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  1. ...in Everything Else? It's like that forum has become a mosh pit for people looking for controversial crap to hash out with other stubborn forum members. Essentially, it's a forum culling ground for Losers and PH bait. We haven't solved the world's problems yet and I don't think they'll be solved by people flaming each other on a Doom forum. Keep it light-hearted, guys, geez.

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    2. Clonehunter


      The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself
      Can you do that?

      My dear, sweet child, that's what I do
      It's what I live for
      To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself
      Poor souls with no one else to turn to

      I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
      They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
      But you'll find that nowadays
      I've mended all my ways
      Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
      To this
      And I fortunately know a little magic
      It's a talent that I always have possessed
      And dear lady, please don't laugh
      I use it on behalf
      Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (Pathetic)

      Poor unfortunate souls
      In pain, in need
      This one longing to be thinner
      That one wants to get the girl
      And do I help them?
      Yes, indeed
      Those poor unfortunate souls
      So sad, so true
      They come flocking to my cauldron
      Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
      And I help them
      Yes I do

      Now it's happened once or twice
      Someone couldn't pay the price
      And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
      Yes I've had the odd complaint
      But on the whole I've been a saint
      To those poor unfortunate souls

      Have we got a deal?
      If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again
      But you'll have your man
      Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
      Oh, and there is one more thing
      We haven't discussed the subject of payment
      But I don't have-
      I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle
      What I want from you is your voice
      But without my voice, how can I-
      You'll have your looks, your pretty face
      And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

      The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
      They think a girl who gossips is a bore
      Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
      And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
      Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
      True gentlemen avoid it when they can
      But they dote and swoon and fawn
      On a lady who's withdrawn
      It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man

      Come on you poor unfortunate soul
      Go ahead
      Make your choice
      I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
      It won't cost much
      Just your voice!
      You poor unfortunate soul
      It's sad but true
      If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
      You've got the pay the toll
      Take a gulp and take a breath
      And go ahead and sign the scroll
      Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
      The boss is on a roll
      This poor unfortunate soul

      Beluga sevruga
      Come winds of the Caspian Sea
      Larengix glaucitis
      Et max laryngitis
      La voce to me

      Now, sing
      Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah
      Keep singing!
      Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah

    3. darknation


      Technician said:

      No, EE was always about politics and religion, often culminating in heated debate. Just search through its history. I don't know where you've been Job, only in the past year or so has the mood changed.

      Whelp, it comes down to a few things. There was always going to be a perfect storm of retards coming in on the back of doom 4, SJW morons reaching the peak of their powers and oldfags reacting as they usually do. Moderation style has been more hands on since the server switch IMHO.

      Normal service will probably be resumed once the D4 shitstorm has passed and ling gets bored of watching online fags doing and saying online fag things.

    4. Hellbent


      Piper Maru said:

      Is that Doomguy wrestling with a Mancubus?

      No, it's find a fold and f*** it.