Competitive, and also because they can kick you in Competitive so having a friend will prevent you from being kicked.

    3. Quagsire


      @Albertoni I never said I hated the game as a whole, I was saying the terrible matchmaking is making the game harder to enjoy at the moment.

  19. I know what I said about CS:GO in the past but I'm actually starting to like it this time around, mainly because I'm getting better at it AND I found out the two perfect weapons to use (XM1014/MAG-7 and AK-47).

  20. Went to see fireworks today, decided to buy a pretzel and gatorade with the 5 dollars I had on me, but both tasted bad so I said fuck it and threw them both out.

  21. I'm surprised I haven't seen any edgy kids on Twitter saying NK is better and all that shit.

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    2. MrGlide


      I understand why you said "the edgy kids", what I was asking was why would anyone say NK is better? Because they just now have what the US has been capable of for over 50 years now, and after a big ass cold war with russia ew've the technology to swat that shit out of the air? Pak Pong-ju Is painting a target on himself.


      As for China getting all pissy about us setting up anti ballistic missile, they should have Done something about this before it got to this point. 

    3. vita


      The DPRK is better only because it's politically stable :^)

    4. Quagsire
  22. Happy 4th of July guys!



    1. Neurosis


      Happy 4th! MURICA FUCK YEAH

    2. NuMetalManiak


      Cause I heard it in the wind...and I saw it in the sky...and I thought it was the end...I thought it was the fourth of July

  23. Should I keep Todd Howard as my avatar

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    2. Xyzzy01


      I like the cabbage, but it's up to you.

    3. Marn




      I think making your avatar a picture of Todd Howard is just a wonderful idea, friend. Have you tried his new game Fallout 4?

    4. Doomkid


      Please use Groucho Todd, that is excellent

  24. are you buying fallout 4 yet

    1. AD_79
    2. Albertoni


      only when your writers are great again


      not worth plopping so much money on an RPG where the story is "pretty ok"

    3. Quagsire